CRYPTO Official Trailer (2019)

>In this cyber-thriller starring Kurt Russell and Beau Knapp, a Wall Street banker connects a small-town art gallery to a global conspiracy, putting his own family in grave danger.

Is this based or cringe?

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better than wolf of wall street already. This will be THE official Jow Forums movie

Clearly an attempt at psyops, muh Russia, muh crypto, muh criminals..

cringe, reminds me of an ncis episode

Aight, I'm ok with advertisers gaining interest in this shit board. Bring it on.

Whatever brings more normies back.
The official Jow Forums media will be the Netflix documentary.

>early adopters

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not even kurt russell will make this not cringe

this
cringe

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The nsimpsoncs

its the hackers of our genearation

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I do I short Alexis Bledel age?

Also, it's one of the cringest thing I've ever seen.

>being redpilled
>consuming hollywood bullshit in 2019
Pick one user. We need strong men where we're going.

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A hahaha wow this is some fruity shit.

i wonder if they going to have eminem song in there?

This could have been so much more. MUH RUSSIANS. Good fucking FUCKS give it a rest you stupid kikes

There is no way this is real right? Is that main character supposed to be a retard or something?

>meme movie about all crypto being used for Russian money laundering
>not about NEETS from a Bhutanese snake charming image forum discovering breadcrumbs to the 4th industrial revolution
Hollywood is disgusting

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Incredible how this has almost nothing to do with crypto. It's just a fucking footnote. This, however, is good news for us since it lets us continue to stay under the radar. Our story doesn't need to be told. We don't need fame. We already know we're 10 years ahead of every normie out there.

Liam hensworth is a fag. Married that kike miley Cyrus.

>crypto
>under the radar
Have you been living under a rock the past 3 years?

I'm talking about understanding crypto. Not stamping the name "crypto" in some bullshit and going to twitter to follow crypto niggers. If you think people understand crypto, you're the one living under a rock.

Holy shit this movie is literally fud. We're all going to make it

It isn't even about crypto, but I guess coinbase paid to shill their website in it.

Kurt Russell is dope. Literally everything he's in is sweet. Big trouble in little China, escape from New York, Stargate, backdraft, tombstone, the list goes on.

I'll go watch it. Its gotta be better than captain fungus.

kek. Did they have to pay to be in the movie a la dan bilzerian style?