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What went wrong with American capitalism
Aaron Campbell
Samuel Long
Dogs in America smell better than europeans because the dogs actually get washed with soap instead of just a quick dip into the water
Aaron Smith
Ever washed your dog under a human shower? It's a pain
Robert Martinez
we should be eating dogs instead good point.
Noah Wood
I always shower with my dog. no pain, just pleasure
Elijah Gomez
People don't get children because they think getting "educated" makes you a higher status person. Then when they start treating dogs and cats like the children they should have had.
Invest in sex toys, pet services and books/tv shows about being educated but underpaid.
Hudson Walker
I don't see what's wrong with this, dogs get muddy and not many people have a downstairs shower room next to their back door.
Christian Hughes
Jews
Thomas Rogers
>he doesn't have a utility sink
Kayden Bailey
you all realised that theres no meaning in material wealth if you can have an endless supply of material wealth. You can imbue objects with meaning ala Existentialism or via the arts but none of that has any real authority if money is the overarching authority.
Jose Flores
nothing thus we can afford to improve the standard of living of dogs now. 80% of the rest of the world is so shitty and has such low IQ that they can't even afford showers for their humans that are that nice
Matthew Bennett
well, now I need a dog shower
t. nodog
Camden Bell
Just wash your doggo with the garden hose. Or in the bathtub if your dog is a fucking pussy.
Andrew Watson
>he lets a filthy “companion” in his house
Henry Carter
>t. Abdul
Thomas Butler
t. Yuppie, suburban retard, cumskin
Hunter Williams
I mean if a midget buys your house you can upcharge them
Chase Rivera
So apt, yet so hilarious
Brody Baker
>Fight to the death
Colton Lewis
Why, everything is OK. Look at the DOW
Matthew Perry
>fight
also cheked
Brody Davis
>he still thinks global commerce is stratified by unregulated free markets aka Capitalism aka The Black Market
wew
Sebastian Phillips
We already let you filfthy subhumans into our countries.
Ryan Harris
I see it all the time. Obsession with pets is a national obsession in the UK. Its degenerate.
Juan Ward
I'm sorry that my pet's life is worth more than yours
Landon Ramirez
how fucking dumb are you. grab a bucket, make them stand still. most dogs freeze up when you put them in the shower. wash them then make sure to dry them and let them shake it out while still in the shower. it's actually fun if you like your dog
Jose Powell
I'm sorry your life won't be worth anything to anyone when your society crashes and burns due to demographics.