User, tell me something that is not on your resume

>user, tell me something that is not on your resume

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I have an IQ of 140.

Does anyone else masturbate in the office bathroom? I masturbate maybe two or three times a week at work.

"ahem"

Uhhh

*unzips dick*

>he thinks anyone actually cares about his stupid little number

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*an even smaller dick flops out*

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Yep. Even got free wifi at my facility. Becoming sort of a pro at it too, leaving no evidence.

fuck off discord tranny

I wax my scrotum and asscrack monthly.

I interviewed for a maintenance position at a local community college. There were 3 supervisors there all grilling me with these gotcha questions. The entire time I'm thinking, why the fuck are these idiots treating me like i'm interviewing for dean of the school. It's fucking maintenance.

I have qt3.14 azn gf

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Post bob n vegene sir

Better be stinky or forget about it

No Bobs have clothed bum, the patrician choice

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I can play the banjo, and I'm a minister.

Yeah but thanks for including the top of your cock you fucking retard. Hope you enjoy the thought of fat bearded homosexual mentally ill neets beating off imagining your dick in their bearded mouths that haven't ever seen a toothbrush.

Fucking top kek, user has a good point. Now plz show bobs n vegene sir tks

>tfw I only just noticed this

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I actually don't have any

Felipe González is my friend. I was rise by wolfs

Weirdest work related place I jerked off at was in an portable toilet during a 5 day FTX with the National Guard. It was in the middle of the night in 30° weather and I was sitting next to my rifle so that was real fun.

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she's your gf bro. go take one now

I... uh, I think your hair would look better if you didn't style it like that.

Yeah plus that way you get all some zinc back.

I eat human meat.