User, tell me something that is not on your resume

>user, tell me something that is not on your resume

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I have an IQ of 140.

Does anyone else masturbate in the office bathroom? I masturbate maybe two or three times a week at work.

"ahem"

Uhhh

*unzips dick*

>he thinks anyone actually cares about his stupid little number

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*an even smaller dick flops out*

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Yep. Even got free wifi at my facility. Becoming sort of a pro at it too, leaving no evidence.