Jow Forums is now a terrorist board

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Jow Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Jow Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Based and Jow Forumspilled

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They really are starting to come down on the NEET subculture, huh?

here take my upvote

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Post your rare batemans

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There are chans in the onion. Rules are a bit, um, lax though so take care.

REJOICE, FOR Jow ForumsOCAUST IS NEAR

To any journalist getting here I'd like to tell you we support peace. Also buy ChainLink.

You mean CP and stuff? That’s no longer a thing, torchans are not letting illegal stuff slide like in the past

Oh, fantastic. I hadn't checked in a while. But in any case, that's the final answer for OP and any other anons looking for refuge. That Aussie guy may have shitposted a little too hard this time.

>Jow Forums is now a terrorist board.
>now
hi newfag.

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It is completely unreal to me that retards can't figure out that this stupid shit is a meme.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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still too soon

Any torchans you can recommend? Avoided them due to CP.

For real - they're taking at face-value a document that includes the line "Spyro the dragon 3 taught me ethno-nationalism".

they're painfully slow, imagine Jow Forums if the total crypto marketcap dived to 1bilion

True but if the chanpocalypse actually happened, there would be mass migration. Post quality might actually rise with less normies
>nb4 normie

there would be at least 10x less pajeets

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
TOO SOON MAN TOO FUCKING SOON..

If this place is shut down, an exact copy of this place will be made somewhere else. Maybe as a cripplechan board, maybe on a smaller lesser known cripple clone, but it will appear somewhere. The cripple really did a good job making sure that the light never ever goes out, it's all open source, it will always be recreated if it's shut down. You are here forever.

Too moon bro

so sad

Cripple Chan

>people surprised westerners are getting sick of having their lands overrun by third worlders
m-must be some racists!

"many people who end up writing articles for unknown websites are failed authors"

>their lands
Whites in New Zealand lmao. Not your land. Back to europe cumskin

>implying the indigenous peoples of aussie, nz, or americas were doing anything useful with the lands before europeans showed up
You're right, we should go back to polygamy and mud huts

And by the way, you're flooding Europe too, where it's illegal to question this bullshit in many countries

Might makes right, whites were stronger than natives so you took their land. Now that Islam is stronger than whites you cry about it?

In Hotwheels we trust, praise be upon him.

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This except we only want to kill GLOW IN THE DARK CIA NIGGERS and Chainlink shills.

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thia, but unironically

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Too soon

Story?

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Chad cheated with Stacy