30 second hustle

>move to a new state
>get a job quickly
>have 6mos lease, roomie wants to extend it as do I stince I'm still getting on my feet
>roomie throws a tantrum over a spot of grease on the counter only a couple of weeks before the 6mos ends
>switches, demands that i leave when the lease ends
>glad to oblige, he had been a cunt on and off the whole time
>scramble to find a place
>find one in a nearby city
>finding a job is much harder
>burning through savings
>finally find one
>can't start until next month
>almost enough money to pay rent
>but not enough

Guys, I need to make about $200 before march ends to stay off the street. I'm not looking for sympathy, only ideas.

I'm not a scrupulous person by any means, I've dabbled in a bit of the street in the past, anything goes as long as its not an obvious ticket to jail.

I've done freelance writing in the past, I've started to advertise again but so far no bites. Not even for academic ghostwriting.

I've been peeking into the dumpsters within walking distance and haven't found anything I can sell.

I will do anything the least bit rational.

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Forgot to add: I've been eating rice and eggs the whole time, fasting some days as well. I've stretched my money to the absolute limit.

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Sploosh

cmon dug

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shameless self bump

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fish for receipts and shoplift return for cash

This is a good idea, however I have no experience with thieving other than taking a few pens from work.

If I was familiar with shoplifting I'd be doing it, but with my know how the risk/reward is not worth it. If I'm caught, since I can't bail myself out with any of my collateral by the time I get out, if I do, I'll be homeless.

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What I have been working on a bit is finding a bunch of pics of some thot and making a finstagram with a payapp for bookings/nudes (if the thot I find has nudes).

I was looking through imagefap and some of the chans, but I'm unfamiliar with instagram so it's taking a while.

If I had a gf I'd....I'm going to make a grindr acct and try to sell my underwear; piss too if there's a market like there is for women.

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You have 2 weeks to make $200. Ez pz bro but you have to start right now.

All you have to do is to sell something you own (or possess... not necessarily own) worth $200, or sell $200 worth of your labor.

Do you have a car? Sign up for uber. Or do random labor jobs on craigslist. Or scam someone on the internet, for $200 it ain't that hard m8.

Good luck

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>tramp stamp
Why

no car, no possessions worth much anything. all of my things fit in the back of a hyundai when i moved here, i've been very poor. My luggage is the most valuable item I have and this $200 laptop...but I need the PC to earn anything. Everything else is plastic shelving and some bullshit clothes. I sleep on the floor.

i'm on craigslist constantly, but in the area I live in labor gigs are seemingly non existent which makes no sense to me. making a CL post costs more money than i can spare...yes, $3.

Internet scams I'm very open to, but unfamiliar with, what's a good one or ten to start with?

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This is a good one.

Even if you have no car, signing up for a grocery delivery or food delivery app/service can rake in a couple hundred extra bucks in a month even if you're taking a bus or walking

Stay strong OP. sorry about the egg and rice thing, I've been there

uber?

she may be a concubine. idk, im just posting bishes to grab eyes.

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Almost forgot about this one, there's a place a few miles away i'll hoof it too asap.

>also
Guys, I will write, edit, or proofread anything you want. The only erotic subject I won't touch is pedophilia; scat, smut, snuff, vore, futa whatever else is fine just not kids.

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plz no sympathy, its salt to the wound.

funfact though, white rice will str8 siphon out vitamin B. I discovered I had a vit B deficiency a few days ago, nutritional yeast is a MUST for any heavy rice eaters.

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Oof page 4 already....if this goes down with no more replies, I'm grateful for the tips I've gotten so far; thanks guys I really needed some feedback.

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Uber if u can get approved quickly. Drivers in Seattle make 1500 a week, vegas even more. It saved my ass a few years ago when I needed money to get by

I live in vegas, i just dont have a car #footmobile

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This is what credit is actually for you wanker

Some online gambling sites in Europe literally hand you cash/cash equivalents just for signing up and depositing (but no strings attached, you can just withdraw your money). Idk if it's the same in the US, but might be worth looking into. Perhaps there are some similar bonuses at live casinos in Vegas?

I know of a bunch of scams but I'm too much of a moralfag to share them, sorry.

Just go take a $200 loan you tard

Or do Uber. The pay is shit, and I'm not sure how fast they pay, but if they pay quick enough it's alright. Or just have someone give you the money. This is such a negligible amount.

Also you could probably land a serving job in one day and clear this in tips pretty quickly

in nevada you need permits to handle food, takes a couple weeks costs more money than i have.

also: i know no one here, no one to borrow from.

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>too much of a moralfag to type a couple sentences

with that kind of dangling, obviously not

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literally never had a credit card in my life, that shit is a debt trap.

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>no car
>cant afford their rental deals
>no collateral for a loan

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Do you have anything to pawn?
Check craiglist for odd jobs. Maybe helping people move shit during a move, or something like that.

Do some work trials in kitchens.

Even if you don't get the job (or want it) You should get paid 50$ for a shift.

It's pretty easy to get a job cleaning in a kitchen doing dishes and moving boxes.

You got a fort night to scramble, call some local restaurants and ask for a shift as a kitchen hand. They will get you in quick and out just as quick.
If your state has minimum wage you can force the guy you do the trial for to give you something for your work.

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Go to your local church and ask if they know of anyone that needs help and is willing to pay

I live in australia where it's illegal to make people do unpaid labour even for a 1 day work trial. So you can pretty reliably get something for your work.

Lawn mowing is good, you can call local mawn mowing businesses and ask if they need some workers. The pay is shit and the hours long and hard, but it's easy to get work lawn mowing.

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Buy user that's gay!

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It’s money. OP needs money. 4-8 dicks and he’s good.

4-8 dicks

lmao even some pile of garbage should get enough in 2 dicks to make 200

He'll need more money for medical expenses if he contracts Gonorrhea or Syphilis

I was assuming the competition in Las Vegas is high.

the state i live in requires a permit to work with food at any level

i live in a desert

i was a landscaper before i moved here, but mexicans literally own the landscaping market top to bottom.

this is a great, simple, practical idea and its already sunday.

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This, read the Title, OP is looking for a 30 sec hustle

Since your in Vegas hit the tables in an all or nothing bet, 200 on red and your problems are over.

i have nothing to bet with. i have no money that isnt spoken for for rent or bills.

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I wouldnt be entirely against it if i had any idea how to even be a prostitute or suck a dick.

My gag reflex is awful, and I have no experience.

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You just got to trust your cock sucking instincts op

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nigga where the fuck are your parents/relatives/friends
200$ is nothing, anyone would be willing to borrow that much to you

Go to fiverr or something like that. You could also get a quick loan through wallet wizard or nimble.

Go to Craigslist free section. Pick up shit from there and sell it on Let Go or FB or eBay. You will easily get $200.

you dont need collateral for a $200 loan. Just walk into a local payday loan shop explain the situation and theyll give it to you there and then.

I love threads like these because it reminds me that not everyone is going to make it. OP is whining and bitching and making excuses, despite many anons offering solid plans. You live in Vegas! Go beg for 5 hours or less, and you'll be done.
OP made 20+ postings of why he's a poor helpless soul. I hope you don't get the 200.

the last part was unnecessary, but I agree with the rest. dude's had a complaint every step of the way.

>state requires a license to work with food

yeah I'm sure every restaurant in Vegas has 100% legal staffing. go wash some dishes under the table.

Get one that pays you 1 - 2% for using it and set auto pay up. It’s not much but it’s literally free money. Use it for everything. Just have self control.

Are you fucking retarted OP? Just write the check for the damn rent and let it bounce. Keep doing that til they give u a notice, then pay up

So you live in america and arent taking advantage of the food banks? These places are overflowing with free food

you have 2 weeks to make $200. That’s not too hard; you can help someone move (unskilled labor, 10h@$20/h) or something. If you are not finding success with writing for money, put more energy into it.

Payday loan. Its what they are there for. Things like this.

Has OP tried standing in front of home depot to get a job? I think people would prefer a white guy over shady looking mexicans

As I've said previously, I have no pay stubs, no checks, I just got off the phone with a payday loan center to double confirm this.

Without a pay stub from the last month, it's not an option.

Tldr just do it

Doing this with a sign seems like a good idea.

It's not about the food, I have enough food to last me another month or so, I just won't have 4 walls and all that.

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Doesn't seem like they'd be willing to risk it just for a bit of labor, but I'll go solicit it. I've been literally walking into every business around and just asking if I can do any kind of work, no dice so far.

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just need to suck 40 dicks for 5$ and you're done
pretty easy desu

i'll talk to the homeless cats near my house about how the fuck to do this. i've always heard it makes good money i just don't know how its done.

Since nobody has suggested it yet and diverse ideas foster diverse discussions, have you considered taking dogs out of backyards and offering to return them to their owner for a reward?

Op I know this may not be the most popular of ideas but you do seem averse to blowjobs, have you considered handjobs for truckers? $5 a pop and 20 truckers. It's a volume games.

I have considered this, especially after Walkens character in 'Seven Psychopaths', i have not put in the effort though.

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Make a garbage bag diaper and post a video of you dancing like a monkey in it. I'll cash app you 5 dollars

Meaning what, brown rice only? No basmati or Jasmin?

DAY LABOR

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Come to my post and say I request help I am (insert your post number) and I will do a detailed guidance to you

nope, just the unfortified white rices. so jasmin and basmati will siphon it.

brown has the hull intact, which has a few nutes in it.