TINDER THOT vs LINK

I unironically deleted tinder because the sex was boring btw, I decided to start edging with sergey.

If you're a guy and you use an emoji, you should cut your dick off

This, or "I'd like to bloat you with my prospects. We should grab a drink sometime. What's your number?"

So you must have something about chainlink in your bio which is a execution level offense holy fuck

2/3 rule if girl bombs you with emojis it's okay to send some back, but starting with them first that's a yikes. OP's pic is full cringe it makes no difference in his case anyway

if you are a guy and care about how other guys communicate your gay

you are right brother

You obviously don’t talk to thots

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>muh image

This. Please report to head tranny Timo for excommunication

OP how do you get matches and convos with cute girls on tinder. I think my profile is not set up well.

Also how do I get their number and bang them. Thanks. All I match with is fatties and trannies.

Isn't internet just email? What's the point?

>what is the secret to life
All my successful bangs came from me not really trying and the girl just falling into my lap. 99% of cases a girl will fuck you cuz she’s already decided to fuck, to get back at someone or to use someone for pleasure, and you just have to be there.
Most thots are on there to stroke their ego by making you feel like shit. If a bitch stops responding after two messages then unmatch and move on.
You need to appear carefree and not thirsty, and of high status.

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She is, it isn’t sexy at all

My buddy and I had a 3k bet on what would increase more percentage wise in 6months in September(he works for EY blockchain) I took Chainlink at 30 cents, he took amazon at 2k.
I didn’t make him pay me the 3k, just take me and my buddy out to the best steakhouse in the city, since that’s too much money. My point in the story is, to people in the space, sexy is actually really important.

I’ll update if/ when she responses tho

It fucking blows my mind that even people working in blockchain can't see the value and possibilities in connecting blockchains with external data yet. What the actual fuck is this timeline even that we are so early?

why do you mention chainlink on your tinder profile in the first place?

>not wanting a stinky linky gf

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She said she’s not confident in blockchain, not in chainlink
You’re retarded OP

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>teledildonics
Caught that reference :D

This this

>it's just databases

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I was OP of that thread aka Eric

You must be fun at partys

based Eric

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Eric, Cancerboy here I'm back in Boston until Tuesday. Go hit up shuya and let's take a group picture for the lulz.

Also why the fuck can't we get off this shitty imageboard?

No clue , unironically get together with Shuya and let us know how it goes

Cancer Boy here. I'm your worst nightmare, Eric. Shuya is MINE!

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Samefagging faggot. This is why we have IDs dumbass.

kik me if true

the autists timeline

look at lonely ahh nigga over here bruh 10 thottys in my DMs esketit memes xD PRANKED u salty?

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I do blockchain too

Eric are you redpilled on the JQ?

DUDE THATS MY SISTER
LMAOOOO

Prove it

Now this? I like.

>4 messages to her reply

cringe

didnt reply
>very when im talking with you about it.
i know its cringe but that shit works

why didnt you show a pic like this in the first place

This is just sad when cuck nerd is trying to be mean at girls.. Cringe as fuck

>im not that bloated about it

wew, who fuckin talks like this?

HONK HONK

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You blew it with your girly hothead self x'D desu

Pink pills know what's up

Are you telling me that when I try to get some pucc that I have to use emoticons instead of pepe.jpgs?

Just databases
How does it feel that even tinder thots understood the blockchain now

>that narcissistic injury suffered by OP
She knew where to hit

fuarking cringe brah

I guess that's her

crunchbase.com/person/eva-shon

If sergey ever delivers she will hit you up out of nowhere when she remembers this conversation. Cap this

This. Normos gtfo

>it's just databases

I've never heard someone more wrong in my life

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It's true. "Blockchain" is just a special database architecture.

People a very slow to process new paradigms

Yeah but link is middleware.

Holy fuck kill yourself faggot larper jesus fucking christ linkies are faggots

Its a larp retard