Guys...

Guys, I managed to swindle a girl into being my girlfriend but she is super tight and I jizz within minutes because of it.. How do I profit off this?

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do anal

make a pornhub compilation of her face as you come too early

Cut her up into pieces, put her body parts through a meat grinder and then sell it to a butcher for easy gains

stop watching porn and jerking off.

Strategically jack off 20 minutes before smashing her right cunt.

This is a perfect opportunity to educate her of the range of the situation from an objective perspective and timely apologize. You can use that as anchor of reflection and realize that accepting your projections. forgiving yourself, and finally letting go and moving on with your life is the manifestation of manliness and maturity. You will sleep soundly at night, that you have fed the right wolf and thus reinforced it.

wat

Fuck u im so jelly

Post her tits and I'll give you all the dogecoin in my right pocket

When you have a big fat dick they all feel tight

She seems not to mind but we all know how crafty women can be.
I'm looking more for long-term profit.
I've started this, I have not noticed much result yet but time will tell.
Even if we already has sex I still jizz after a few minutes while with my previous girlfriend I could last for longer than she would but I'm starting to think she was wider than the Gotthard base tunnel.
Basically tell her that I'm sorry she is tight AF and then pat myself on the back and go to sleep?

I'll consider this. If it was chainlink I'd have already sent one.
Heh, sounds like a good explanation.

Tell her she needs to cook for you if she wants you to last. It will motivate her to feed her man and it will motivate you to stick it out and not bust because both have skin in the game.

>within minutes

Try seconds.

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>Basically tell her that I'm sorry she is tight AF and then pat myself on the back and go to sleep?
Pussy is cool, but you have to tell her the a more sincere and lesser exaggeration of "sry tk u 4 da ride lol" because you swindled her for pus. She'll probably put up a wall of spit and punch you in the liver or something, but you walk away a better man. Nothing gets any better than doing the right thing man.

Oh don't worry fren, I didn't swindle her for pus but for love. I actually like this one and plan on sticking around.

Best advice so far.
I'm sorry fren..

>Stopping sex because you jizzed

Think I found the problem.

Dude... have you tried looking at a vagina after you nut??? It looks absolutely disgusting.

Shutup.

>Dude... have you tried looking at a vagina after you nut??? It looks absolutely disgusting.
>t. faggot

Sir you are gay. Just letting you know so you can have a happy life

Dude, she doesn't care how long you take.The little hamster wheel spinning in her head thinks that the fact you spooge fast means that she's hot. It's validating her attractiveness. Women can't measure things or judge anything objectively. It's why they make such shitty engineers and programmers.
Do you think Chad gives a shit whether she has an orgasm or not?

Agreed
Me and OP have opposite problems. Ive barely ever had sex, it seems I don't want it that bad irl. The porn meme is real, a vag is literally barely a turn on knowing what they usually look like irl.

But let me pop on a video of 4k euro porn with 10 out of 10 angel face whores and I'm diamonds. Nothing hotter than their silky smooth clean brapper getting double stuffed. I've taken breaks from porn too, and yea i get hornier. But my problem still persists, I want that picture perfect ass to fuck... Not the fuzzy worn out roast which most bitches have.

Watdo?

Accurate advice, a lot of women actually have a fetish for premature ejaculation.

If you actually have a big dick and stamina they’ll bitch about you taking too long. Best just shoot it in her and then help her get off with a vibrator, you’ll hit 85% of her retarded female instincts.

I know I’m gay but I’m actively fighting the urges and have come to appreciate women in a sexual way.

You are lucky. I'm 23 and have to be thrusting for at least an hour to cum. My gf is insecure about this because she thinks she isn't hot but she doesn't know I broke my dick jerking off and watching much to porn.

She does look very happy afterwards..
I'm starting to think I broke it in the opposite way, I trained myself to jizz asap because I didn't want to waste too much time.

Wow look at mr longtime here with his minutes now slow down on the humblebrag

fuck her, jizz and DO NOT FUCKING STOP. it is hard to do but you can do it. also try stoppkng and slowly erupting in her nice tight pussy. this brings you less satisfaction and makes it easier to keep pounding that pussy. after 1-2 min after 'not stopping' your erection will be renewed. also fuck more often. practics makes perfect. also fuck her doggie style and reach around and rub her clit while fucking her.

if you would like me to demonstrate these techniques on your gf as well as some secret bonus moves let me know and i will glad to do so. have her take a nice hit shower before i arrive. i'll need a few hours with her to really make sure you see how to perform these basics correctly.

Thanks for the sound advice. I'll have to pass on the cuckoldry but I do want to hear more about those secret bonus moves.

Tight girls are unironically the worst. You can't work around that.

make videos on pornhub about some "faggy boyfriend cumming too fast, what a loser." and post that shit. You will get millions of views and comments from lonely fags who say they could do it better. Rake in those views and ad revenue (assuming Pornhub does ad revenue, I actually have not idea).

>Within minutes
This isn't a problem OP, stop watching porn. My advice is take it slow and pay more attention to her. You don't need to pound away at her like a porn star, there's literally nothing wrong with stopping thrusting completely for brief periods if you want the sex to last longer.

this goy fucks

>I trained myself to jizz asap because I didn't want to waste too much time
THIS IS ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I spent my teenage years training myself to cum in as short a time as possible because lmao no privacy overbearing single mother. HELP MEEEE!

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kek, she's not going to stick around for you though unless you up your performance.

Thats why I made this post. Maybe I should buy a cockring? Don't those things make you stay hard no matter what?

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