/smg/ - Stock Market General

for buy at bottom or sell at top; that am true power

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Powerless Peons:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=0n8_9cGzGgs
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I'm gonna try to pick up REPH on this dip. FDA catalyst date coming up fast.

GPRO

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pee ell uwu gee

storytime !

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please buy TSLA and help elon-chan he's getting bullied by SEC and bears

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Mmmmmyessss my puttssssss

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>tfw new chinese magic money frog says "bitch n*ggas get smoked" in chinese

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NO

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You're still going on about that garbage?

uhhhh excuse you, GPRO is the official meme of anime and smg

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You can see go short. There's a lot of meat on this pig.

The standard and poor 500

youtube.com/watch?v=0n8_9cGzGgs

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;_;
GPRO wont dip for me
am kinda scared why price action so strong

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saw another anime sticker fucked car today.. pulled up by the person and looked over... dude looked like he never played a sport in his fucking life and has never touched a vagina

are all anime lovers fat neck beards or little scrawny bitch boys?

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why the meanies bully Elon?

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that is what you get for betraying gpro!!!!

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My my car bro, dont bulli

>unironically being above 15 and watching anime

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oil sector wants elon-chan to fail and it's working

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this is the same picture posted last time

>hes 23 years old and watches anime

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>are all anime lovers fat neck beards or little scrawny bitch boys?

drivers of animu cars I have seen have all been a very specific type:
>men
>asian
>late teens/early 20's
>sides of head shaved, longish on top and brushed forward over forehead
>car also had body kit
>led accent lighting
>standard rice rocket subaru/mitsubishi/honda chassis, possibly an import with steering wheel on right side

he won't fail

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I should've pulled him out of his car and started beating his ass asking whats his trip and then tell him to stop shit posting then drive away... then reverse and calmly say right before i go... Buy LCI

yeah i know.. i didn't get a chance to take a picture of this other fags car.. he honestly looked like the biggest limp wristed fucking pussy ever

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everything you do is cool when you have a 6-pack.

it better for me to betray heavens then for heavens to betray me
O_O

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Y'all are just jealous of my sick whip.

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that negative camber tho

Thanks user. Looks interesting

i usually cut my own hair but was in a hurry the other day and went to a barber and told them i want an 8 all around... the fucking guy cut my hair like a fucking zoomer i was seriously so fustrated but in a hurry to get to a meeting.. fucking hell man i cringed everytime i looked in the mirror for a few days at the damn hair cut..

thats a unique idea... too bad the guy that drives that is probably a virgin asian that listens to rap and watches anime.. the only action he ever gets is from his body pillows... sad

Reminder you’re all wonderful people and I hope you all make it.

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Yeah I was real suprised it didn't make gains today because its approval is kinda a done deal, unlike EVOK that is still pretty iffy (gained 7% today)

>the fucking guy cut my hair like a fucking zoomer i was seriously so fustrated but in a hurry to get to a meeting

oh please PLEASE post a picture

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alpha as fuck gives no fucks. no shame to hide his power level.

thanks bro I hope you make it too.

thanks texas user, I am pretty wonderful

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>oh please PLEASE post a picture
I already cut it a little shorter on the top.. i went on a little vacation with this girl and at first she was like OMG YOUR HAIR?!?! and for like a whole day would not stop giving me shit about my hair but by the end of our 3 day trip she was saying it's kinda sexy... says i look too preppy with it.. i still cut it....

>Need to free up buying power for more biotech lottery
>My gains won't stop

First world prob man. Might just pay the 50 extra bucks a month to borrow 12000 from Robinhood.

I WANT TO SEE YOUR JUSTIN BIEBER HAIRCUT NAOW

might've been a girl.. wish i stuck around to see who got in it..

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I need some clarification. Robinhood is a broker. I have ~10k USD. Will it the same stock and same management if I buy Vanguard S&P 500 ETF from Robinhoon instead of making an account using Vanguard ?

VSTM is looking to breakout.

I believe so. Vanguard ETF is a Vanguard ETF.

MAGIC FROG IS BACK?!
VSTM isn’t doing too bad at all.

Actually saw a real life GoPro billboard today. I’m like, what is this 2010?

I want a notice me senpai license cover. It’s just subtle enough...

How do I go back in time and unbuy KHC, lads?

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Finally selling my BTC I won on an election day bet and gonna use it to invest in dudeweed stocks

I've held tight since before ER and the magic frog has done me no wrong! There are 2 conferences tomorrow and it seems like the shorts are gone (fees to short are outrageous), so I'm hoping some new money pours in this week.

I’m really hoping ATNM says something good in their call tomorrow. Its just been one heartbreak after another.

I fucking hate lcigoy

Dont worry fellow Foodchad, theres still time to exchange it for CPB

I'm Chad as fuck and I love Anime.

Watching this new one called "One Punch Man". It's great, highly recommend it.

Thanks nig - I hope you make it as well.

Honestly deep down I'm only doing this shit so I can be a cosplay thots patron and fuck real life cartoons.

Just go to a convention dude. They have crazy orgies and one will probably fuck you for free

>my goal is to be betabux for a costhot so she can e-ntr me
C’mon man
Start lifting and tracking macros so you can couple cosplay with a hottie who’s worth a damn, and not selling nudes to strangers.

he probably hates you too

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>shorts are gone
No... my short squeeze...

80% of me robinhood account food stocks
can you pls call me foodchad too?

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I'm shredded af but a manlet so I can only cosplay that one tiny guy from SnK and he gets fucked up the ass in every dj i've read so

>I'm shredded af

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I will not do that

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>my short squeeze...
some people are saying it'll happen tomorrow. idk. I'm just holding.

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lciguy getting uppity again, gproguy will come spam thread soon

>Manlet
It’s a running gag that MCs or a member of their crew is a badass short man. Hiei, Asta, Krillin (the possible exception to the badass rule), Ed Elrich, I dunno I could think of more but cbf right now.

But come on man walking doesn’t build muscle. What app?

Dude... WEED XD

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Has anyone made a /SMG/ discord server?

i'm revoking your gproposting license since you want it to fail

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discord is for fags and reddit

>gproguy will come spam thread soon
are you encouraging the act of spamming?

>But come on man walking doesn’t build muscle.
Shredding is all about low body fat (and that's mostly miles from running since I do a 10k every day)
>What app?
Fitbit. Kinda crappy. The band recently rotted off my wrist. Im thinking of dipping into my gains and picking up an apple watch.

on the bright side, FDP is 28 again so we are almost in Profit

>that's mostly miles from running since I do a 10k every day

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Get a hybrid smartwatch

Why are you replying to me with selfies?

there's only one way to settle this: both of you google shredded guy and post an image claiming it's you

i don't claim to be shredded.. i'm just giving the larper a hard time

No the only way to settle this is to post there current holding and we judge them accordingly/

You're the one blogging bout your hair man. Someone comes at me telling me to track my macros when I'm sitting here eating a bowl of 99% lean ground turkey and drinking water mixed with glutamine. You expect me not to step to that?

I'm holding VSTM, VHI and BIOS and I have 3/22 Puts on DIS and ACB.

WEED STOCKS BRO

LMAO

BLAZE IT 420

...I was trying to discourage you from being findommed and maybe finding something better to aim for

whatever you say......... homo

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My man.
What your holding besides HEXO and ACB?

Anyone not getting in on HEXO by the end of this week, has officially missed the train.

TRST (CTST for you Muricans) too. I'm holding both long and strong. Hexo @ $4.20 CAD (lol) and TRST @ $8.00 CAD.

These babies are mooning.

I. Love. Owning. REFR

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NUUUU
me love gopro so much wanted more shares
am started off with 1k shares and turned it into 3k
wanted for turn 3k into 4k shares before it went back to $10 T_T

THE MARKET /WILL/ REWARD ME LOVE
YOU WILL SEE

thankfully RH was trolling about market buy being so high
few day later it started showing average buy @ 27.80
which was still .30c above what intended to pay tho :(

unfortunely for green beaners this puts me profit @ $2.50 which am average Expecting for RH account
so expect bean crash again soon

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What happened? People love bananas.

>non-opioid painkiller
>oral application already approved
Oh shit my erection
Where you at, biotech bro?

ACB puts might not be a bad idea with so many robinhood users holding.

I just need more red days then green days

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>Having too much fun with biotechs
>Keep this up, won’t have enough dry powder when the market turns
How do you do it, brahs?

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By not having enough money to do half of what I want.

Brexit?

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This image is making the rounds. A plot of Tesla stock price vs Robinhood share ownership. Looks like the retail traders are nailing it.

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I think the company is diluted af and completely overbought.

Wtf do I say for a first message?

Hardmode: how do I get her to sign up for Robinhood so I get free stock

>Extra hard mode: how do I get this bbw to sit on my face

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