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>willrobotstakemyjob.com/

Think again

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4% for artists

Doubtful

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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feeling comfy desu

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DOH

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Totally Safe. Noice!

This is why I'm #YangGang.

fuck, I thought healthcare was a safe bet

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I think OP is talking about real jobs, not dj-tier hustles

biggest risk is service jobs and logistics. Because the latest deep learning algorith will enable atuonomous driving and google duplex will take all the assistent jobs which is like 35% of all jobs world wide.

>What are GANs
Not that artists weren't a meme in the first place tho

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>service jobs
depends on the industry

I can't find dermatologist or Plastic surgeons, I'm pretty sure it'll be safe. Right?

No psychiatrist there, only shit tier occupations like

>Recreational therapist have the lowest risk
Are you fucking kidding me

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Mamma mia...

I'm so happy I'm doing an apprenticeship since I was 15 (20 now) for 600/month.

Fuck IT, I'm just gonna build a coffee shop

Or pizza shop

So what exactly do “computer operators” do? Data entry? Maybe you were a developer?

"computer operators" isn't exactly what I do.
I am a simple I.T guy, but on the site this doen'ts exit. If you're italian, my exact occupation is "Informatico tecnica di sistemi"

Time to get the ol' Zastava loaded again

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how can robots even compete

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Once singularity hits in the next 20 years, everything will be automatized, people will be stripped in carbon molecules to use it as fuel for the AI overlords who will create a dyson sphere out of the sun (kinda like flesh eats flesh), you are ALL doomed

im feeling pretty safe

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Nice

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Yeah I'm gonna call bullshit. Pharmacists should be like 70%

get fucked fag

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its kind of crazy how all retail service jobs will be wiped out

Automation Engineer here, lmao im gonna cuck all you 1%ers here

got 3%

the fuck, im gonna automate this first just to prove that number wrong

Seems only jobs which require 0 personality or social skills are at risk.

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>maintenance
>64%

Nigger i dare you to make a robot that can fix your garbage disposal, AC, plumbing, etc

Have you ever been inside one of those big central pharmacies that mails out pills that CVS has? Legitimately a more soulless Amazon warehouse. The only thing keeping pharmacists employed is the legal requirement they exist.

Enjoy being the new lower class while the rest of us grab our Yangbux.

Lmao thats a crock of shit

how tf did you even get a job? Is it a high stress one?

Well, that's for retail pharmacists, glad I left that fucking soulless place.
Yeah, had to work in one for like 3 years, it consumes you and you need to put a fake smile for every fucking living being that comes in, luckily found a drugstore, where I only need to manage the warehouse for 2 hours then play skyrim all day

Psychologists are pretentious mid-tier milfs without kids that fuck with their clients.

lmao bullshit, dispensing of drugs could be automated within a heartbeat

How did you become one?

How do you guys get all the lucky jobs with almost no work involved and no one monitoring your computer usage?

>Forester
get rekt, these machines do everything and soon won't need the useless human driver

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comfyyy tell us how you found it. How much do you make?

Oh boy, a world where the only skill you need to know is how to lie.

Pharmacist is safe because legal barrier. Pharmacy techs on the other hand...

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Only 25% chance for me, feeling comfy. Accountants get btfo’d.

Lol 10/10 good stuff OP I can tell you will make it

>only need to manage the warehouse for 2 hours then play skyrim all day

Yeah, I am sure you won't be automated anytime soon user

When my soon to be boss said that he needed someone to finish the obligatory protocols for the drugstore (and also that they were only 7 workers), I knew this was the job I would love. next month it's gonna be my third year here, already finished Terraria both in normal and hard, leveled up like 12 chars in maplestory, play metroid Zero, super and fusion. Would play more games but the office computer sucks.

Aren't drugstores retail?

I am the one who knocks

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About 150k every year.
The cost of automating the warehouse would be enough to bankrupt the drugstore.
Yeah, but we don't sell to people, only clinics, hospitals and some other drugstores.

My job is not even on the list. Does that mean I am safe?

It means it's already fully automated and that you are a robot. How did you get past the captcha?

Why aren't gas stations just vending machines?
Because people would rather do business with a cashier than a vending machine.
AI will just improve the abilities of artists. The artist's job will be to think outside of the box. The AI's job will be to color inside the lines. Improving the quality and output of artists.
Just like photography did.

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I am working in the planning aspect of this industry. I would like to see a robot working with the old cunt >1000 acre boomer landowners and actually planning the cuts.

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I thought drugstore pharmacists only make like 60-100k per year? Maybe I'm thinking of places like CVS when you work at a more B2B kind of place.

fukken kek

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Sounds like a solid career

safe for now, until the fucking robots start quantifying things and investing into patterns, fuck my life.

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safe but
>median annual wage 65k ;_;
i want to die

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What is it

0.4%
I'm safe guys, feelsgoodman

thats actually an amazing point. when everything that takes cold hard skill is automated the only thing left will be shit that amounts to manipulation and lying

>Computer programmer
>48%

>IT department
>3%

>Pharmacist
>1.2%

Who came up with these numbers? Pharmacist could literally be automated yesterday. Programmers have negative risk (the more automation, the more programmers needed to automate)

thats wrong
t. electrical engineer

Status:
>maximum /comfy/
>10btc, 100eth, 15k link, 109k req to boot

Woops

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some of this is kinda misleading because it doesnt mean that the job will be non existent. Most jobs will be assisted by robots or AI in some way, jobs will be lost but the job wont. so just make sure you know computers and are really fucking good lol

>chefs, barbers, toolmakers
>80%+
>lawyers
>4%
yeah, ok

>job not even listed

It's mobile, specialized, and a lot of red tape so I give it a 0%.

This is why I think you should #killYourself

tell us more about it

based

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>98.5% safe to earn pennies for the rest of your life.

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>not drawing furry porn and making 6 figures
never gonna make it

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dude are you me ?
Studied physics bachelor.
Is a masters degree in physics worth it if I don't want to do a PhD ?

This means that your assumptions were wrong

You can get a lot of DoD jobs with just a bachelors, PhD or nothing if you really are considering a masters

This there’s a lot more to real estate than just buying a home, with an agent dealing with clients

I think I am gonna be fine

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>Be accountant
>94% chance of being automated
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCK THIS WORLD. I HATE YOU FUCKS PROGRAMMING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. JUST MAKE IT STOP PLEASE. MOMMY MAKE THEM STOP PLEASE AHHHHHHHH. I JUST WANTED A COMFY WHITE COLLAR JOB FUCK. FUCK YOU NERDS JUST STOP OK WHY ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS

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This is bullshit. Pharmacists can easily be replaced and most lawyers will be assisted by AI making their legal team much smaller and the need for lawyers will also diminish. Lawyers will always exist but there will be less of them

How about you learn to program?

Funds will also still need someone to go through the books of companies that are potential investments.. machines can't make investments decisions like humans.. they can trade.. but not invest..

>teacher
>1%

based me

>used a gaussian process classifier
That's nice honey, now tell me how you got the data to put in said classifier.
Oh, out of your ass ? That's adorable.

I am. You know I really should have just followed my passion years ago and pick aerospace engineering. That's what I wanted to do but I got memed by self help videos saying passion is a meme and you should just pick something safe. So, I picked the safest and most generic white collar job possible;an accountant. Haha now it seems like space industries will be getting really big soon in the coming decade...

Fuck, guess it's time to go back to school and study CS

If it makes you feel any better you're almost definitely not smart enough for aerospace engineering

how are teachers still a thing? you can all be replaced by a video of a teacher

Nice

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psychologists study humans. The only reason you wont loose your job to automation is because you do something directly to humans. But everybody else who makes those goods you use will soon become the walking homeless, should automation go the way people fear.

teaching a robot to fix those things using a database is faster than teaching a human to do those things. ur jobs gonna get yeeted with the first humanoid models.

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