/smg/ - Stock Market General

this market just keeps going up despite any bad news, if bad earning comes out, it goes up, if bad scandals come out, it goes up, it just always goes up edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Powerless Peons:

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Other urls found in this thread:

peterlbrandt.com/understanding-trading-outcomes/
cnbc.com/2019/03/19/deutsche-bank-commerzbank-germany-is-forcing-a-marriage-that-may-not-work.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

SQQQ time approaches

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Mostly I think the Robin Hood charts go up because more users join the platform. I'm not sure it's useful as a way of observing the whole market

VTSAX

max out your IRAs for 2018 dont forget

What’s everyone’s consensus on oil?

Win-rate is not a good measure of someone's success.
peterlbrandt.com/understanding-trading-outcomes/

Not yet. Soon. I think it may climb all the way up to ATH at $187 before a multi-week drop happens.

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crappy trader cope

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Bullfriends lets take the nasdaq to 8000

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Just give me a guaranteed win please FUCK

This is good synopsis of success gauge:

>My three “take-aways” from this discussion are:

>1. Avoid using simplistic performance metrics such as “win-rate” to understand the dynamics of a trading approach/program.
2. Trade identification (the “signal”) is far less important than risk and trade management.
3. Protecting one’s pile of chips is job #1. All approaches to market speculation run into losing streaks. Things will eventually get sorted out as long as the pile of chips remains mostly intact.

>i've got a 99% win rate. 99 times I make $1, 1 time I lose $100.

sell

ATH is a no for me
look at that drop we had today
this market is shaky, stop losses ready to fire

Jerome will soothe things over tomorrow as best he can and try and talk the markets to sleep. we might drift up a bit. But we don't have the time or upward momentum to hit ATH unless a meteorite of gold hits downtown NY in the next couple weeks

short dude weed lmao

Same. Made more than my dad has in the last 2 years this month. I keep thinking I'm having shit days because I'm not breaking 1000 + a day in a gains anymore.
really fucking up my value of $$$ dude.

$SPXS

TYHT mooning then mars open tomorrow

This was my whole first year learning to swing trade. I was making okay picks but my risk management sucked so bad. Lose all gains from 20 different trades in one bad one.

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Proof? Catalyst? Or just your ass?

buy Tesla and sell when it goes up 5 dollhairs

Question for those of you who make real money trading.
You have to make quarterly estimated tax payments based on realized gains, right? (Assuming they exceed realized losses.)
So if you had a large position that you wanted to exit at a price spike with the intention of rebuying when the price returns to normal, you'd have to set aside 22% (or so) of your realized gains for the IRS (if you were planning to hold your rebought position a long time, or if the quarterly deadline is near) so the only way you'd actually be increasing your buying power is if you'd realized at least a 22% gain as a result of your sale. Right?

Be careful, protectning your capital is the most important thing now.

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They literally sell bs chinese herbs. Its not going anywhere

the stage is set
cnbc.com/2019/03/19/deutsche-bank-commerzbank-germany-is-forcing-a-marriage-that-may-not-work.html
if germany does this, we need to short all other EU banks into the dirt at some point over the next few years.
the EU obviously wishes to consolidate the last of any value for itself, and will let the rest sink

>unless a meteorite of gold hits downtown NY in the next couple weeks
the density would make this would be devastating

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I want to believe the feds going to be dovish but i feel like theyll be hawkish because its the fucking fed.

>the density would make this would be devastating
lel

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Aleafia honey, if you could do me a favor and hold these gains in to close so the chart looks like you broke bullish I would appreciate. K thnx.

Now I'm going to make a pot of coffee. d-don't crash or anything.

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yah i dont think theres a silver lining here desu

Altria just dropped a week of growth

AYTU moon mission. Jump on. Riding until 7-10

>I want to believe the feds going to be dovish but i feel like theyll be hawkish because its the fucking fed.

If that son of a bitch Powell bogs me AGAIN I... I will not be pleased.

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Daily reminder that these threads are full of idiot LARPers and manchildren who get off to little cartoon girls. Only a fool would take advice from here.

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there many myths out there about trading taxes meant for scare off retail traders, quarterly taxes am on of they

quarterly payments are meme
dont do that
if you are making money trading DONT DO YOUR OWN TAXES
higher real professional

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They need to be hawkish if you want the bullrun to continue. Not doing anything is going to make the crash that much worse. A bunch of smaller corrections is better than people jumping out of the windows at Morgan Stanley. Assuming you aren’t sitting on a pile of cash and want cheepies.

I'm young and playing with gains. This is all a super mario run with no extra lives to me

Uncle Powell is going to give us the finger.

nah wall street mafia threatened to break powells legs. you can tell by his speech pattern

I don't think it matters what they say at this point.
They will try and say nothing or slightly dove
Market might decide to go up or down either way.

doesn't really matter what he says at this point unless something startling

this is all true

dummy
compounding small gains is the only truth.
compounding large gains doesn't happen

My portfolio is at ATH. Should I sell and rebuy in 6 months after the correction? I am not day trading

>advice
am here for srs disgussion and funposting
only a fool would come to imageboards for any other reason

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>on Jow Forums
>shitting on cartoon girls

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>Gee Mr. Powell, those are some nice legs.
>Sure would be a shame if something happened to them...

i vote yea
ATH is a comfy place to get off desu and somethings always down enough to buy if ya look

depends what your portfolio is
you don't have to hard sell
easy in, easy out. you can sell some part and hedge
nothing wrong with cash right now

a gentle couple fingers in the bumhole, perhaps. But if wall St expected 3 fingers and some rimming, a finger or two won't be enough

Thanks for the reminder bro I almost forgot

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>dummy
you'll see me on a porn site clickbait ad one day "Manlet with Tiny Cock makes 200 Million with One Simple Trick!"

*fist

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But user thats exactly what i want. The jumpers, the cash, all of it.

oh I get it now. You're supposed to put your watch face to the side so you don't lose it up there..

As always, AMD shorts btfo forever.

you and a million other zoomers
you'll all be millionaires because you're so special and make all the right decisions

hardcore big dick Powell (dovish or hawkish) takes us to ATH
soft gentle boring Jerome is the road back under 2700

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Sold my puts for a 3% loss and rolled it into SPTL.
The bulls are just too strong

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I have been in your spot many times, latest i made big money predicting december correction... But you can't play every game the same way, step back and think once in while.

>TYHT

COME ON BABY! GO GO GO!

This fucking sour hour is about to kill me

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>A bunch of smaller corrections is better than people jumping out of the windows at Morgan Stanley
nuh uh
sounds ebin

correct

in the words of larry silverstein:
>"pull it"

hnnng. soft.

Never take my advice. I can't handle the pressure of the idea of someone losing money because they put money on one of my (sometimes bad) ideas.

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Listen, Blue horseshoe Loves BlueStar airlines. Got it?

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Something certainly happened behind closed doors with the Fed between the December press conference and the January one. That was a hell of a 180 from them that cost me money. I was betting they would announce a Q1 hike or at least project one for spring.

Sold my $25 AMD call for $92 from $11 and it's at $130 now, fuggg

Last boarding call for TYHT

>was up $150 in the morning
>now down $20
STOP SELLING

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Then turn your fucking trip on.

Bucked in an experiencing turbulance. Plz captain, hope this isnt a Boeing jet
Iktf

LB?
cant get a ticker out of the rest
im stumped

way ahead of ya

never have had one fren

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WHY THE FUCK IS ACB RISING! THIS DUDE WEED SHIT IS THE DEVIL AND IS KILLING OUR YOUTH!!! WE NEED WAR ON DRUGS NOW!!!

Stop going down oil!

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looks like the DRUScrus hit the iceberg

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Get on or fuck off boomer

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baste

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I just don't see how it goes down very much.
buyers of ACB are in for the long haul.
their production keeps growing, and I don't see how that fails unless half of BC burns down this summer.

lol
nuh uh
is BANT nao
as in banter
all better

what are you in?

>aurora to 75 EoY
its a tarp

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Get fucking dumped on zoomer.

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Kys

CAM ON TYHT
SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

You're so fucked

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If you guys are going to use the trip try not to be such fags

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Go Honda go!

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no u

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This company is clearly not worth 10 billion dollars.

WHERES MY MONEY, RH?!
I WANT TO BUY MORE LPTX, GIVE ME THE REST OF MY DEPOSIT

$75 for ACB by end of year 2020 is completely insane. US would have to go federal legal for that, I think. Even then it's a big stretch.

1.398 billion shares outstanding. Lol, fucking Mike Bannon.

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When has that ever mattered

GET
REKT
BULLS
HAHAHAH

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sold my honda today (along with a lot of other positions)

they have huge and growing production. If you are asking, "is the company worth much more than $10B", that is a valid question. $10B valuation now isn't out of line given market sentiment. You need some SERIOUS bad vibes in the MJ sector to make those puts pay off
I/we are not holding any weed stocks besides HEXO and I might buy TLRY

ngl tho theres been some easy tick flipping these last few months

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The market can remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

I agree with you that dude weed, especially Canadian dude weed, is parabolically overbought. But I've watch hundreds of dollars of puts expire worthless trying to pop the bubble.

baggy dont take no other kind of bet anyways desu senpai

I'm gonna dab on your boomer graves

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Have some compassion asshole

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OH NO NO NO NO NO
AGAHAHAH ENJOY LOSING THAT MONEY!! JUST FLUSH IT NEXT TIME

just use more lube and bite something

Bears, please, h-have some mercy

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The Chadaq will light the way for bullfriends

heres a message from the future: ITS OVER 9000

Assuming same float, ACB trading at a share price of $75 USD would mean a market cap of approximately $74 billion.

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