/smg/ - Stock Market General

the hanged mouse edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0@gmail.com
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Mice who have yet to get the cheese:

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cnbc.com/2019/03/20/insta360-plans-2020-ipo-after-raising-30-million-in-funding.html
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Dude weed for 2019.
Also, AYTU looking good for bulls

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As an avid pot smoker I plan to short dude weed all the way. Fuck dude weed. I just want them to legalize it so I can grow it at home. People should be buying grow equipment company stocks, not weed stocks.

First for Powell plays nice like a good boy who knows he's a good boy yes he does.

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Wait so now that I'm up pretty good on TYHT I cant trade it but the Chinese still can? I need to wait until 9 in the morning and hope it's not dumped by then? The fuck?

Dude Elon is going in the trashcan

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So I'm pretty happy. Get a free Dis share plus get stock in the new Fox corp. Upon market open tomorrow we'll see just what all goodies my portfolio shows. Since the deal is done at 12 a.m on the 20th (midnight tonight) it should be all there at 9:30 a.m

The market is fucked and here's why

>Doesn't raise rates because the economy is too fragile
>"Uh oh somethings up with the economy"
>Sell off at open

>Raises rates
>"Uh oh he raised rates"
>Sell off at open

The language around the decision matters.

Yellen was VERY good about this.

Honestly they should just say they all have the flu and call it off.