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Even better mass shootings. Yay!

say you're in a situation where you want to make someone act a fool at a specific time for a specific raisin. say you put a chemical in this robot pill dispenser and find a way to get this person to ingest in unknowingly. say you send the signal to make the robot pill dispenser turn this person into a spastic lunatic just at the right moment. maybe their stock crashes. maybe their car crashes. maybe they botch their surgery.

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I did your sentiment but I feel like we have evolved faster than our anxiety has. What I mean is, I think people, myself included, suffer from an anxiety misfire which causes panic - fight or flight - when there is nothing to fight nor flee from. I think this is just evolution catching up. If a pill can aid that battle in the interim, I support.

Now the goys can work even more.

This is just fucking sad at this point. I blame QE and all the money that has been jizzed all over academia and a few favored industries. Fiat ponzi collapse could not come sooner.

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antidepressants dont cause those brinlet

Ok wojak, I need to get these reports by the end of the day
you're not getting the happy signal until you deliver so get to it

wagie cagie
drink your pill no ragie
dont be a downer
8 hours till goner

>just evolution catching up
It's the opposite of that. This kind of treatment will enable people to work and reproduce under strain, even more than they already do. That means that our stress responses will be preserved and remain in the gene pool no matter how useless they are.

> humans have already created AIDS resistant asians with super intellect
> continue genetic experimentation
> giant brains
> photosynthetic skin
> immune to all known diseases
> immune to negative emotions
> 100 years pass
> "humans" no longer capable of feeling any emotion
> continue genetic experimentation
> 100 years pass
> ability to reproduce naturally breaks
> continue genetic experimentation
> entire population is sterile
> invent time travel
> abduct fertile humans from before genetic experimentation resulted in unrecognizable "human" species
> ayylmao
> mfw

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This still nature, if you cant evolve to new times, just die, things will get back to time 0 soon anyway.

based and robopilled

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God damn, motherfucker knew

It's a Brave New World out there.

How soon before I get Omega servants in my house? Gibs me day sweet soma and orgies

>listen up wagie, ive been getting reports that you've been removing you wagie blinders. It's company policy that they stay on from the beginning to end of your shift. I also got an alert from your company rfid chip that you haven't taken your robotic pills this week. I'm sorry user, but I'm going to have to call the corporate police. Time theft is a serious crime, and without taking those pills you can't be at peak wagie performance. Once you complete your company minimum sentence, we'll be equipping you with a humane wagie collar. Anytime you deviate more than 3 feet from your work station, you will receive a less than lethal shock (the electricity cost will be deducted from your wage of course). Don't fret user, our projections show that in 87.5 years you'll have enough funds for a five year retirement! Now get back to work

trips of truth.

Caffeine

>Be American
>You're stress out beyond belief, live in a crappy apartment, have no friends or girlfriend, no pets, have awful eating habits, don't get enough sleep, and are extremely depressed
>One day while at work, all these thoughts hit you like a train and manifest as pain in chest
>You consider taking your life
>Boss gets an alert on his phone
>Instead of talking to you, like in the old days, he casually pushes a button; pumping you body full chemicals that increase you body's dopamine levels
>You close your, take a deep breath, and smile before getting back to work
>You feel happy, but the pain is still there
>You want to scream but you smile widens

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Calm down buddy before you shoot up a school.

boundless human ingenuity to turn human beings into wage slaves

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kek

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we advanced now we make major profit this quarter!!!

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This isn't real, it's an edited tweet

Why not just keep a population of Amish around?

porn

:')

Underrated

they just have to be the right kind

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Best fresco pasta ever.

Switch dopamine for serotonin and you're golden

>He gon' act a fool fo'a RAISIN!!

Pinky is the definition of an educated idiot

The wagie in the cagie meme needs an update.

By the time these pills are available mind control drugs and powerful sedatives will be classified as anti-depressants

I take this back. They already are.

those are insulin pills. when did biz become so cringe?

because the drug it dispenses is arbitrary. It's the remote control involuntary release of chemicals into your system.

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>it's now cringe to be against pharmaceutical poison
Fuck you, zoomer

>anxiety misfire

I fucking hate people like you

Artificial glands. Incredibly cool.

Yeah it’s called Ritalin user