I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got a nice job with a wage
I'm JUSTed but not for long
The bullrun is coming on
coming on
comin-

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>Oh! Hey there wagie! You almost didn't see me there. You almost bruised my delicate tum-tum.
Wh-Wha... YOU?! What are you doing here?! You never leave your house!
>Oh didn't you know, wagie? My dear daddums owns these stores.
EH?!
>You see wagie, you're always going on about how great it is to be a wagecuck despite my mockeries, so I wanted to see what all the hullabaloo was about and asked my dear daddums to give me a job here and he made me the new assistant manager under him.
N-No... Oh fuck me please no...
>And I must say, you were right. It is satisfying to be a wagecuck. Sitting around all day playing with my gameyboy, telling people what to do and eating fresh tendies... Oh yes, my daddums lets me eat all the tendies I want from the store.
Please Please Please...
>I just wanted to let go of my pride and say sorry wagie, you were absolutely right. Wagecuckery is fulfilling. Strangely some of the bad stories you told us on the board about this place are completely untrue. I guess you were just joking eh? Why when I told daddums those funny stories you told me, he could just not believe it either. You should've seen him turning a funny red color and getting steamy, he looked like he was gonna burst with laughter! Oh yeah he wants to talk with you later.
Oh lord please no...
>Speaking of daddums, wagie, he put me in charge of re-evaluating your performance for the week, so you're gonna have to do whatever I say. Won't it be fun wagie? Incidentally I spilled a little peepee poopoo on aisle 5. Go clean that up will you?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Finally, someone let me out of my wagiecage
Now time for NEET is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be a bear
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at TA
And I'm under each snare
Intangible
Bet you didn't all-in so I command you to
Go to tradingview
Look, I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose
Sit and lose
All the news and FUD
Trannies and dudes
Who you think is really kickin' tunes?
Picture you goin' down on asian cuties, lubed
Like you lit the Bull
You think it's fictional?
Mystical? Maybe
Spiritual
user who appears in you to clear your view when you're too bearish
Lifeless
To those the definition for what a shitcoin is
Priceless
To me because I put them on my watchlist
You like it?
Pump smokin' righteous with one toke
You're stop-lossed among those
Possess you with one dump

>>I ain't happy, I`m feeling glad...

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What kind of mental disorder do you need to come up with these... jesus.

Nice, almost fits the actual rap.

> Incidentally I spilled a little peepee poopoo on aisle 5

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So that it rhymes:
>I ain't happy, I'm feeling sage
>I got a nice job with a wage

Very nice post user. It almost fits perfectly.

>What kind of mental disorder do you need to come up with these...
Welcome to Jow Forums, newfag

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I know and I've seen those memes all around but come on. There are things honestly not worth thinking about. The world is a horrible place and yeah if you are a wagie cagie you might as well kill yourself but fuck that's too dark even for me.

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