Any advice on how to get by with little money?

I can get you upvotes, I dont wanna anything in return its all I can say, probably someone can see your lazy ass and donate something I dont know and I dont care too.
Its all I can do by now.

I remember living of Baked Beans 11p a can 16 years ago, just pulling pence from fountains. Can't cost more than 25p these days.

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you can get 25$ in XLM for free on blockchain.info.
But you have to do video KYC

surely if u from u.s you probably can make some additional income right? I feel like being cheap on food is more effort then actaully getting some money. Opportunity cost!

>b-b-but
nobody is saying this.

isnt fruit expensive? i almost never buy fruit because it isnt fresh for long

fucking easy user, i dont like to give away my frugile recipes, but if you need them just ask, you wont be stuck eating beans or some other faggotry expression of meakness in the face of survival.

yeah i can do that, what did you mean by
>Take photos of your empty refrigerator with the same name of your account

should i hold a bit of paper with my username on it?

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Spend a few hours pulling weeds for some seniors and charge 10 bucks an hour.

If innacity, do literally any kind of quick job to get under the table cash. Also consider selling your personal property. Doesn't have to be anything major, stuff like books, DVDs, old clothes, anything is fine.

Your goal should be to get that number to $100-200 asap. Higher if you can. Rice, veggies, and chicken breast should be the main staples of your diet for the next few weeks. Make soup/broth if you can.

Just smuggle goods from the EU when your country leaves it without a Brexit License.

drop them!

jesus christ you are all retarded. It is like you have never heard of a food pantry or soup kitchen.

You can get free food and groceries nearly every day of the week you fucking morons. Just get free food. Food is free everywhere, you couldnt starve if you tried. It isn't like you are in africa you dumbass.

>Spend a few hours pulling weeds for some seniors and charge 10 bucks an hour.
where the best place to find these people? all the oaps are on facebook these days arent they?

>blockchain.info
Yes, the user wasnt kidding
Do the KYC on blockchain to earn the 25 bucks

ok

Go help out at a food bank or soup kitchen. You will likely meet people that might find you some work as well. Do community service anons it is the solution for your empty soul

yea but who wants to look like a beggar

bouillon cube and hot water will save your life.

cereal if you feelin fancy

a multivitamin is dirt cheap

How fat are you? Maybe you can just skip a few days eating

In my area I would go door to door mainly targeting yards that need it. It doesn't have to be weeds, it could be trimming hedges, mowing lawns, ect.

I say seniors because they are disconnected and generally have the cash to burn, but you can probably find busy young people who don't want to deal with it as well.

If you live somewhere sparsely populated, or are having trouble finding customers I would look for a classified listing website (like craigslist in the states) and put an ad out. I've never used the Facebook pages for this but it could be a good place to start as well. Always undercut the competition by a lot if you are looking for quick money. Explaining your situation (briefly, no life stories) could be helpful as well. (Sympathy sells)

i already have a job, ive just justed myself like a fucking retard, id thought id paid all my bills and everything else but theres more to come.
currently have £340 in my bank account but in a weeks time thatll be £32

Go to the foodbank
What bills, its chill to default once, just ring them up and explain. So go do your food shop now, whilst you have money.
Or
x2 1kg potatoes
x3 tinned tomatoes
rice 500g
x4 baked beans
I can go on if you want

just done the blockchain.info thing.

youre all good frens, thank you

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Yes kek

alrighty. Firstly, buy oats, cooking oil, sugar, and golden syrup. The golden syrup is going to be the most expensive part that’ll be difficult to cheap out on so use it sparingly. This is going to be your breakfast / snack option for the next 20 days, you’re going to use these ingredients to make some sick flapjack. Alternatively, you can switch out the oats for flour and the golden syrup for apples and make some tasty apple crumble, use 1 whole apple whenever you make the apple crumble. Some people might say you’re better off buying nuts and dried fruits, but fuck that shit, it’ll really grind down your morale in no time. These ingredients shouldn't cost more than £5ish total, and they’ll last for the next 20 days, if you choose to make the apple crumble you might have to spend an extra quid on apples throughout the 20 days. Next, you’ll need a dinner solution. Buy rice, veggies (at least two different types, i recommend onions and broccoli, no expensive shit) and 4 cans of coconut milk. That’ll all cost around £12.50 tops. Next buy some thai green curry paste, it’ll set you back around £2.50. Total £15. You’re going to use these ingredients to make a lovely thai green curry dish, only use half an onion and a quarter broccoli, and a quarter can of coconut milk or less each time you make it. Your final ingredient for this dish is meat, if you like pork then buy pork, it’s normally cheaper, but i personally go for beef. Each pack of meat is going to set you back around £3ish, so make it last by cutting the already cut up pieces of meat into smaller pieces, you can normally make it last for about 4 days. That’ll cost you about £14 total, less if you go to the supermarket late and/or buy pork. You’ve got £1 left to buy coffee, you can find cheap stuff for 60p. Obviously buy this stuff from Aldi or Lidl, or maybe Tesco.

>Your final ingredient for this dish is meat
feel like this is totally off the menu this month.

the flapjack idea is pretty good though, ill check it out tomorrow, hadnt even considered it

Alternatively, if you’re not a fan of the orient, you can make cabonara for dinner. This is a tasty dish. Get 4 packs of spaghetti, some onions, cream, and eggs. Total cost about £9 tops, assuming you use 1 egg every time you make it, use the cream very sparingly and purchase 2 or three packs of eggs throughout the 20 days, 2-3 bottles of whole cream and some extra onions. Again, only use half an onion each time you make it. Next buy some parmesan cheese, this shit is expensive, use it sparingly, two packs should be enough to last you, maybe one pack at a stretch, total around £8. Next, buy two german sausages, you’re gonna cut them up into little squares, that’ll cost around £8 and they’ll last at least 20 days. Total £25.

yeah meat really is a fucking ball ache, but it’s worth it, it’ll keep your morale up, an army marches on it’s stomach man. If you cant afford the meat you can ditch the thai curry paste, coconut milk and broccoli out for eggs and onions sauce, then use them to make special fried rice, but it’ll have an affect on your morale and i dont recommend it for more than 3 meals in a given week, unless you include some meat, which you should be able to afford if you’re making the special fried rice.

onions, not onion sauce.

ill just need to see what my options are at the supermarkets tomorrow, theyll surely have something on sale

Help somebody for a free meal.

Make hummus

you got this, just dont be a pleb and buy 20 bags of crisps or some shit.

Someone said earlier to buy dried beans, these are far cheaper than canned and all you have to do is soak them in water

i havent had a bag of crisps since i was 14 but slightly lesser pleb food of frozen chips might be on the menu for the first time in years.
honestly dont know ho i got in this mess, was going to kms myself about a month ago and just started burning money on bitmex, sort of snapped out of that now and found myself here

you’re not in any mess user, you’re unironically getting rid of the mess, you just dont know it. Just remember man, if you’ve got to ask someone elses permission to be the authority, you’ll never be the authority.

don't get fucking broccoli, what a waste of money

>you’re unironically getting rid of the mess
ive unironically got rid of all my money, hard reset to fucking £0 right now.

op here.
whats the state of tinned meat like spam? is it fine to use in pasta or is it fucking dogfood

eggs
chicken
bananas
dairy
potatoes
pasta
porridges

its not even hard tbdesu

Put 50 bucks in Auctus. Likely to 10x in the next week.

Check the chart a whale just made huge orders.

>its not even hard tbdesu
its doable I know but £32 is about the minimum tolerable starting point

curry lentils friend only 5 rupees and spend the rest on chainlink and in a week your remaining $27 will be worth 5 rupees to buy curry lentils again

pure rice will destroy you if your gut is not prepared for it

choose things that your body is used to digesting, like oatmeal or whatever else low quality stuff you've had in the last year
the people saying vegetables are right, if you don't eat dark green things you will fade quickly
soda is awful for you but its legitimately a way to get energy in the short term if you have no other options, balance it with at least an equal amount of water

Food bank if you are not white, they load you with food. Otherwise buy rope with those 32 quid., kek.

well I have blonde hair and blue eyes, my skin burns at 17degrees
do they have rope banks?

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Water, go outside, beans, cum, anchovies, 2 pet chicken babies, jar of peanutbutter, 3 parakeets, and a partridge in a pair tree

Should run you bout 31 swirly E’s keepin you one swirly E to spend on ETC

you will die without garlic and a bit of salt added for taste. You don't need meat. I lived vegetarian for 4 years and yeah it's cheaper so it allowed me to save more and invest more into bitcoin during early 2017. This could be a lifestyle change for you user, don't see it as a bad thing. I recommend buying dried kidney beans, egg, chopped garlic and salt ( and pepper if you have it), cook the beans, mash 'em up with the other ingredients and fry. You got a burger that kind of tastes like meat and you can make a lot then freeze them. Enjoy with rice or meat. It will be dry, so you could add some onions sauce too, but buy the cheapest brand there is because that stuff gets ridiculously expensive in the UK.
Also drink tea to keep you going. Herbal, so that you don't get tempted to add milk or sugar. You can always get a cuppa for free from someone if you know where to go. Even your local church might have occasional free tea or coffee.

Overall, my best advice to you user is invest in a ticket to leave the UK. It's a hellhole.

you can get 5 bananas for like a dollar. certain fruit is cheap.

20 day water fast

this user knows his shit.

Cooking oil. By far the most cost effective source of calories. Add it to whatever you're making to stretch it farther.

Sell stuff on eBay

BASED frugality. It's surprising how much people WASTE by going out to eat and then wonder why they have no money.

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do this 32 times

Nah rice is OK, just find some kind of cheap sauce that you can mix it with.

Just drink water, tea, and coffee. No food whatsoever.

Awful advice? Meat? Gtfo, you're on a budget, FUCK meat! Milk? LOL. Rice, beans, oats, and peanut butter. Anything else is luxury.

32 just for food? you can easily afford mince, eggs, frozen vegetables along with rice.

what about growing your own vegetables?

High calorie fast food items. Just the most calories in a single item and get that every so often