/smg/ - Stock Market General

climbing the wall of worry with the help of bear greed edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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The old thread wasn't even close to the bump limit faggot.

>Up $50 dollars today
>Up $628 the past three months
>still down $375 total from beginner losses

Uhhh do I cash out now boys?

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nevermind, wrong stock. I know nothing about that one

are you learning?
if you're trading with your allowance money gains and losses aren't as important as improving yourself. control your emotions and learn

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Novavax or whatever the fuck went down to a penny stock after they failed once again to pass (((phase 3))) trials. Would buying now be a prudent move/has anyone heard any news? Also I'm interested in investing in lab grown meat stock but I'm not sure what brands are planning on being publically traded

My remaining puts are down 130 dollars. Should I sell? Are market makers waiting to see how high the S&P can get before resuming yesterday's dump? Or was it just a bear trap?

Yeah I'm a college kid messing around with his wagie change. I'm asking because I've been busy with school and haven't kept up with the market zeitgeist.

is there a general for fundamental analyses and broader view of markets/industries?

When’s the expiration? Down is still the way.

ty for try i will repost in this new thread

So I bought a ton of BPMX at ten cents a share

Can any stockfags tell me if this is good/bad/indifferent?

Ty fren

biopharmx.investorroom.com/2019-03-21-BioPharmX-Announces-3-9-Million-Offering

Screw that non-anime tripfag thread

REPH goin up--can't wait for the moon after sundays fda approval

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VTSAX

lets get after it, accumulating

3/25 280
3/29 282

>CMGO

Up 71.88%. Only bright spot right now for me.

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If you are currently 100% equities you could consider transitioning to a safer position as the market climbs. (meaning sell 5% to cash for every 25 points the SPX gains). also you can set stop losses if you aren't going to watch.
It is such a small amount it doesn't really matter. As long as you are in a good degree you should focus on that, internships, and the networking meme.

the current market zeitgeist is that the US federal reserve won't hike rates. some people see downside (what is the fed so worried about that they feel they need to suddenly and massively reverse forward policy in such a short span of time?), some people see upside (the fed is a pussy waiting to be fucked, if the market goes down they will cut rates and QE so the easy money will last forever).

It is a bit of a mess. the fed should NOT have pussied out. The news seems to mean we will keep drifting up until the market can take no more, then we crash. but who knows besides Jerome

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Yield curve inversion when?

I want some cheapies!

btw how does Robinhood make money if they don't charge commission etc. is it a non-profit wtf lmoa

PANDA BEARS WINNING
GRIZZZLY BEARS LOSING
BOBO BEARS TIED

Gold membership, data mining

Interest on all uninvested dollars

Should be fine.

Anime is for literal faggots. Get a job, kid

So basically we're going to trade sideways all fucking year so the boomers retirements don't go completely kaput and the real growth is going to be fake and gay.

Based BIG BOI AAPL.

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Reminder that webull is better than robinhood

so MU moves all the other semiconductor companies?

hey I don't like it either

I hope things get real frothy and exciting. I mean, there is still enough market action these days for me to make some tasty plays, but I want face-melters. I want trumpt to double the tariffs on the chinks and for Jerome to put his foot down. But it isn't happening. And the Fed capitulation is strictly a bad thing in the long run for the economy.

semis have been in a FAT bull market this year. if someone sneezes they all go up 2%.

they tend to move as a group, at least since I've been paying attention (3-4 months)

im pretty sure people were expecting losses from MU, the fact that they can remain profitable during a phat DRAM price crash is big

Does the market get a boost in late April/June when people get their tax refunds?

Google just keeps giving me articles about how to pay taxes on stock market gains.

Can trump please say the N word so I can sell some of these puts?

individual investors are a minority so no I very much doubt it

Everyone got their returns last week of Feb already

No, he needs to nuke California so we can retire when we sell our puts.

ALL TIME HIGHS BABY HERE WE COME

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why the fuck did i sell iipr yesterday, kill me

>afraid of buying today cause of this crazy pump

there will be better prices soon right?

How much buying power would you need to pump and dump the SPY?

BUY BUY BUY BUY

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anyone recommend a good source for learning options? Seems like most of the time it is straight gambling but could be very profitable if used wisely

>former Snapchat CFO taking over the Ford CFO position
My spidey senses are tingling.

REPH gang where you at?

I had an order at 9.03 for 200 shares that never got processed. Only have 150 now. Sad.

He was unironically right about FANG

Alright, /smg/.

So, there was a post here saying 'Dividends are your friends' and after doing some research, I got hyped up and wanted to test the waters and after doing so, I found that they are either not your friend or I'm doing something wrong, so which is it. The pic shows how much I would have lost if I picked these 3 stocks, whose ex-dividend date is today, and I sold at the beginning of the normal market hours.

What I got out of this is that, yes, you will get paid a dividend, but the company takes money out of the stock equal to the value of the dividend (which makes me not understand the point of a dividend).

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>buy AMD at 23
>sell at 24
>didnt get the memo
>now everything I'm doing is fuck ups

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you hold the stock for multiple years and collect multiple dividends. Then you take those dividend payments and buy more shares to get more dividends to compound your dividends. It's a solid strategy if you're in it for a long term and not an over night moon mission.

>buy disney call
>immediately lose 15 dollars

actually no wait, you're right, dividends aren't your friend.

This pump gonna get dumped harder than me when got sickly

Comfiest short every

Yeah that funny thing about being wrong once, it plagues you for many desicion after

That's why can never be wrong ¤_¤

A kind reminder to buy this AMRS dip

Told you about the inflicting curve moving toward the next catalyst .
>inb4 I’m wrong

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You’re doing it wrong. You should play with Ex div date. Think about it. Stock goes on discount so
A/ you can buy same stock cheaper for next divvy
B/ you should pick fast recovering stock and not care about price drop since it will be absorbed by market soon.

With monthly payers it’s actually bit more precision work bcs rice drops are smaller than Q or S paying stocks

Lost $20k on Tesla calls the last 2 weeks. Is there a play left on this company or should I just avoid it? Feels bad.

They hold onto your deposit and withdrawal money for a few days longer than necessary, too.

The point of dividends is getting paid to hold. You're not supposed to try to flip what you own after the ex-div because you have a long term belief that the divs are going to keep coming. If anything, you use the div payment to reinvest and buy more at a cheaper price once everyone tries to jump ship.

puts if you think judge will rule in favor of SEC, then calls afterwards

>inflicting curve
Inflection point you mean? I don’t remember that post, I think you said you were going to post about the chart when you were done wok cooking.

You holding through announcement? Thinking the approval will be priced in by EOW. Definitely see it passing as gov wants non-opioids to fight addiction. Could be massive in the future.

I honestly think the SEC thing is a big nothingburger.

AMD shorts BTFO forever. What a bunch of idiots. I tried to tell them.

Also, since when does the Government work on Sundays? Kek

The curve leading to the inflection. I think TA fag terminology would have it referred to as the cup part of a cup and handle.
Anyways, save for the catalyst movement caused by traders, the stock itself is entirely manipulated by algorithms and very predictable.

what did he say about FANG?

>buy AMD at 23
>sell at 24

Why not use a trailing stop to secure profit instead? I feel like an idiot for not using it earlier.

I hope it's just a dip. I've got 3400 shares of that shit. Dunno about you guys and your finances but that's a lot of my money. I have reasonable confidence in the AMRS meme though.

It has to crash before the 2020 election so the Dems have something to hold against Trump. Kek.

In what ways?

LPTX goin up fast

me shorted @ 284.20
because of 420 memes
and now me rich
:D !!!

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Got a 4/18 $10 Call at $.90

I don’t know how to predict algos, seems pretty mysterious to me. All I know is it moves big in PH, and sometimes has big moves at beginning of session or during AH

I believe that it is a delay problem in their sales
Papa Memelo will once again provide for a flexible financial solution.

So (they) are going to crash the markets and blame Trump to orchestrate a unfavorable narrative of Trump's policies so they can publicly enact socialism and more regulations on business that will further cripple economic growth and personal freedoms?

Bought a 25.50 call for $11 last week, sold it yesterday for $81, fuck!

That's what you get for supporting pedophiles.

SEC are impotent faggots.

Lines that look inhuman
Quantities of stock that seem inhuman
Prices that seem inhuman (2.02345)

He coined the name, said “hey these guys just went up big, they going to the moon, buy it you schmucks!”

>folks, I got elected and you saw the economy was up yuge, everybody’s dicks and tits were hard as fuck
>dems got elected in midterms, and NANCY “Poor Losey”, that’s what I call her because she loses monies and makes the people poor, she ruined the stock market! I mean, economy.
>And that little brown bitch wants to take away your cheeseburgers! She young and dumb and not even good enough for Miss Teen USA™!
Wins by a landslide

Sounds about right. Use your profits to secure food and munitions if you don't already have em.

im all in now, fuck it, this better moon or im ruined

(They) control both sides. It doesn't matter who wins, we all lose.

We have to stop them... They're going to take our guns and make us quarter migrants who will eat all our food storage.

Is all this flooding in the midwest going to lead to dust bowl 2.0? Where there is no food and we get commies in power?

probably

Wait we should buy agriculture futures since they're going to have a shortage. It's time to go to work!

Buy WEAT, wheat is bound to go up

$500 million minimum to start a small intraday spike. Maybe. Billions to properly bully it around.

>IPO today
>"it's just jeans"
>the new meme stock
>FOMO
>inb4 $30

All in, or don't get in

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How do you see individual trades like that, huge volume with weird numbers?

Looks like schwab has level 2 for $30 a quarter, if that’s what I need then it could be worth it. “Fun” perhaps.

>demon parenthesis
They are not an ethic or religious group, and are not homogenous.

youtu.be/V9XeyBd_IuA

Let them try.

>They are not an ethic or religious group
No, they are the Synagogue of Satan.

if u dont know what you're doing stop trading - I dont get why you people are trying to beat a bull market, you can literally own underlying spy right now and expect at least 5% increase before ((they)) pop the bubble (and honestly I don't even think it will pop, feels like the tech market has been suppressed since October).
Buy into the cloud market, it is truly the future. I work at a medium sized tech company, and nearly every company is migrating (at varying speeds) towards cloud architecture with container based delivery.
AWS holds a huge share of the market because of how cheap it is, but if you are looking for a growing market get in Microsoft; they are stealing the market share with Azure; stuff like Azure Devops replacing VSTS and more and more competitive pricing makes them a much more sound decision for any company that is looking to make the migration from local VMs to cloud

>no options available
Nah

Who here got balls for SNAP
C A L L S
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In a nutshell.

Why do options on an IPO? Do you want to lose money cause you can just flush it down to toilet too you know?