/smg/ - Stock Market General

Golden Bullpoop Run Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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GO GO GPRO

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Cow market?

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If dubs HMNY will go to a dollar

There are people itt that actually thought AMRS was a good company

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You just can't get dubs, can you?

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Wow what a week huh? I made 1100 on AMZN but I probably would have made way more on AAPL or NVDA oh well.

I am really scared about how close my predictions have been on AMZN using just levels. If this closes at 1822-26 I will probably crap myself. Also I will post my levels to help y'all profit from options.

I have to admit I didn't even trust myself and sold way early at 1812 and 1780 on Tuesday.

The end is here.

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Forgot pic.
But if the market becomes flat I’m screwed.

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Whats the square root of 69?

It's going to happen eventually
If dubs HMNY will go to $10

don't be mean, this is just an opportunity to buy. I mean, I haven't bought any, but by 2020 they'll be the equivalent market cap of KO or something
BASED

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If dubs we circuit breaker tomorrow.

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Dubs are only for LCI to go to the moon.

>this is just an opportunity to buy. I mean, I haven't bought any, but by 2020 they'll be the equivalent market cap of KO or something

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ETERNAL FUCKING BULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bullfriends and Foodchads living the dream

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Bull trap
Fucking based
Fucking based
Not based

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why me sell GPRO early... never gonna forgive self for this one ;_;

yes
golden cow girl run

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No one's falling for his scam again.

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investing in cow girls

are you one of the retards that thought AMRS was a good company?

it was seriously criminal how he treated share holders
he should be in jail

but because of him whenever me see reverse splits, looking for if they rounding up or down
so atleast he taught me something about free money

>off by one

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We send the Bulls to the SPY and the females to Deans

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wtf is this shit

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seriously though why am there no drug out there that make me boobies grow huge and lactate constantly

me would sell breast milk all day everyday, it would be like dividents but with boobies

would eat very good diet that makes me human milk extra tasty and market it as Artisan Breast Milk

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okay, now this is epic

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God damn it all to hell. I could have made so much money today if I hadn't slept in. I have sticky note on my desk staring me in the face that says buy CURA at open. Underlined. Wake up couple hours in to market day, see CURA up about 8% already. Figure not to chase it, put limit buy a little lower than currently trading in order to catch an intraday profit take. No fill. Fugging thing runs +30%.

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If dubs SPY 200 EOW

What call this pattern?

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> There are several prescription drugs that have been used to increase milk supply: Metoclopramide (Reglan), Domperidone (Motilium), and sulpiride (Eglonyl, Dolmatil, Sulpitil, Sulparex, Equemote).
it would be wise to invest in all of these drugs

This is getting spooky

This game is rigged

If dubs

I'm sure there's some sort of fucked up hormones or endocrine disruptor you could take to get that effect, it'd probably be horrible for your already feeble body though. I know you can trigger lactation even in a non-preggy woman by stimulating the nips every day, but I tried that for a few weeks with my ex in college and all it seemed to do was irritate her

VTSAX

lets get on it bros

>This is getting spooky
Sure is. Let's keep pushing it.
Remember, sell GALT buy LCI

shoot for singles.

It's over

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I won't go to bed tonight until I get dubs
I'm determined

Enjoy your sleep deprivation.

None of those make boobies bigger or are invented for express use of lactation

talking like full on regiment of hormones, drugs, and maybe even gene therapy to make me into milk spewing tiddy monster

seriously want boobies to be like super soaker

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The best bond funds are
SPTL
SPLB
FALN

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VTSAX bros RISE THE FUCK UP

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This got processed at the last second of the day and I already made 180 off it

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dont you have to get pregnant to be able to lactate

hm with that attitude you could be my first investment

I saw on animal planet that guys can lactate too

I'm prepared to take that risk

If dubs Insta360 to $100 EOY

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.26%! Closed my shorts 1 minute after open for a 12% profit, I was sure today would be a bull trap but couldn't open my port at work and didn't want to risk it, good thing I didn't trust myself. Thank you CAG as well! I'm in a super weird headspace right now though, I listened to a John Michael Greer podcast and now I'm all freaked out, it's just like this time last year when I'd stand out in the rain staring at the sky for hours on end.
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What happened today to make the markets go up so much? Why did gaming stocks go ham? EA +8% ATVI 5% something? Can't see any related news.

>THE MARKET IS ONLY GOING UP BABY
Lmao

Well when Amazon drops 10% during tomorrows circuit breaker event I will pocket a quick 35 yang

Google streaming gaming announced that will fail but investors don't know. Input lag will murder it in its infancy.

Up 1.36% ($334). Feels good, man.

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*breaths in** OOOOO
OOOooooOOOOo
OooOOooo

CAG GIS CPB easing my Khc loss and then some

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Powell not raising interest rates until next year

If dubs GPRO to $10 EOY

Good day for my low risk half of portfolio, flat day for the high risk.

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About sums it up. Thanks bros. Want to buy but things are lookign damn expensive

If you massage em regularly, like, every single day you can induce lactation.

Very close to being yet another red day. Ended +0.31%. Overall for March -3.27%

Can't wait for this month to end.

Up 2.3% at close, but things are about to get fucky with my cnat spread

i like how you started in the next sentence that no one could predict the market. painfully retarded

Down 2.01% today
Daily price action means nothing to me at this point
I only care about a week or more of movement

If dubs GALT $8 EOM

I cant see me lovin nobody but you, for all my lifee ......

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Bull Trap

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Up .5%
Should’ve closed my shorts at open but yknow, greed. Keeping them and covered with high value low cost out of the money calls. Made all my losses back by the afternoon trading biopharma.

My 1.50 puts are gonna be spicy

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I have 100k to invest with. Please tell me what to do. I feel like everything is at an ATH. Do I wait for a dip?

Red day
Red week
Red month

Better dead than red

+0.26%. Not terrible, managed to keep my head above water for most of the day.

Also sold my tvix for a 60 dollar loss, I just couldn’t take it.

Altria will probably rise another $10 before plateauing, and has a great dividend

We just got done with a big dip in December
Put it into SPY slowly over an extended period of time (2-4 years)
Look up dollar cost averaging to explain why

If dubs VSTM $5 EOM

Levi open 30 calling it

step 1: read at least 3 books because the average person reads 2 and you want to be a head

all in on apple tomorrow regardless of price, then all out by monday

why go down u_u

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F to CNAT, GALT now the only company left in NASH cirrhosis

If dubs GALT $6 EOM

up .92% today (~$30)!

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Look into LCI.

Today they announced they're paying debt off early

Am I gonna have to start reporting dubs get rule violations?

>still waiting for an entry point
You really think Altria will keep going up?
Maybe new fda man can say something bad about them? Old fda chief just said “they tricked me” which sent the price up kek

You really think apple will be a sell the news situation?

up .93
would have been 3 had i not sold amd or amat too early, but was expecting a dip before another rise. hoping they both go down tomorrow for another bull run next week =)

You should have bought Altria yesterday, but yeah it's still going to go up. It's riding the weed bubble, and Juul is the biggest name in vaping.

TQQQ

>should’ve bought yesterday
That’s been true almost every day since January!
There hasn’t been any substantial pullback whatsoever. I heard about juul last year and wanted to get on. Asked some zoomers about it at work and they were all “nah we’re on the next shit already”

What’re the chances their new smokeless tobacco device geta rejected by fda and they take a hit?

>wut r leverage decay

If dubs SSO is superior to TQQQ

Zoomers are still Juuling and using Juno.

Holy shit you are still trying.. . Well, i'm going to bed

Waiting for the pull back is dumb. Nobody times the market perfectly, you just have to jump in

Also, I'm pretty sure it's Philip Morris waiting on FDA approval, not Juul/Altria who already have command of the market

Good night my precious child (even though it's the afternoon in the US)

If dubs user will get a good night's sleep and trade deal negotiations will fail

check this

>muh leverage decay

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