How do I short my company?
How do I short my company?
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kek, want to see more of these around here.
If that's your floorplan, damn, that sucks. Get in touch with a recruiter (or a few and pit them against one another). Now's about as good as it gets for job hopping.
If you're serious, a company that small is privately held and can't be shorted. If it were larger and sold shares on the open market, you could either short through your brokerage or buy put options on the stock.
this, I need more
bump for more floorplans
Fuck, it's close to my workplace.
Very disagreable. I leave next month.
what do you guys think of mine?
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Harvey Spectre mode. nice
fuuuuuuuuuck. That is so accurate on how offices are.
lmao
You forgot to label the rectangle next to the door, please fix this user.
It's my dragon dildos
Here's our floorplan
not even cubicles? kek
Are you a data nerd? Or compliance cuck?
Compliance Cucks, Data Nerds, PMs, IT, & Accounting all have some form of cubicle. I couldn't be fucked to draw all of them. The Project Coordinators legitimately just work on open desks & everyone vaguely walking through the area can see everything they're doing.
Data Nerd
I love how every company relegates the auditors to some shitty backroom with no daylight.
based
damn this accurately painted how my office is
Opening up this March
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>boss's step son
Does your boss actually pork thots in his backroom?
r8 my office.
>Someone with a title including "Diversity & Inclusion"
8/10. I rate OP's 2/10.
7/10, only because you work in the same place you sleep.
More of this please
ABSOLUTELY BASED AND REDPILLED