the longer the squeeze the sweeter the juice edition
>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
+European weather agencies are warning about more draught this year (again, gott strafe evropa). Might have effect on russian exports, but im no meteorologist. didn't know that, will look into it >forex most pure market might want to get into forex. how do you trade it? cfds or options? options are heavily regulated for plebs in the EU, so the trouble might be to much for me
>tfw born too late for reasonable living costs >tfw born just in time to see the coming of european technocracy
That fat fucks body is resilient, I'll tell you that.
Colton Scott
eh just do short / longs Options DONT make sense for Forex unless they exotic and are part of strategy. CFDS are already but really feel gambley on already risky market
Brayden Hernandez
how low will this DIS dip go? Hoping to load up ~$100 but this might be too greedy
the fed is going to inflate the fuck out of our currency and everyone knows it. first with them doing this bullshit "rolling average" means of calculating the annual inflation and now with trump making meme comments about the dollar being too strong. this is obviously done to prop up our failing fiscal policy and yet again its the taxpayer that gets the shaft. fuck this, going all in on the rupee
Brayden Hughes
It's like every time I see a giant floating green candle I can hear brain-dead boomers going "duuuuuuuuuuuurrr buy the dip!!" and an investment bank being like "lol k, resume dump"
Samuel Torres
>the rupee No stay away nigga what you doing
Juan Howard
This is okay I'm gonna buy my REFR back at open and I'm gonna make it
Angel Roberts
Also, Wikipedia says the Dividend Aristocrats increase their dividend yield at least by 5% annually, so if I buy the first year with a yield of 2% will next year's yield be 7%? And the year after that 12%? And then 17% and so on and so forth?
Which one of you faggots told me to buy LPTX yesterday. I'm getting killed on my 10 shares over here!
Colton Foster
I found raja
Brayden Evans
come on now my guy, you know that there's nothing official about div aristocrats right? they don't go to the exchange and apply for some div aristocrat license or status, it's just the way people classify things. so if a company is considered an aristocrat, you can expect it to follow these arbitrary descriptors like increase yield by 5%, but it's not a guarantee. are you sure you're ready to buy stocks? you seem kind of dumb or at least ignorant right now.
Kayden Adams
Only 10 basis points for 2/10 year ... Just start selling early
Jose Sanders
>all my gains from yesterday: GONE Fuck this shitty finicky market!
>my puts evening out lost equity The biotech indices are way down, panic sell behavior. This isn't just a hiccup or the NASDAQ and biotechs would be fine.
Parker White
Recession when
David Long
I know very little about the stock market. I only want to buy stock for the dividends right now. But Wikipedia says if the a company decreases its dividend yield then it is dropped from the Dividend Aristocrat list on the S&P 500.
im thinking an end of the day rally but 4-5 more hours of red
David Young
I’m in that right now and it’s been a roller coast, earnings went good a few misses on subs but everyone sold off and now it’s in limbo could go sideways with the way the market is better to sit until Monday right now and not buy shit
Asher Lewis
No, silly bull, how else will you learn...
Robert Parker
A really good start would be buying into a no-fees index fund. Decide whether you want conservative, moderate, or aggressive growth level risk. If you're under about 45, just go with aggressive. Then drop it in an index fund and let it bake. Worst case scenario is that the market is bad for a few years because of some liberal retard bubble and you need to wait to cash out.
dont forget SBUX in that list of up and coming dividend growers
look into companies that have a decent CAGR as well as uninterrupted dividend growth for at least 5 years, 10 years would be better. PG, JNJ, MMM, MCD, HRL, LEG, CLX and KO can all be staples of a solid dividend portfolio
Lincoln Adams
BRO
Caleb Fisher
Broke support. In free fall now.
Juan Allen
Don’t they need to treat their cancer?
Jose Diaz
WHOA WOW WHAT ARE OPTIONS YOU'RE A GOD OF TRADING OH MY GOD WOW
Nathaniel Brown
only list specific trades if its an investment banking type job where they’ll actually know what you’re talking about. For anyone else just flat out list how much money you made.
Yeah it's at the very end I said I started with 25k and now have 6 figures (this was over many years). I then briefly described the types of stocks I traded.
Adam Lopez
I'll always remember where I was the day when 2.342 > 2.446.
