/smg/ - Stock Market General

Get your cheapies! Hot Fresh Cheapies! Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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finviz.com/map.ashx
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>there are now 3 active /smg/s
Lad pls, wait till 300+

Fake and gay

God save financials. Reminds me of 2007

this is all baggies fault

Xth for subarashi bear gains
>I
>SAID
>L O W E R

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At least I put my money where my mouth was.

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On the plus side we've killed a crypto shill thread.

That's a much greater timescale

Holy fuck did the yield curves

Last time this happened was in 2007


Were the bear fags right ?

Based. I’m sick of these link cultists

Whats a good buy with $52 in cash?

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Next is a fixed income disaster like we saw with bear stearns in 2007. God help us

Galt or lci.

You come home early and find this guy farting in your bubble bath.. Wat do?

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Take yourself out for a meal and a drink. It will be more rewarding.

Kill him and rape his corpse.

LPTX

wats Cheapies

sqqq

Careful with that edge, friend

>back under 280
THE TIME IS NOW

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Say wow dude what the fuck am I on right now?

we discussed this last thread see give reasons for forevery hold peace

>"in the near future /smg/ will replicate it self at a ever increasing speed, forcing the extinction of cryptothreads. This would alter be called the cryptocaust."

>Trump says he'll nominate stephen moore to federal reserve board
>green candle
Who what?

parties over. buying UVXY puts.

DUBS AND GREEN ID AND WERE MAKING IT LADS THIS IS THE TIME

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investing.com/news/economy-news/trump-says-hell-nominate-stephen-moore-to-federal-reserve-board-1815638
“I believe the people on the Federal Reserve Board should be thrown out for economic malpractice,” Moore said Dec. 22 on Red Apple (NASDAQ:AAPL) Group chairman and chief executive John Catsimatidis’s radio show, blaming an end-of-the-year stock market swoon on the Fed’s rate hikes.

“Janet Yellen couldn’t have been any worse than the guy he’s got in there now,” Moore said of Powell. “I always thought he was a bad choice. He’s been a Fed guy for many years. Donald Trump wanted to drain the swamp. The Fed is the swamp.”

Moore is a former adviser on Trump’s campaign who helped write its economic agenda and a close Kudlow friend. He was a senior economist on the Congressional Joint Economic Committee, served on the editorial board of the Wall Street Journal and was an economic analyst for CNN.

Also under consideration for the board is Herman Cain, the former pizza company executive who ran for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, according to the people, who asked not to be identified discussing Trump’s private deliberations.

You've murdered us all.

Is USNQX a good fund from USAA?

They put a "abolish the fed" guy on the fed board?

>Confirmation that Powell is bad
>implies rate hikes incoming
>implies uncertainty
>implies something is wrong
RESUME DUMP

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Seems like we're balancing out at -350

I always get this way when I play Morrowind.

if dubs and green ID get
bear trap confirmed
300 SPY by May

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Fucking based

wrong pic

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uh huh

Go read investopedia or watch some yt tutorials. Don't come here and expect to be spoon fed, you utter imbecile. I somehow learned it too without having to ask random strangers online. You lazy waste of a human.

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Oh god

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>implies rate hikes incoming
No. They think fed is too tight. They want lower rates. And possibly QE come September

I'm beginning to regret buying GE stock

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

>financial crisis in the works
>incompetent FED tries to manipulate the market making things worse
>incompetent politicians pushing for a (Green) New Deal preventing fast recovery

something something history repeats itself

If CNAT would do me the favor of dropping to a dollar I'd be very grateful

OH YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Can someone fucking explain to me how KinderMorgan is so strong lately? Went down like 20 cents today and is probably going to end up green.

it could just be like 1998...hahaaa

They need to make it illegal for AI to participate in the markets, like they do for wars.

If dubs and the sell off continues into the middle of next week. I will also get blown by a tall amazon broad and do cocaine off of her knockers.

I’m kind of worried rn. I’m tempted to move to the forest until this financial crisis passes through

>He thought it would go to 3000

This one's completely on the fed. Politicians come and go. They're all inbreds anyway. Fed knows how to deal with presidents they don't like

OK THIS IS BASED
THANK YOU BAGGIE

AAAAAAHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP

>77
Inb4 pendugay seethpost

Look on the bright side, homes will become affordable

>I will also get blown by a tall amazon broad and do cocaine off of her knockers.
based, amazon broads are the best

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Nazi's will return to power, this time in America, nobody will be able to oppose them this time, in fact the fragmented EU will join them.

Very precarious

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Please, YES

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wtf red day
im going back to bed

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laying comfy in bed as maids clean my house watching all my investments tank into nothing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOU TRUMP

reeeee stop oscillating between 180.3x and 180.1x and PLUMMET

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They just fired off up the afterburners we're off to the moon!

its going down more

We will end the day down less than 1%. Stupid oversell.

youtube.com/watch?v=WWqoacG6eGQ

Friend of mine just went to work for GE. His business will be fine because it's military contracts but I bet there is some fucked up management going on there right now

Discount shares.

yay

I only bought a few shares thinking it will go up due to the 777x coming out soon

CAG and GIS continue the chad run

These bounces off of 280-279.98 MUST be silenced.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>former pizza company

Moloch approved. This is adding more toxic goo to the swamp.

1/2. We flat from here then?

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Calm down. Calm down. Don't get a big DICK.

broke support
Headed down

Financials are dying

How can I get this display?

>not fucking the maids

Never gonna make it

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finviz.com/map.ashx

Cain didn't have cheese pizza with walnut sauce on his menu.

Thanks m8

>McDonald's green
>Coca-Cola green
Could today be any more American?

investors are expecting us to hit a recession, mcdonalds and coca cola will be safe during whatever economic downturn happens

Based utilities

how do you bring something like this up?

Market manipulation at its finest. Bad news = buy

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Don't you watch porn? You just flop your dick out and start whacking it right in their face, 100% success rate guaranteed.

Wtf happening with REFR

HOW DO YOU KNOW? THERE COULD BE SECRET TUNNELS UNDER THE RESTAURANTS.

Pop a Cialis then stand there supervising their work wearing nothing but a bath towel.

it's true though, nvda was pumped because of the crypto meme and that's dead now, amd was recently pumped because of google's stadia and that's a fucking joke that will be dead on arrival

Aug 7 2022
Washington DC: President Warren launched her new preventative healthcare push today. As part of which McDonald's and CocaCola has been nationalised effective immediately. Sen Cortez who was present stated that these companies will be used to help with the breadlines.

>No habla gonna suck itself.

Alright I closed, the moon is fucking awesome guys.

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