/smg/ - Stock Market General

weekend edition edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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REEEEEEEE THERES STILL PLENTY OF POSTS LEFT IN THE OTHER ONE KILL YOURSELLFFFFFFFF

this.

It's the weekend and it's my birthday on Sunday. The Bogs are going to pump futures up 300 points for me to escape at open.

>ouchies me lungs hurt from the cigarette smoke ow

Daily reminder, OP is a faggot

not a bad Friday

APTMH

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how old are you senpai

I will be old as fuck on Sunday.

weird options trading today
Now vs open
No change in REPH itself
Come Monday I will either be very wealthy or a cuck.

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1) Buy TLT, EDV or SPTL before they moon
2) GALT headed to 0 lmao

>when the stock tanks catastrophically, but not catastrophically enough to make up for having owned it

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Look at fucking LABD today +13%

what do we, the/smg/s, think about TSLA?
under 260? under 250 and dropping like a rock?


rip

wait I know someone else with that birthday
my birthday is Tuesday

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How come we stopped having the official smg Occult Readings?

I need that back in my life.

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Well Happy Birthday user.

TSLA is going back to 300 the moment SEC bullshit is resolved, trust in Elon-chan :3

Holy fugg the crash is finally happening
It's over for bullcels

STOP SHORT SELLING

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what we'll see is millenial robin hoodcells getting butt raped because they don't get that being right at the wrong time is still wrong. desu

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VTSMX not available on RH

What the best etf on RH bros?

Whats the most tax efficient way to invest if im making 80k and employer offers 401k and roth IRA with no additions? Also just finished reading some bogle books so im biased that way

It's evil, maybe people don't want to sell their souls.

that was me. I stopped because I thought /smg/ didnt care for them.

That picture made me laugh.

hold cash over the weekend and ask again on Monday

books are for nerds you need street knowledge

come back Monday morning and you might learn something
you might see some freaky shit too

401k match > HSA > IRA > 401k
roth vs traditional depends on your specific situation

My index fund got roasted today.

Can someone answer my questions?

I thought they were interesting

dude give my memefolio a reading with the occult shit.

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REPH got rejected I'm out 2 grand RIP

I got /SCHK'd/ up the butt today. Can I go back to yesterday and load up on TVIX?

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after april 5 it becomes worthless
anytime before april 5 its not worthless and might go up depending on how the underlying moves and how much people think the underling will move before april 5

REPH REJECTED BAIL OUT BAIL OUT

Yeah dude you can still hold it or even sell it prior expiration to cut losses if you really think it's going to 0. I don't really follow microsoft's chart so I really have no clue regarding it's price action.

It's all so clear, we crab pattern now.

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Alternatively, hodl and forget about it and maybe they get bring something new to the market or get bought out in 3-5 years?

Fucking insider trading

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OMFG! I WE'RE GOING TO MOON ON MONDAY CRAB PATTERN CONFIRMED!!!

wait this chart
I actually like it
this chart is the truth

who is this guy did you find some real investor's next level Tradingview meme account

Bulls and bears getting pinchies

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nevermind I'm a faggot who missed the press release

I feel it.

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Golden crab.

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Snibbity snibs
We’re on dry shibs

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Here's REPHs live conference call if you lost money

You realize this isn’t the first time they’ve been rejected right? Last time it ranked it went from 11 to 5 This is going from 9 to 4 in a minute if you don’t get out now.

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Trading halted

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Remember the only way to get rid of the crabs is to shave off half your pubes, light the other half on fire, and stab them with an ice pick as they're running off.

What exactly does that imply?

my crab has autism, it's perfect for this thread

You can't sell

You guys are so gay

Wonder if that happened to NVAX also if it allows selling at the current share price great but if it allows it AFTER the drop that’s fucked but I’m sure it’ll be the latter because of how fantastic this day has been

APOLOGIZE

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You really came to this board to type that? Go do your homework Timmy.

apologize for your faggotry

I love snibby!

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what is that

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why is that*

I honestly don't know, I thought it would be cool to post

snibby is a good new meme character

went short yesterday evening... this market is deluded:
> fed pauses rates because of economic slow
> market jumps 1.5%
> next day: german PMI slips hard
> everbody suprised about economic slow and market crash

Sell everything, great recession next week. You’ve been warned

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Chill out guys, one red day does not a bear market make. Today barely erased yesterday's gains.

priced in, we're crab pattern now.

Look at this asshole. He had gains yesterday.

Sirs should I put $150k in a mix of ETF’s or individual picks?

This

All numbers are giving signs of recession, fed made a fucking 180, soon they start lowering rates to wards negative. USA will follow japan

>have used all 3 day trades
>decided fuck that
>get a AAPL put
>then a AAPL call
>end up +200
>feelin the comfy because perfectly hedged
>going to sell the puts at bell
>holding the calls while Tim Apple cooks NFLX up its fucking death warrant
>feels fucking good man

Yeah, you should leave

>Suspect we’re going dowwwwwwn
>want to pull money out of ETFs, so I can add it back lower

Is this “timing the market”?
Am I going to “fuck my shit up”?

The big crash is finally coming isn’t it

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HSA isn't offered. No 401k match. 401k offered - I just took that. I have IRA with Edward Jones and I don't trust them, want to merge with my companies 401k. I'm only 26, again making 80k a year

>26
>80k a year
Hahaha fuck you and your 9 inch dick and your supermodel gf

Seriously though what do you do?

AAPL will burn on monday
> major tech company
> products don't sell well anymore
> idea.jpg
> enter streaming market after major players have head start (AMZN, NFLX)
> stocks jump 10% over presentation on product that is not close to adoption

Sell the news and buy back in a month or so later?

individual picks
right now USD looking very nice

hey nice
but be careful
AAPL up NFLX down
a 'good news' is already priced in, upside is lowered downside is higher

you will because you're an idiot. you're a day behind. yesterday was obviously too high, VIX was too low. if you trade in a reaction state (market goes down then you sell) you will screw yourself over.
If you want to time the market you have to be smart and ahead of the game. But not too ahead of the game, people lose just as much money there too

this year maybe, maybe not
look for rocky behavior, steps down. not a big crash.

So I think I'm gonna cut my REPH shares and just baghold the options until a rally and someone will buy them from me.
FDA though needs to get busted for insider trading already though. The options traders clearly already knew before 3:30 on the May 17.5 strike.

This clearly shows we will be at $283.63 at noon on monday.

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yeah sure, but i have the feeling that too many ppl will clinge to their calls. Also it will drag stock market further down.

you cant merge a 401k and an ira. ira is comfier because you can do whatever you want in it, 401k is limited to your employer's plans, which may or may not be shit

Here’s the bid/ask
Trading resumes at 535 apparently
Good luck fuck this day and fuck nigger and fuck trump and fuck the fed and fuck bears and fuck the world and fuck god and fuck whoever else is gaining from this misery

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Got it. Thinking of keeping my AMZN AAPL LULU V, any others I should keep in mind?

So looks like I got fucked on REPH, what's the best way to cut my losses? Can I after hours trade on robin hood? Do I just have to wait til Monday and sell right as the market opens?

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90k+ at 28, looking forward to negotiating the salary for an internal job position :^)

'no'
AAPL is still well positioned. remember they are the cash king of the past decade.
I/we sold my AAPL yesterday, but I'm ready to buy back in any time. Remember: AAPL sits on a mountain of cash, most companies sit on debt
large and growing revenues
working on their streaming service for a couple years now
Tim 'Big Dick' 'Timmy Apple' Cook is the only adult in the room as far as CEOs are concerned.

I'm not saying they'll be up on Monday or next week. But the whole point of AAPL is that they can't and won't crash and burn. They lost value earlier in the year on the lowered guidance. Again, they were doing the correct and mature thing: letting investors know that market conditions could get choppy. They took their loss early. Many other companies haven't, and have much more room to fall

Actually, we never quitted the bear market triggered at the end of 2018. Everything is playing as it should.

looking at that chart i wouldn't stay much longer in the market

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Buying calls on TLT is the easiest fucking money you could ever make.
Just deposited more cash to my TDA account.
It's fucking over for QQQcels
saved

The Shekles must flow.

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>you will because you're an idiot.
Fair.
I don’t know how to read the vix, when to use it as an indicator

So... ride S&P and apple all the way down, let aapl dividends continue reinvesting and buy more of it makes any major moves down?

And see if my biomemes pan out?

Maybe buy some xbi if it keeps getting rekt?

deciding not to let investors know about number of sold devices looks very shady to me... also its pretty obvious that they did not expect this decrease in sales and now they hastily try to pull something out of their hat just to appear innovative (which is never an good idea)

Apple has a .97 debt to equity ratio, what am I missing?

I'm going to lose so much money

I've been dissecting their conference call and it seems like the FDA's problem is with the label.
The fucking label.

Whatta bunch crooks in the pocket of opioid companies

Nah, this is just setting the stage for trump to gut the fda

“You do bad thing, we need save flyover America from bad drug problem!”