>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
Whats the most tax efficient way to invest if im making 80k and employer offers 401k and roth IRA with no additions? Also just finished reading some bogle books so im biased that way
Jaxson Bell
It's evil, maybe people don't want to sell their souls.
David Sanchez
that was me. I stopped because I thought /smg/ didnt care for them.
Noah Morgan
That picture made me laugh.
Sebastian King
hold cash over the weekend and ask again on Monday
books are for nerds you need street knowledge
come back Monday morning and you might learn something you might see some freaky shit too
Cameron Martinez
401k match > HSA > IRA > 401k roth vs traditional depends on your specific situation
Cameron Evans
My index fund got roasted today.
Kevin Russell
Can someone answer my questions?
Owen Mitchell
I thought they were interesting
Nathaniel Rogers
dude give my memefolio a reading with the occult shit.
after april 5 it becomes worthless anytime before april 5 its not worthless and might go up depending on how the underlying moves and how much people think the underling will move before april 5
Austin Cook
REPH REJECTED BAIL OUT BAIL OUT
Ethan Price
Yeah dude you can still hold it or even sell it prior expiration to cut losses if you really think it's going to 0. I don't really follow microsoft's chart so I really have no clue regarding it's price action.
Here's REPHs live conference call if you lost money
Elijah Rogers
You realize this isn’t the first time they’ve been rejected right? Last time it ranked it went from 11 to 5 This is going from 9 to 4 in a minute if you don’t get out now.
Remember the only way to get rid of the crabs is to shave off half your pubes, light the other half on fire, and stab them with an ice pick as they're running off.
Carson Thomas
What exactly does that imply?
Jaxon Long
my crab has autism, it's perfect for this thread
Ayden Fisher
You can't sell
Nolan Fisher
You guys are so gay
Landon Campbell
Wonder if that happened to NVAX also if it allows selling at the current share price great but if it allows it AFTER the drop that’s fucked but I’m sure it’ll be the latter because of how fantastic this day has been
I honestly don't know, I thought it would be cool to post
Nathaniel Adams
snibby is a good new meme character
Jeremiah Walker
went short yesterday evening... this market is deluded: > fed pauses rates because of economic slow > market jumps 1.5% > next day: german PMI slips hard > everbody suprised about economic slow and market crash
Carter Gutierrez
Sell everything, great recession next week. You’ve been warned
Chill out guys, one red day does not a bear market make. Today barely erased yesterday's gains.
Jose Perry
priced in, we're crab pattern now.
Christopher Rodriguez
Look at this asshole. He had gains yesterday.
Chase Hall
Sirs should I put $150k in a mix of ETF’s or individual picks?
Jackson Howard
This
All numbers are giving signs of recession, fed made a fucking 180, soon they start lowering rates to wards negative. USA will follow japan
Blake Walker
>have used all 3 day trades >decided fuck that >get a AAPL put >then a AAPL call >end up +200 >feelin the comfy because perfectly hedged >going to sell the puts at bell >holding the calls while Tim Apple cooks NFLX up its fucking death warrant >feels fucking good man
Evan Turner
Yeah, you should leave
Nathan Cook
>Suspect we’re going dowwwwwwn >want to pull money out of ETFs, so I can add it back lower
Is this “timing the market”? Am I going to “fuck my shit up”?
HSA isn't offered. No 401k match. 401k offered - I just took that. I have IRA with Edward Jones and I don't trust them, want to merge with my companies 401k. I'm only 26, again making 80k a year
Ryan Ramirez
>26 >80k a year Hahaha fuck you and your 9 inch dick and your supermodel gf
Seriously though what do you do?
James Nelson
AAPL will burn on monday > major tech company > products don't sell well anymore > idea.jpg > enter streaming market after major players have head start (AMZN, NFLX) > stocks jump 10% over presentation on product that is not close to adoption
Jace Gutierrez
Sell the news and buy back in a month or so later?
Wyatt Stewart
individual picks right now USD looking very nice
hey nice but be careful AAPL up NFLX down a 'good news' is already priced in, upside is lowered downside is higher
you will because you're an idiot. you're a day behind. yesterday was obviously too high, VIX was too low. if you trade in a reaction state (market goes down then you sell) you will screw yourself over. If you want to time the market you have to be smart and ahead of the game. But not too ahead of the game, people lose just as much money there too
this year maybe, maybe not look for rocky behavior, steps down. not a big crash.
Sebastian Cooper
So I think I'm gonna cut my REPH shares and just baghold the options until a rally and someone will buy them from me. FDA though needs to get busted for insider trading already though. The options traders clearly already knew before 3:30 on the May 17.5 strike.
Connor Jones
This clearly shows we will be at $283.63 at noon on monday.
yeah sure, but i have the feeling that too many ppl will clinge to their calls. Also it will drag stock market further down.
Christian Roberts
you cant merge a 401k and an ira. ira is comfier because you can do whatever you want in it, 401k is limited to your employer's plans, which may or may not be shit
Jacob Baker
Here’s the bid/ask Trading resumes at 535 apparently Good luck fuck this day and fuck nigger and fuck trump and fuck the fed and fuck bears and fuck the world and fuck god and fuck whoever else is gaining from this misery
Got it. Thinking of keeping my AMZN AAPL LULU V, any others I should keep in mind?
Anthony Adams
So looks like I got fucked on REPH, what's the best way to cut my losses? Can I after hours trade on robin hood? Do I just have to wait til Monday and sell right as the market opens?
90k+ at 28, looking forward to negotiating the salary for an internal job position :^)
'no' AAPL is still well positioned. remember they are the cash king of the past decade. I/we sold my AAPL yesterday, but I'm ready to buy back in any time. Remember: AAPL sits on a mountain of cash, most companies sit on debt large and growing revenues working on their streaming service for a couple years now Tim 'Big Dick' 'Timmy Apple' Cook is the only adult in the room as far as CEOs are concerned.
I'm not saying they'll be up on Monday or next week. But the whole point of AAPL is that they can't and won't crash and burn. They lost value earlier in the year on the lowered guidance. Again, they were doing the correct and mature thing: letting investors know that market conditions could get choppy. They took their loss early. Many other companies haven't, and have much more room to fall
John Clark
Actually, we never quitted the bear market triggered at the end of 2018. Everything is playing as it should.
Brody King
looking at that chart i wouldn't stay much longer in the market
>you will because you're an idiot. Fair. I don’t know how to read the vix, when to use it as an indicator
So... ride S&P and apple all the way down, let aapl dividends continue reinvesting and buy more of it makes any major moves down?
And see if my biomemes pan out?
Maybe buy some xbi if it keeps getting rekt?
Ryder Brown
deciding not to let investors know about number of sold devices looks very shady to me... also its pretty obvious that they did not expect this decrease in sales and now they hastily try to pull something out of their hat just to appear innovative (which is never an good idea)
Robert Edwards
Apple has a .97 debt to equity ratio, what am I missing?
Thomas Gomez
I'm going to lose so much money
Michael Cooper
I've been dissecting their conference call and it seems like the FDA's problem is with the label. The fucking label.
Whatta bunch crooks in the pocket of opioid companies
Sebastian Brooks
Nah, this is just setting the stage for trump to gut the fda
“You do bad thing, we need save flyover America from bad drug problem!”