Drug test coming up bros
Quick fix still work in 2019? Or should I dilute?
Drug test coming up bros
Aiden Collins
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Nathaniel Davis
Bump plz
7 years ago it was all about hand warmer and fake piss bag
What is today's work around
I heard some places DNA
Luke Wilson
Quick fix works. It got me a job at the public library. heat it in the microwave and just wear two pairs of whitey tighties with the hot bottle under your gooch in the second pair. if you don't have some cloth in between that bottle and the family jewels your going to come out of that testing facility with roasted nuts.
Bentley Price
Contaminate the sample by rubbing your fingers in something that has no odor like olive oil, then before you piss run those fingers along the inside of the specimen container and piss normally. It'll fuck with the test by altering the structure of your urine and hopefully buy you the time to clean on the second test.
Jaxon Diaz
Fake piss worked for me. Just left it on top of the defroster vent on the way to the test and stuffed it in my sock. Bought it at a tobacco shop.
Sebastian Hughes
Stop doing drugs. Problem solved.
Leo Watson
Uh, no.
Quik fix is fine faggot.
Or try the pectin method. Works everytime if u can choke it down and follow the timeline. I know niggers on parole that smoke weed the day of a test and use the pectin.
Lincoln Allen
There was a time that drinking approximately a gallon of water would work. Shortly after that they discovered a fix and you would need to take niacin to flush everything out fully. They found a fix to that and we all discovered that the only solution to the drug test is not being a nigger.
Eli Howard
What upcoming drug tests? For who? How long does cocaine last in the system?
Bentley Mitchell
They sell rubber cocks with fake piss. It works I’ve heard.
Christian Jones
i froze a bunch of my clean piss. the biggest thing is specific gravity and temperature. i heard quick fix covers specific gravity so you would just need to get the urine temperature to 98F which is really easy to do if you soak it in hot water with like a 5 hour energy bottle (which incidentally carries just enough to give them the level they want) and then do what this user said but dont heat it in the microwave itll fuck up the specific gravity. better to soak in hot water.
Adrian Butler
creatine does something for cheating drug test
Mason Morris
+1 for Quick Fix
It came in handy when I forgot about a drug test for clinical rotations in pharmacy school. I was smoking a dab when my classmate texted me if I was ready for next week's drug test.
Liam Moore
Here's a quick fix, KYS.
Jonathan Sanders
either get a clean friend to piss in a bottle for you
or this. i once bought synthetic urine and used it. when i cut the bag open it stank like month old piss and nearly made the nurse gag when she went into the bathroom after i finished. it worked, though.
Lucas Nelson
The absolute state of wagies
Ryan Long
Look up stat! Flush it worked 2 times for me if the only drug is marajuana.
It’s easy af, you just take pills and dont smoke pot for 48 hours before
Dylan Williams
don't forget your boss can legally spinal tap you and that drug metabolites stay in there forever
Charles Hall
The absolute state of USA.. leafers dont need to worry bout this shit Unless your a cop or bus driver
Christopher Johnson
I hope my boss never issues a test. Oh wait, that's me, why would I ever do something so stupid. My productivity and profits are off the scale thanks to this liberty haze.
Stay cucked wagies.
Jose Williams
There is only ONE solution OP: