How would yo make 10k in a month if youre life depended on it

How would yo make 10k in a month if youre life depended on it

(nothing that involves dicks or gay sex in any form)

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sucking dick or gay sex

invest in kneepads

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Buy kneepads

sell some stuff I own on ebay

Work a job that pays 120k a year after taxes

if it was that easy, everyone would be doing it nigger

well you only need to do it 7 times a day

Open a glory hole and let strangers poz your neg anus

Options trading probably

1. Sell possessions and live at the bare-minimum but not a planck length below(do not compromise health and basic functional necessities).
2. Plasma donations and organ selling.
3. Apply for immediate loan.
4. Ask friends for money.
5. Get a job.

Casino

>Duhh I'm not gonna compromise my health to make a payment upon which my life depends

now thats how a real bizman thinks

sell 1% of my portfolio

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shill LINK to my friends, charge 10%

Delay taxes for two paychecks.
Or take money out of my emergency fund. (Protip: everyone should have a 6 month emergency fund that you could survive on if you get laid off)

ask for help in Argentinian leather crafting forums

7 dicks * $100
$700 * 30 days

...brb gonna buy some kneepads

well i was being modest, maybe $50 is more reasonable

If you win you won't have life to look forward to, imagine being strapped in life support for the length of it as a vegetable.

>become tranny
>get on twitch
>get on reddit

ez

Since I can build websites, and some business pay thousands for websites, I would call a fuckload of small businesses and try to sell them website packages.

1 sale per week at $2500 per website would get me there.

Work my regular job cuz I'm a burger and not a poorfag. This is now a bitching about America thread cuz I make over $10k/mo easily and it's not even that much.

Have you tried this? It's quite painful calling a shitload of people who don't know you or care. Although I have some ideas as far as drugs one could take beforehand to make it more tolerable.

nobody pays thousands anymore lol

with squarespace, word press, and indians youd be lucky to get 1k.

find a niche or do something else. web dev is dead lol. or find a way to get people on subscriptions but even then they want everything for cheap as shit

I don't think it's dead, but you have to be clever in the way you position yourself, and find customers who aren't capable of setting up squarespace/wordpress/indians themselves.

i found some but they are extremely cheap. i charge $500 for a site and have only made a handful at this point.

plus the retards thing that maintenance and web management is included and i have to explain to them. NO, this is a separate. i was able to get some people on a monthly plan for managing their site tho. honestly, i kinda wanna quit because i dont think the input gives a good output plus there are other things i want to try when it comes to software/web/game dev

Go on the deep web and start buying credit card info. But gift cards with purchases credit cards and trade for btc, wash into monero wash through exchange and cash out. All it takes is tails, tor, a vpn subscription and some effort.

>i found some but they are extremely cheap. i charge $500 for a site and have only made a handful at this point.
Have you tried just straight-up telling them it costs $5000 (or whatever price)? Could justify it through your USP. If they say no then you probably shouldn't work with them anyway since you're working your ass off for peanuts.
> honestly, i kinda wanna quit because i dont think the input gives a good output plus there are other things i want to try when it comes to software/web/game dev
Same. I'm really just doing this shit so I don't have to wagecuck while I work on other skills.

Sell my entire magic the gathering collection, and that's just short of 10k already.

No but OP said if your life depended on it.

sell my house

>Have you tried just straight-up telling them it costs $5000 (or whatever price)?
nah, there would be no point. judging from the wording of emails and texts, me asking for $500 makes them feel like they are doing me a favor.

and yeah thats the exact same reason i began doing it, so i didnt have to wagecuck while in school but i think im just going to start wagecucking because the web dev stuff takes actual creativity to get some of the work done and i feel spent by the end of the day. meanwhile when i was wagecucking, id come home and crank out thousands of line of code on other projects with ZERO problems.

its exhausting mentally

I legit need 40k asap or I'll kill myself. My mental health is gone.

I legit wish I could sell all my "unecessary" organs to get 40k. I'd legit do it IN A HEART BEAT (pun intended) if it were a thing.

Actually... is this even a pun? It's more like a play on words.

work in the offshore oil and gas industry. 1k a day minimum.

Kek

This. Just don't bother with the trading or you're gonna be on 0 again.

Thanks for the input rig-pig but OP specifically said nothing involving dicks or gay sex

>i need 10k otherwise jimmy the shark is gonna come over and break my legs
>probably kill me too
>i would literally do anything to avoid this
>except gay shit tho

life must not be that important then

Fpbp

id have fun trying lots of other criminal methods but the last couple of days id just take a loan out.

>If I eat from a can for a month I'll turn into a vegetable
Just stop

Maybe you could run mutiple at the same time with a system if levers and pullies

if you add me on discord i can tell you how, involves video games Luka#1337

not really a pun since the heart isn't an "unnecessary" organ.

Also just not funny.

Just kys. It's not worth the effort.

unless you're the best blowjobber in the whole world nobody would pay more than $10

you won't know, until your life does depend on it

The Wizard of Poz

Go to my job. Lol poorfaggot.

go door-to-door selling some crap with high margin, I've even seen some couple selling really crappy handmade postcards for mother's day using theirs sad and cringey love story as a sales pitch

Sell drugs

Buy mdma off the dark web and flip it for a quick 20x in clubs

>*ISP blocks your path*

always pay up front for drugs user

>get $6750
>buy 15k [redacted]
>sell eoy
>all in 4% meme portfolio ETFs
>withdraw 30k each quarter

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thats a really good way to get a beating

do nothing different than what I'm currently doing

Power wash houses $150 to $200 seven days a week. Get moving!!

what does this mean?

>Go on the deep web and start buying credit >card info. But gift cards with purchases credit >cards and trade for btc, wash into monero >wash through exchange and cash out. All it >takes is tails, tor, a vpn subscription and >some effort.

Carding is dead after 2010. When in 2003 there were not so many people shopping on line the sistems security they were easy to bypass (this is what I have read, I have never carded), than when in 2010-ish era with all smartphone, ID pics and sms, QR scan code, and so on.. it has became almost impossible to card
And it's illegal, don't do it!

Look if you need it, the quickest way is gay webcam. Like shit dude, surely your life is worth more than not doing gay shit

why would anyone buy a friendly drug dealer in a club?
stop watching movies

op, drug selling is easy but without rl connection its gonna take more then a week.
rob stores, sell your stuff

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I like this. Make them robotic and internet connected, so you can operate hundreds of them all across the country. Imagine how much you could swindle from fat old boomer fags.

My life isn't worth 10k

Stealing high end shit and selling it might work. But you'd need a good connect to sell all the shit. I'd imagine if you tried to sell it all yourself you'd quickly be arrested.

He's in stealth mode. He can't outright tell you or trading bots will scan these pages and see the buy signals.

Pay someone to invent cool app ideas and find investors for those. Only after I'd get the money (more than $10000 a month) I'd hire people to do these apps for me.