Anyone here ever live in a storage unit before...

Anyone here ever live in a storage unit before? I can't afford rents in my area (studio apartment goes for at least $1700/mo) but I can get a climate controlled storage unit for under $200 and then a gym membership for $50/mo.

Thoughts?

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How u gonna get electricty?

What are you going to do when you get kicked out?

im in one right now, i shit you not, sunday is when most of us storgers let loose

Are you actually allowed to live there?

Assuming you can get away with it, where will you shit?

Id just use batteries for lights and charge my laptop at Starbucks

Just move 45minutes away and rent a studio for 600 dah. You know busses exist right?

The gym

any tips from your experience?

You might want to be a little bit careful. My uncle has a building with storage units like pic. He has surveillance cameras all over the place and try to get people in that will break the contract. Under section of fire, there will be something about not legal to live there, have petrol storage, open fire, smoking cigarettes etc. He is always fishing for people that he know will break the contract and then sue them for some 100K USD equivalent, or even more. If they don't pay, he will get some shvartze to make them pay. Or if they are cute blonde girls he will bang them hard. We also can get some action if we want to. He even have hidden cameras while fucking those blonde girls, to get access to them later on, or money if they marry rich, or political power etc. The political power he can sell/trade with other people. Very lucrative. Make sure to always read the fine print in the contract.

wtf

I lived at my workplace for almost 2 years without getting caught.

I worked at a gym on a US military base in Germany. I slept in large utility room in the attic, or sometimes on a couch in the lactation room. Easy access to bathrooms, water, and electricity. Free wifi. Ate at the DFAC for $3 breakfast, $5 lunch. Used the fridge, microwave, and kitchen in the breakroom. Did laundry using the gym industrial washers. Used my CMR as a primary address, got a DHL packstation as a German address.

Average rent in the area was 700 EUR / month.
I was an NF02 making $14.75 / hour.

HD? We miss you.

What or who is HD?

I’d rather get a second wagecuck job than ever live in a storage unit or my workplace.

Ever see any ghosts

You would need to figure out when they do lock checks and have some good story (visual evidence) about why you're in there constantly as modern places keep electronic codes of when you entered and left.

Light socket adapter. For safety don't exceed 2x max wattage bout 120 watts (no space heaters) if you trip the circuit they will find you. Use area rugs, makes the floor comfy.

Odds on this guy not being white?

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I think he is jewish

Hello newfag niggers

100%

depends on the area but if this is LA or SF for example, you won't find a studio for $600 within 2 maybe 2.5 hours of your job.

10 years ago i worked in SF and lived in el cerrito in a shithole studio for $700/mo but that same thing is probably 2k/mo right now.

Sometimes at night I would hear weights dropping and roars of exertion. Must have been ghosts seekin those afterlife gainz.

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I am white enough to know about my fucking white privilege and can easily see our disgusting white racism against POC, but I am not white like you, as we are divided by history.

Not sure if ironic

Hearty and wholesome kek

Your uncle sounds like a piece of shit

Save it for the cross burning, adolf

>I am white enough to know about my fucking white privilege

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He is a very successful business man. Net worth double digit USD millions. Travel the world at the most expensive and luxurious places. Going places where you white one-tooth trailer park trash will never afford to travel to. He has a strong appetite for life, money and adventure. He gives money to good causes, like ACLU, SPLC etc. Fighting for the fucking freedom that you enjoy for free! HE PAID FOR IT!!!!

>he gives money for good causes
Virtue signaling like every piece of shit on the planted. Hope he burns like all the other predatory con artists.

Where will you have sex user?

Either bait or unapologetic turbojew. either way I kinda have to respect it.

>lactation room

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lol

>He gives money to good causes, like ACLU, SPLC etc
he is funding white genocide you insufferable brainlet

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Not really. He shits behind the collar of working-class people (as admitted in this thread) and then donate to ACLU so they can stamp "antisemitism" on everyone who criticizes him.

Your (((uncle))) deserves the rope tbhfam

Dudes gonna burn in a vat of boiling semen in hell for eternity

The absolute state of America. Don't live in a storage unit. Buy a van. Or a cheap motorhome. I recently bought a fully functioning 26 foot motorhome for 2000 bucks.

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>shvartze

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but where can you park

Walmart. Or campgrounds can be found for like 15 to 20 bucks a day. Or your place of work if you are not a minimum wage cuck

Check for office spaces too

>Sw-oy-den is almost 20% not white

wew

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Why would someone with 100k to be sued live in an storage unit?

>farang ding dong

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