Getting a Degree is a Meme (alpha tips)

> Doctors can never be chads
> Restaurant managers are chads
> Doctors wasted their prime years bettering themselves
> Restaurant managers took advantage of their prime years by working a dead end job
Stop I'm crying

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>be doctor
>actually get to practice @ age 30
>student debt paid off @ age 40
>spend crucial years having minimal social life
>finally get a used up 30 year old
I'm sure you are

>hot girls
>those girls in ops pic

pick 1

>not fucking the busty petite interns at your clinic for life instead
NGMI

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Lol, restaurant managers work like 70 hours a week. If your life is so perfect, you wouldn’t need to try and impress internet strangers like that FSU frat homo who always posts here.

you have the syntax of a 13 year old
try 45-50 but ok

>45 hours a week
So you’re a team lead? No way you work in the restaurant industry

Kek. Restaurant shills literally damage controlling the texas roadhouse meme inferno. What a timeline. Yeah alpha as fuck lmao. at least should make it a bit believable.

Stacies are rather frequent at law school, management etc
Nursing students are cute village girls and they suffer 1:20 gender ratio in their classes.
Easy and high quality fucks on night shifts.
You can go impress 35yo wrinkled entitled hag with your beamer kek.
Tbh being doctor is cuck as fuck anyway, but this is a one significant perk.

three open (10am) til 8pm shifts
2 closing shifts (3, 4, or 5pm) until midnight

how irate (and retarded) are you right now?

Cope

Who did you call homo you fat fuck

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>I say, so it is
Please tell me why you feel the need to try and impress Zoomers on an anime image board if your life is so perfect? You also made this thread on a Saturday, which further proves you’re just an attention seeking larper

Based, op is just coping because he needs to wagecuck and is delusional enough to think that girls are 'all over' him.

That queer from FSU who can’t make a post without referencing his fraternity or how great it is.

dindt you post this already 1-2 days ago? you are so pathetic I am not even able to put it in words.

where are you working sir chad??

the Stacys at law and doctor school are not worried about dating a lawyer or doctor, all of them are in tinder getting their sexual desires met by good looking dudes regardless of where they work
bro you have absolutely no idea the types of things that get said to me when we are all off the clock out drinking. have you seriously never seen a big group of girls around like 2 or 3 guys at a bar or club? 90% of the time one of those guys is "their manager" and the others are boyfriends of the girls

bro even their boyfriends show me a ton of respect. im literally the guy who protects their gf (as cuck as that sounds) at work. if a hot girl has a boyfriend and she works at my place, I'm his best friend.

COPE
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Is this the new plumber meme

not yet but soon

Lol everyone i know that manages restaurants works like 80 hours a week and is addicted to cocaine

I don’t want to be a braindead normalfag NPC degenerate though. I want to be myself AND make millions,

> Be med student
> Tell everyone you're a med student
> Everyone wants to fuck you because you're a med student
> Balding Applebee's manager cries and eats in office

restaurants are a garbage investment

>Needs your title to get girls
That is just asking for a divorce

I work 45-50 and only drink socially when I'm with a group
so you want to be a broke faggot ok
>everyone wants my money because I'm a med student
FTFY
med students get BTFO (cuck style) more than any other group. girls wont fuck you in a one night stand. they hold out until you date them
t. guy who hangs around hot thirsty gold digging chicks for a living
whoa cool

nice LARP faggy

tripadvisor.co.nz/Restaurant_Review-g55138-d6665657-Reviews-Twin_Peaks_Restaurants-Knoxville_Tennessee.html#photos;aggregationId=101&albumid=101&filter=7&ff=300027728

>retard thinks I would post a pic of myself on this website
strong retard. I even said I dont work for a franchise, STRONGER fucking retard.

>gets triggered easily
>he thinks is not a beta

you smell bad

Wait where did I write anything about marriage? Oh it's a strawman, nvm

restaurant managers i know are bald

> girls won't fuck you in a one night stand
How the fuck would you know, educationlet? You've never been in med school. Hell, according to your OP you've never attended any higher education and therefore have no idea how depraved co-ed girls can really be. None of them go for the creepy restaurant manager either ;)

Wow! You must be so happy

Yea I really am actually lol

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>Run-on sentences galore
>Calling someone an educationlet

Quote the run-on sentence

That’s why you need to brag on an anonymous image board!

I'm the most humble person actually. I bet I'm way more humble than you, retard.

>Imagine having self esteem this low
Seek help, user

My self esteem and humility is like the highest across this entire site and Reddit too, cumstain

says the guy who legitimately reversed searched an image to try to "ha gotcha" the OP.

This. Restaurant managers are the most miserable failed people in the world. It's like their minds are stuck being 18 years old and living like a poor college student.

It's sad as fuck.

>Lol, restaurant managers work like 70 hours a week.

This. Also a salary of $60K, MAX if it's a ritzy place in a coastal city.

>It's like their minds are stuck being 18 years
>"stuck" being forever young Chads
where can I sign up

whats wrong with being curious?

Yeah your mind is stuck being 18, but your body is still fat, balding mid 30's.

thats a weird thing to be curious about bro and weirder that you'd post your findings

because they talk about this shit all the time bro, did you not get the memo that I work with dozens of hot girls? if youre dating a waitress there is a 100% chance she has told ME all your little secrets lol. these girls know their sexual value and arent going to put out for some uggo unless hes payin

fuckin LOL @ how salty you are

> Sleeping with waitresses
I'm a little more high class than that, man. I sleep with spoiled trust fund girls who don't need to work some minimum wage job. I ruin them. I am the first man in their lives to ever withhold anything from their pampered, uncalloused hands.

sleeping with muffin-top Crystal or smoke-break Brandy is... Idk.... Beneath me?

thats cool. alot of girls in school are waitresses part time so chances are your future wife has sucked my dick in the parking lot

Lol you don't read very well, do you? I said I don't sleep with wagie girls, so there's zero chance my non-existent future wife (imagine ever getting married) has ever sucked your dick

> alot
Oof. Maybe higher education really wasn't for you, my main man. Applebee's is exactly where you belong.

Nice larp

LOL @ you thinking girls will tell you about their years as a waitress. maybe YOU should pick up a fucking book every once in a while.

>unironically being a grammar nazi
jesus christ I cant imagine how butthurt you must be right now

Yeah but you look like a fag in your picture and do you really want to be just chasing tail in your 30s? Sounds a little childish

Um ya, my dude, I'm sticking with "meme coins".

Soon NEETS will realize that is their only way out.

and yet you are here, posting on the internet, in a deep state of depression about all the great things that you got in this world and the absolutely lack of fullfillment they gave you

well done

sounds pretty true. i have 3 degrees and it's not worth it. i should have gone straight to military, learned a craft, gotten va benefits and comfy paycheck while slaying some poon.

i somehow got lucky to get a job in the refinery business. been to south africa, venezuela, colombia, and around the US. work hourly so when there's work the paychecks are massive (this is before the osha/workers bullshit mandatory 12/14 day rest and not working more than 12 hrs). i got a house (new) by age 35 and car, but i'm hardly ever home.

i've seen strippers as young as 22 with a house and 2 cars paid for.

life is unfair. you have to stack the cards in your favor as much as you can. don't play by the house rules. you will always lose.

So working at a restaurant really is embarrassing and any woman who has ever spent time with you is going to hide that part of her life away because she's ashamed. Good to know, shithead

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being a waitress is nothing to be proud of or brag about. grow up child. its not a talking point, its something women do to pay their bills. but the work culture is something they will remember for the rest of their lives. no other job has the environment that forms the kind of relationships that restaurants form. and you can take that to the bank. we have fucking fun at work and even more fun as a group after.

>bench 335, squat 455, deadlift 545
gyms are a jewish scam and you fell for it

> W-we have fun!
> Well ok she won't tell you how much fun we had even tho WE DID HAVE FUN OK?!
> Okay maybe I threatened to fire her from her minimum wage part time gig if she didn't sleep with me. But still WE HAD FUN ON THE JOB BRO
> Okay so all my 'hot waitresses' have had nicotine addictions and mulatto babies. So what? They were still hot even if they did smell a bit musty

Uh oh und I forgot to add, about 75-85% of the Girls that took part in one of the GirlsdoPorn videos claimed beeing waitresses.
Correlation?

They got served a dick on a platter.

yikes

Are you STILL trying to brag about your job? Nobody gives a shit how strong your strain of HIV is, and 6ft isn't even anything to brag about it's normal height.

If you had it so good you wouldn't be here.

>unironically being a grammar nazi

>you have the syntax of a 13 year old

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This same fag bragging about his job again

If it was so great and fulfilling you wouldn’t need repeated validation from strangers

The thing that strikes me most is how FUCKING UNCREATIVE THIS SHIT IS.

Wow i'm a situational alpha in my shitty kingdom.
Is that the legacy you want to leave, you fucking idiot. Elon musk is building rockets and attempting to visit other PLANETS. Thats alpha. you faggot.

TLDR OP: i'm so alpha, i fuck vapid girls.

6ft was for context. if youre under 6ft tall and weigh more than 210 youre a fat fuck. im here to steer fellow young good looking adults into a career field that maximizes their youth
>validation
>here
lmao are you retarded. 95% of you are jelly socially retarded nerds
for now, yeah. i want a job where I work around a bunch of hot chicks and literally get paid to chit chat. I doubt you've even ventured out of your apartment to eat at a restaurant in the last decade or you'd know where i was coming from

go to any upscale American steakhouse/bar at 3pm and observe. its laid back af, and all of the servers are sitting in a booth with their manager waiting for the night shift and eating FREE food

the only retarded one here is you for being so desperate for attention from the NEETs and lowlifes here

This kind of larper is the best motivation I've seen to make it. Being a stupid manager isn't Chad I don't care what you look like or how you interact with your vapid staff.

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look how mad you are just because some dude is making it in life and having fun along the way. get a grip dude.

here let me share a story with you just so you can rage some more.

so my hair is getting a little long and one of the servers is in school to be a hairstylist. im taking her cash out in the office and she notices how long its getting and says "I'll cut it for you for free if you let me give you a blowjob". dead ass serious. not "I'll cut it and give you a blowjob" not "I'll cut it for $20 and give you a blowjob" just straight up "if you LET me suck your dick I'll cut your hair for free". she was probably the biggest whore there. 23 y/o a 4/10 on a good day.

she said this shit in front of like 3 other girls who were all like "oh my gosh! femanon! you can't just say that shit to him!". I was like god damn, thanks but I dont want to lose my job. she was like "well ok your loss, I can deep throat and swallow". they could probably all see my dick twitch in my pants.

anyways like 3 days later I see her at work and am like "hey arent you in hair dressing school?" lol. she comes over the next day, cuts my hair, and asks if "i want a happy ending". I'm like fuck yeah I do, I tell her she can suck my dick but only if I can watch porn while she does it because I've always wanted to try that and she agrees and I watched Mark's Head Bobbers Hand Jobbers the one with sasha in the red lingerie while she gave me the sloppiest wettest blowey joey ive ever had and deep throated my cock as I came. definitely top 10 best nuts of my life. I got a hair cut from her 3 more times until she started dating her ex again lol

damn Jow Forums, y'all gonna take that?
whatever u say pal

>survivor bias : the thread

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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I'm not mad that this dude is making it.

However, the fact that he comes in here boasting about 'college is a meme' i fuck 20 year olds makes me mad. If you actually went to a decent college, you would understand that education, knowledge and the ability to unlock it is endless.

And 10 times more valuable than 'fucking' prime pussy as a midlevel manager. The fact that dumb teens come here and might actually follow this brainlet tier advice, is something i see as useless - especially looking at the dire state of our planet.

Getting dicked is cool and all, trust me. I know. One of the best places for it is unironically becoming the situational chad in college. However there is MORE to LIFE. And i hope our young men ASPIRE to become more, not this vapid brainless shit.

literally any young person who isnt butt ugly and is in good shape and has energy will enjoy managing a restaurant unless youre a faggot who doesnt like hot chicks

im OP dumbass and you sound like a massive faggot
>dire state of our planet
lmao
>getting dicked
lmao faggot

Now i understand its you:

Here is a question; especially for you and all the young boys out there:

Imagine: Option 1: Go to college - Learn valuable shit. Fuck prime college pussy on the side - 24/7 If you are Alpha. Get an Interesting career. Leave a legacy. In your offtime you fuck off to some heavenly holiday spots and fuck more prime pussy.

Option 2: become a midlevel manager. So full of himself because he has a 20 year window to fuck prime pussy. 0 legacy - 0 brains.

What would you choose? You fucking loser.

You're literally the pleb that comes and asks me if i want my steak medium or medium rare and kisses my ass, how is that ALPHA lol.

Is it summer already?

Also, the best meals are made at home.
Learn to cook half way decent and pack some meals. Save money, time and control what goes into your body.

why would I go to college to work some mundane job and be a loser like you when I can work the job I want in the environment I want and not have to spend tens of thousands on school.

youre just butthurt because there is absolutely nothing you can do at this point in your life to do what I do

I'm actually self employed and overseas currently fucking 'prime pussy' while working on interesting research.

The cool thing about going to a GOOD COLLEGE, is you can PICK your jobs since you are in DEMAND.

Believe it or not, i was offered the lifestyle you are living through childhood connections and turned it down because it is empty.

Anyway different strokes for different folks, you absolute pleb. Some people run countries, run armies, run REAL ALPHA SHIT.

Nigger, I'm a crypto millionaire in a slavic shithole that has never worked a day in his life and fucks beautiful pure 16-18yo girls that I met on Discord (perfectly legal here). Now THAT'S what it means to make it

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>working on research overseas
>prime pussy
100% chance youre fucking literal whores which is disgusting.

You're right. You are living the alpha life. Nobody else could have a better life than someone who manages chuck & cheese and gets a sloppy bj from wendy during breaktime.

Asking people if they want their steak medium rare or welldone - the absolute HEIGHT of ALPHA.

Also can't actually admit that REAL alpha's could GAME WOMAN anywhere - invalidating his whole I work at chucky cheese and get laid my life is amazing theory.

Now get me my steak - well done, you ALPHA.

>well done
ok you fucking nigger lol do u want some ketchup too?

Nah just Some salt please.