/smg/ - Stock Market General

HAPPY birthday baggie edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previously thread

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REFR and I are gonna make it

>I’m losing money in the stock market
NOT BASED

Short NIke

Japanese beef is surely delicious. So far I've had Joshu Beef from Gunma and Murakami Beef from Niigata.

fifth for cheapies

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HAPPY birthday baggie

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First for bloodbath incoming, Bears up Bulls down.

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So do you know any other cheap brokerage sites for eurofags?

Are vixers bears or bulls?

thanks frens, we're closing green today and gapping up bigly on china trade deal confirmed.

aaaaaaaaaand we are back!

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dude weed!

market sentiment based on outstanding UVXY options expiring friday is a net bearish position in vix.

This market a shit. A SHIT.

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BIOS is rebounding. PT $2.50.

Smartbears hold volatility
youtube.com/watch?v=5MakEs_abw4

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Degiro

get ready 2 short apple lads
apple.com/apple-events/livestream/

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Lmao look at this shit. Fucking pharma with huge institutional float.
>waiting to see company’s response to CRL

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Sell the news?
What do crabs buy?

Are the housing numbers going to make us pump or dump tomorrow?

Iron condor

They gonna dispute it and it gonna go up.

PHIO about to pull a BPTH

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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market crash in 6 months after new ATH, who agrees?

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No. Sorry, I'm a burger.

if you think trump is gonna let the market crash before 2020 elections you've gone full almond

>we are going back down
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>LPTX testing 1.91 again
Either drop to 1.75 or rocket to 4.00 you fucking fuck.

kek
thats like THE most common opinion
there tons of charts that all say basically that

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this, recession will begin immediately after trump is sworn into his lame duck session. based trump

AppleCard™ is about to skyrocket AAPL. Every basic white girls is gonna be in severe credit card debt to apple.

how is Trump ganna stop what happens every time the yield curve inverts?

yeah so whats the problem?

But short puts
Medium calls for after the 28th
And long puts

Has anyone played apple events before? When’s reentry after the dump?

>thinking we were ever going up
Nothing has changed
The indexes are worse than crypto right now. It’s all just pumping and dumping. The algos already decided we’re testing 270

yield curve inversions usually lead to12 - 24 months of bull market before the big drop

9/11 part 2.

>how is Trump ganna stop what happens every time the yield curve inverts?
By calling it fake news.

Proof? Or just dick sucker?

i-it not really problem O_O

Exactly. This why I bought like crazy on Friday. People gonna try to get as many gains as possible before it goes tits up, but that's 6 months off minimum if not longer.

what the fuck apple is a fucking bank now?

It’s a 20 million dollar pharmaceutical company with a market cap of 1.7 million. It’s underexposed and underpriced.

Conagra Foods
so Chad

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>dumping on Tim Apple
I literally cannot bring myself to do it.

>Apple to introduce new card with Goldman
What the fuck does this mean for greendot who handled Apple payments in the past?

>how is Trump ganna stop what happens every time the yield curve inverts?
Past performance is not indicative of future results. This time it's ganna be different.

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>everybody is thinking like you
>still trending down under enormous sell pressure
Think about it

they have more cash than most banks, so why not?

what a great idea

>get people to use apple credit card
>people use it to buy apple stuff
>after purchasing apple stuff, they input all their info
>when they can't make payment, apple bricks their device and shows up at door to repossess item
>take repossessed item, sell it as refurbished on apple website to other people with apple credit card
>start process all over again

fucking genius

So no proof. Gotcha

DELTRON 3030

Do I do it? Gotta cancel some limit orders to free up the buying power.

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Mnuchin already pulled some pseudo insider trading type shit and announced the return to bull market catalyst date (28th). Until then smart money is selling and buying cheap.

I’m just telling you the similarities, I’m not the one who made the statement.

I bought my fucking puts too early and. I wasn’t expecting a bear to bull to bear trap at open, even though it was obvious now that I think about it.
It’s gonna take till tomorrow for these fucking things to break even

.00005 yang has been deposited in your account

if AAPL brings Powerstone from Sega to Apple Arcade I'm signing up today

SPY testing support. Mueller news is finally bought/sold

Whoops just broke support we’re headed Down

I'm starting to think I'll end up playing komm susser todd at close again jfc

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JMP p/e is now lower than 11. just waiting until april 5 paycheck and my automatic distribution to my investment account to pull the trigger.

Wait why did I post futures. Sorry about that, wrong chart.

oh dear

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That Is a Very Large Jump

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Fuck it lets go.
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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Now that the Meuller Report is finished, crashing the market is their best chance at putting Drumpf to bed.

how wide are them candles? I thought the crab was confirmed. snippy snappy.

based evil jews who would destroy the economy just to get their personal revenge

>based evil jews who would destroy the economy just to get their personal revenge
fake jews

it is an angry crab

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me buying calls here
this 100% bull heckies

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NEW YORK REIT DECLARED A CASH LIQUIDATION DISTRIBUTION OF USD 0.71 PER UNIT TO BE PAID TO ALL BENEFICIAL LIQUIDATION TRUST ESCROW HOLDERS.

HOLDERS ARE ADVISED THAT AS PER THE COMPANY THERE MAY BE FUTURE DISTRIBUTIONS.

What does this mean in human language?

Fake out before the Facemelter golden bull coming Shower hour

only five minutes kek, I just like fearmongering. Also big chunky candy colored candles

u rich nigga

>Now that the Meuller Report is finished
It won't be until it's fully made public. And the fact that Mueller deemed obstruction of justice "inconclusive" will ensure the report never dies.

He should've just said "no collusion, but uh yeah, clearly he obstructed justice. he's admitted it on live tv"
Then let the dems argue for the next year about whether or not obstruction is enough of a crime.

oh dear

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Holy shit this woman introing Apple TV is so annoying
Also
>everyone’s talking about the new season of billions on showtime!
What?

>imblying the MM want to end the orange reign

Everything I own is green today.

Well obviously the Democrats are going to vote for a special council to investigate the Mueller special council.

Trump is the one who asked for it in the first place lol.

>bought Apple at 166
I want to fucking buy more. When do I double down?

dont bog me bro
put down the call

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The DOJ and the head of the FBI said he didn't obstruct.

The party of bigger government saying the DOJ and the FBI are not to be trusted is hilarious icing on the top of all of this.

>The DOJ and the head of the FBI said he didn't obstruct.
Trump already said he obstructed to that one old black guy.

he said "construct", it was just a misunderstanding

yeah and I just said 'I murdered someone' on Jow Forums but Muller doesnt think I actually did it.

This is going to be worth 5k tomorrow at 9:30 hope you guys loaded up today

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If you guys are playing any pharma with data due to release during the AACR I found the embargo date so sell before/around 3 p.m. ET, Friday, March 29

>last post before user hangs himself

I was listening to a pro swing trader tell this story about his friend who tried to short The GAP into earnings and got royally fucked. Shorting into earnings is about the most risky thing you can possibly do. Its far more like for an post-earnings pump of 50% than a post-earnings crash of 50%

Well Tom Perez and Adam Schiff said that there was evidence of collusion. I mean I think it's more likely that Mueller is lying because it's highly unlikely that two people would be telling a lie over one person telling a lie.

My SNAP shorts are paying off.

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Well if you posted a picture of yourself with a corpse next to a laptop with someone else's tripcode in the name field, I'd probably believe you when you say you killed someone on Jow Forums.

>10-year bond

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I'm sure muller knows the diffrence between the two

Bout to break this morning's lows.

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! PPT WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!!

>"Thanks for the cheapies."

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AHHHHH
ME CALLS
NUUUUUUUUU

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