How do i turn 130k into 3 million?

How do i turn 130k into 3 million?

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Play roulette and win 5 times in a row.

scissors

What?

Get 3 million, film yourself taking Jow Forumsnesmen's advice, run the film backwards.

for the slower among us - you take the $130k in 100 dollar bills, stack em neatly in small piles and start cutting them with scissors until you have your desired amount.

Everyone is doing it now, I am surprised you haven't heard

buy $fota

why didnt anyone think of this before?
it cant be that easy, theres gotta a catch

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>How do i turn 130k into 3 million?

I don't know but I can assure you there are many qualified advisors on this board who can help you turn 130k into twelve fiddy.

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There better be a benis under there.

Bump

Most coins are 10x-20x from their ATH.

buy gang cred

I turned 20k into 4million, what advice do you need.

How to buy stocks/crypto, how to trade, how to do risk management,

Tell me exactly how u did it

>There better be a benis under there
sounds a bit gay desu

I literally just want a cute 6/10 gf like that. Why is the universe so cruel?

Buy 50K worth of LTC, then sell it in December 2019.
Invest 50K in food and medicine stocks.
Save 30K in bank just in case.

buy the bitcoin bottom and wait 5 years rom now

brilliant, brb