Just had my first day at amazon. All the memes are true, its even worse. Its hell on earth...

Just had my first day at amazon. All the memes are true, its even worse. Its hell on earth. I can't even describe how terrible it is. Every muscle hurts and I feel like I was raped. Was my first and last day there. I rather die as a stinky lazy NEET virgin in my moms basement.

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>paid for moderate physical activity
>feels like rape
The absolute state of NEETs

Back in the cagie, wagie

you are literally in a fucking cage, how is that legal. Even worse you are not allowed to sit. I had to stand for 8 hours with 1 45 minutes break.

Checked and keked

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I walk 15 miles a day and only get a 30 minute break on my 8 hour shift. It’s hell and I don’t know how much longer I can take it

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It's the beauty of modern commodities user
You ever bought anything, a videogame, PC parts, a fleshlight from Amazon? With the amazingly competitive prices and the one-day delivery and all, and maybe you even got angry it was delivered in two business day instead?
Now you know what it takes for it to be possible. You also know that your all-important shit was delivered late because some poor bastard fucked up on minute 379 of his shift.

nobody gives a fuck anymore, crypto is dead.

Yes, all of it. Nobody is using it for anything meaningful besides variations of Ponzi schemes.

Even after all these years of endless hyping and shilling partnerships no real world usage for any crypto out there, not even by a long shot. The most optimistic scenario is a decade away.

And to top it all off, now that even the normies are onto the fake volume BS that exchanges have been pushing since forever, nobody is willing to get back in.

Also Tether is about to implode, it is no longer tethered to the US. Not that it ever was, but now even the devs admit it.

To sum it all up, it's all a worthless scam, soon to go the way of the dodo bird.

Funniest bit is to watch how various coins and their support groups argue and bicker endlessly about which coin is better, whereas in the actual fact they are all just different shades of the same shit.

I'm gonna enjoy watching it all crash and burn. For real this time..

you're weak

dude, just think of it this way: amazon is paying you to workout. you're building muscles by lifting all those heavy boxes and shit. Always remember, there are gym rats who pay a membership fee to lift weights whereas you're getting paid for it. Ain't that cool bro?

Gym rats lift heavy weights, not 10lb worth of shit 1000 times

100% correct.

I lasted 1 week in Amazon. My feet were bleeding and i couldnt walk. No larp, i thought i was about to die on my last shift. The following morning, i sent my resignation through email.

I still have bruised toes from the bleeding.

You fucking pussy where I worked , the wholesale shop like costco in New England we double tied a dog leash to about 15’ long and clipped the front cart to pull more carriages in for the busy crowds. The fucking train weighed like 500lbs and the store was on an uphill. It was also incredibly dangerous with an intersection at the top of the hill and several accidents have happened with carriages and cars

>no real world usage for any crypto out there, not even by a long shot. The

Yes, there is.

Dash is being used in Venezuela, and other countries.

good neet. Come join us at www.reddit.com/greenvswhite

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>No real world use for it
Cryto is used on the black mareket

why were your feet bleeding? did you keep dropping boxes on them?

well let me tell you about my first day as a graduate intern at amazon storage services.
they got me set up with a workstation and had me set up my accounts (and give them my direct deposit; they only pay interns $8k per month, though).
then they let me choose one of the intern projects, to be overseen by an industry expert with almost 20 years of experience.
just after noon, we went out for the biweekly team lunch at one of the local hipster restaurants, all paid for by the company's card. i had grilled ahi tuna with asparagus.
not sure why your muscles were hurting; we had ergonomic chairs and motorized desks if you felt like standing while you did research, wrote code, made presentations, etc. i thought it was pretty much a dream job.
so, what part of amazon were you working for and why was it so tough?

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OP there are literally 100 lb females who work at Amazon, unless you are an obese tub of lard, you should be fine after 2 weeks of working there.
t. been working at Amazon as a picker for 2 years. I've lost like 50 lbs working there. During peak I lose an additional 10-15 lbs.

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fucking kek

I know this feel. When I was working at a warehouse I had visible abs for the first time in my life. Also, the lightest people were usually the best pickers.

How does it feel to be weaker than 100 lb females who work there? I know a girl on my shift who has some of the highest productivity rates in the building and she walks 25 miles a day, 4 days a week. During peak, that adds up to over 100 miles every single week for over a month straight. She's still alive and has never gotten injuries from it. You're just a weak faggot. If women can do your job better than you, maybe roasties actually deserve to replace men in the workplace. I don't know what it is, but it seems like men's balls have fallen off in recent years.

In my building the best pickers are tall lanky people. One dude flies down the aisles and he can pick 2000 items from bins in a shift, which is really impressive since we don't have robots at our building. It also helps build endurance, so if you're into long distance running it's pretty good training for that.

>be me
>work at amazon
oh wait i'm a programmer enjoying my comfy six fig salary while drinking the company beer

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>the company beer
and they're the finest local microbrews of course.
redpilled white nationalist OP completely btfo and contemplating suicide while us soiboys sit in fine air conditioned offices, surrounded by interested trad chinese girls, laughing as we look over the city from the 14th floor.

Did you have to watch that I Forgot Muh Badge video? That was some painful cringe.

Dude your stupid if you don't think that doing shit tons of sets on low weight doesn't get gains

tfw only used amazon once because someone gave me a gift card

How does one get one of these picker jobs? What do they pay?