How much to turn yourself into Chad?

>"that short guy said Hi to me again this morning"
manlets: when will they learn

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sorry beautiful manlet

>1994

These people really haven't a fucking clue, fucking npc

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ITT: Ugly lankies coping

tfw if you have a good face you made it, if not you need to rely on various things at the same time height,muscles,moneyetc

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kek imagined being that short, small dick, bald, ugly and poor.

Fuck men pure suicide fuel,If someone is in that situation and makes it hes a true hero

I've always been thin/fit athletic have a great masc handsome face but let me tell u what bud

Soon as my hairline went my gf prospects became a ghost town, after having had no problem previously getting and painting cute girls

Healthy hair is genetic for the most part. I refuse to take dht blockers, literal hormone therapy, to save my shitty hairline. It is actually enlightening in the face of all the chad motivators saying just change ur attitude, women are shallow and balding is universally very ugly

Being ugly AND bald? And out of shape? Yeah, Idk what the fuck you expect when playing that hand. You can at least be fit and work on your personality/spirit, through choice and force of will

Here's how it really is:
Face(including hair/not balding), Height, Frame (being Jow Forums)

As long as you have two of three, you are gucci and can become chad material. If you have one of three your fucked
money not included since its always a plus

THIS IS THE ONLY POST THAT MATTERS
READ THIS
YOU NEED 2 OF:
- Face
- Height
- Frame

1 of 3 IS NOT (not) GOOD ENUF

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Why is balding such an issue?
>Just wear a hat bro theory

i mean wearing to protect sure, but wearing to cover is almost like wearing a wig. Same as people who shaved. You are not fooling anyone.

Hair systems are convincing tho
>Im defending baldies but I have a head full of hair btw

It shows weakness and fragility

Thank god I’m not bald

10-15k

I am of belief that spending money on plastic surgery is 100x better than cars, jewlery, education, basically everything.

blah blah blah.

>Being ugly AND bald? And out of shape? Yeah, Idk what the fuck you expect when playing that hand. You can at least be fit and work on your personality/spirit, through choice and force of will

The only thing that keeps me going is a fantasy of getting rich and then Captain America'ing myself sometime in the future when the advanced genetic / anti-aging therapies come out for the elite and evolving into an ubermensch.

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>bald
we've solved baldness for over a decade already, catch up grandpa

I have to say I'm tempted to do it. But then, does that make you no better than a woman getting a tit job or a rhinoplasty?

being rich solves all of those problems except for being a manlet. once a manlet always a manlet.

pulling pubic hair from ur anus to put on ur head and then having to apply w/e the chemical they use on ur head each day to maintain it? Yea no thanx

the difference is a lot of jaw issues are actually medical problems at the same time

no, like i said, it's already a solved problem, unless you're poor, but nobody on here has any excuse after 10 years of bitcoin.

Well there is this one surgery technically that mutilates you into a taller person by breaking your legs, screwing rods into your bones and separating it little by little as it fills in, but the rest of your body would still be manlet.

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I have noticed that most lanklets have disproportionately long legs anyway though and there's not that dramatic of a difference when sitting.

yeah, all you do is make yourself look even more feminine with longer legs. manletism and skin scarring are basically the only things you can't fix with money, at least not yet.

Honestly my face did the same thing naturally, i had no jawline when i was 14, it got noticeably big when i was 17, and then it blew up when I was 20/21

>tfw big dick, rich, and have my hair, but only a 6/10 and only 5'8

I think I'd shrink my dick by like two inches just to be 6'3

isnt it one of the only bones that can keep growing indefinitely since its tied to your teeth, or something?

Who wants to be a lanklet? People wanna be tall and proportionate not a fucking lanklet like Conan o Brian

There is really no reason to get jaw surgery. It's purely aesthetic short of you having a massive under/overbite that's severely hindering your ability to eat and or breathe. It's not like having a weak jaw game is going to kill you.

Sorry Bud it's impossible to have a negative dick length

Holy fuck

It even looks like changing the shape of jaw also straightened out his nasolabial folds, making him look much younger, too. Jesus Christ.

Looks old in

Anyway, I'll never forget sitting in a six-person class in college. Right before it started, a couple girls on the other side of the table we're talking about guys and one of them went "ew, bald guys, groooossss".

Baldness and balding is just straight up unattractive and I might spring for a hair system if my finasteride can't stop my hairline from receding... It's been getting a lot worse the past year

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imagine
- throwing away all your shit to medium clothes (literally)
- getting lean
- stop reacting to everything you hear

this is in order of difficulty to do those things.

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This. I’m 6’6 with a face like Ashton Kutcher. I have never been particularly fit. Still absolutely slay. It helps if you are charming as well, particularly when you are super tall

>in the future when the advanced genetic / anti-aging therapies come out for the elite
I’d say we are only 20 years away max. One of the main reasons I’m in crypto

It’s not solved retard. Not even close
>muh fin
>muh dut
>muh minox
>muh ru
>muh fue
kill yourself faggot

I swear manlets have a conspiracy to run the world

Literally every man in power is a manlet it's not fucking fair

They can't get laid unless they run the world. What do you think motivates men to be successful?

he's a fucken manlet

This can't be the typical treatment outcome.

Hi

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The only thing this proves is how much manlets need money to cope.

baldfag detected

I stopped my loss with the above. Doesn’t mean it’s cured

Wow. That change was fucking RADICAL man, after the operation I was under the impression he was confidence itself. Now I fully understand what people meant by the halo effect on here or Jow Forums when I was depressed. It's really impressive how looks alone can supposedly infer about a person, or at least make you assume some positive or negative things. You've given me even more motivation to make it, facial surgery will be one of the first things I'll do with enough financial assets.

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Geez, getting yourself handicapped, no more squats, forever unbalanced

No thank you

An acquaintance of mine fit that description. Just killed himself last month

Not only did it fix his looks but it fixed his lisp/pronunciation problems because he fixed his teeth positioning,

Tfw balding but shave head and 6’4” with qt3.14 gf. Feelsgoodman.jpg

Tom Cruise has reached a level beyond alpha. He literally has an army of Scientologist slaves who treat him as if he were an actual god. He has a level of power that goes beyond mere money or celebrity.

damn, anyone reading all these comments, realised most are larping and you are not alone. dont be retarded, just accepted and have a little laugh and see it to the end.

I have realized suicide is not really a logical thing, you just become compelled to do it. Obviously you should wait to see if things get better but it just grows on you until it’s a deafening roar.

Personally I can tough it out but the more you know.

$75 for gym membership
$1500 for new wardrobe
At least $30 for flashy car
Months of practice macking drunk whores at the bar.
And the most important and difficult part: cultivate an aire of self worth that you dont deserve while at the same time not being overly dismissive. A tightrope for sure, but with practice it can be done.
Oh yea and take low dose xanax and sell molly.