You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.
You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man
Joseph Cooper
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Cooper Robinson
Because I invested in NEXT? coinmarketcap.com
Actually trying to make money here, not burn it.
Zachary Rogers
>investing in a topped out normie stock
Alexander Reyes
he's a cuck
Jonathan Harris
because he can't seem to understand the SEC
Chase Lee
I fucking wish I could afford a p100d those cars look fucking nice
Camden Powell
1. His ideas suck
>we'll build one-lane highways, but underground!
>we'll build solar panels that *are* your roof, so you can spend more energy than you generate cooling your house back down!
>we'll start taking orders for a $35k car before we know whether it's possible to make positive margins on the $35k car!
>we'll navigate through the narrow twists and tight turns of a flooded cave using a ten-foot-long steel submarine!
2. He's a serial liar and con man
>Saudis are buying Tesla at $420/share, funding secured!
>We're closing down all Tesla stores -- wait, the leases can't be cancelled? Nevermind we're opening all the stores back up!
>Yeah I've been complying with the SEC's court orders... also I have not complied at all whatsoever with the SEC's court orders
3. His personality is cancer
>Calls in employees to a Saturday 9 AM meeting, just to castigate them for missing one deadline
>Calls a hero who rescued Thai schoolchildren a pedophile because he couldn't handle not being the hero in that story
>Tries to steal the spotlight less than 24 hours after the Thai cave rescue by tweeting about how he's going to solve the Flint water crisis
>Has like 5 kids that he ignores, and openly brags about the fact that he does nothing but sleep and work
Carson Parker
based and nextpilled
Adrian Barnes
also if he really worked as hard as he says he does, he wouldn't find the time to smoke weed with Elizabeth Grimes or broker threesomes with Cardi B..
He's a forty-something manchild who ignores his kids while smoking weed and trying to set up threesomes.. and lies about it, claiming that he works 80+ hour weeks every week
Angel Flores
His visions are bigger than him
Andrew Evans
>posting an entire essay on a chinese noodle board
200 IQ
Asher Morgan
Don't forget his problem history of ferocious antisemitism
Connor Walker
He’s unstable.
Adam Cooper
he smokes weed like a fag
Brody Morris
hello fellow oldfag
Colton King
>antisemitism
Because he tweeted about who owns the press?
David Murphy
cringe
Andrew Ramirez
His company is about to go bankrupt and he pledged 8% of total Tesla shares for loans which will caused a share price collapse around 240
You can lease one for about 600 per month with 7k down because demand for tesla’s is rapidly approaching zero hence his price cuts and general faggotry
Jace Thompson
>creating cash flow negative businesses in money sink industries is vision
Typical normie after 10 years of ZIRP. Over 80% of Musk’s free cash flow is from customer deposits it is a literal ponzi scheme
Brandon Baker
he smokes weed
Alexander Robinson
Hold on there Mueller, do you even know what you're talking about? Tesla paid over 900 million USD for bond obligation last month.
Levi Harris
because he builds shit that has already existed for years. most of his money comes from the government. most of his hype is just that, hype because he uses Twitter.
Aiden Smith
He is the next Hitler and is going to make Mars an apartheid planet.
Bentley Taylor
He's one shitpost away from getting arrested by the SEC and his entire company revolves around his existence. If anything happens to him its all over.
Carson Thompson
I only invest in picture related
Evan Martinez
Coz the CIA and us military will let that happen he got them by d throat user
Alexander Ramirez
his choice of companions
Christopher Brown
cuz (((they))) about to shut him the fuck down
if you're not shorting Tesla you're a fucking brainlet
Owen Carter
The stock market's yield curve has inverted, while crypto has bottomed.
Caleb White
Because SPACE IS FAKE
Cameron Thomas
over time I came to love seeing these pop up
Chase Moore
bc he smonked w33d and became addicted to pot
Hunter Cooper
Liam Gray
kc tier