/smg/ - Stock Market General

fast girl edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

slowpokes:

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First for domp eet

I'm getting fucking just'd over here.

I'm getting nervous

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Wheat lad, quick rundown on wheat market? Thinking about going long wheat, what hsoukd I know ?

Anyone long gas here ? NG dropped again and I believe literally Hitler 2.0 will show himself in near future so gas is good mid term position, thoughts?

If I buy the market will crash

If I sell it will run off without me

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VTSAX picked up a couple grand today

The all returns to reeeeeeed

springs here short nat gas to the groud

It’s a fake out, and I didn’t buy. I didn’t even drop my tvix.
I’m a dumb.

This market a shit. A SHIT.

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The wheat moon mission is on standby, im expectinga a retrace to 4.5-ish over the next two weeks.

the selling will resume shortly. they flipped on the buy bots to pay for lunch once the bears get back from lunch we're going back down.

btw, im not wheat lad, just an avid follower

MUH WEED STOCKS

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Any news on the bitcoin etf?

Goddamit I wanted opinion from man himself. Thanks for input anyways

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

March is done for me but I've got the sweet sweet nectar of KO dividend coming April 2 and its going to be GLORIOUS

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I really REALLY want to invest in AREC, what's the chances I'll lose my ass?

timed the vix pop and drop really well today...done for now.
Anyone in here strictly play macro moves? Mainly trading vix or commodities. I find it way more interesting than researching companies and their balance sheets.

RKG YOUUUUUU SAID SP WASNT GOING BELOW 280 YOUUUUU YOUUUU'VE RUINED MEEEEEE

how was your doctors?

IPO this year at 4.25. Bounced between 4 and 4.50 but hasn't made any real movement one way or the other

returns are just so poor that dividends cant be something held in a serious portfolio for anybody more than 5 years out from retirement

>intraday macro movies
shut the fuck up faggot

>put $5k in MO
>after one year i'll get $300

Wow its nothing. dividends are only good for elite richfags

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MARKET SELL ORDER NOT BUY!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING FAT FINGERING THE SPY LIKE THAT BUFFET!!!

>entire portfolio goes green while I take a push

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make me, cutie

Calm down and take your Ritalin children

Fuck that, I stopped taking all my medication and going to doctors a long fucking time ago. Those cucks don't know nothing.

This market needs to keep crashing

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>being wrong on the internet
Damn I got my hopes up and everything.

>they don't understand the concept of compounding interest + DRIP new shares + dividend growth + capital appreciation

to each their own I guess.

>HJLI

Turned into a complete piece of shit. Guess will go long and wait for the lotto algo hit.

some one fat fingered their sell order and accidentally bought. It triggered a giant short squeeze that's effecting the whole market.. D:

>didn’t buy JNJ on the dip
>Found not liable for talc
>Now it’s on the Rip
I can’t never get a good divvy aristo

its WAY too slow, barely even half even if you pick ideal companies, compared to brain dead buy and hold of growth equities

dividend buyers are all life failures: either they were born a boomer which can never be fixed, or are a 25 year old boomer which is their fault but they are already ruining their retirement which also likely cant be fixed if they are stupid enough to do this in the first place

making under 15% annually without ever timing the market is just pathetic

279 support held, we are going back to da moon baby!

buying the rumor and selling the news on TTWO for a couple extra bones. PAX is tomorrow night. Borderlands 3 is probably getting announced.

Can a stock legitimately go to 0? What happens if you own a stock that gets delisted,goes to 0, etc. Always wondered

Congrats weaboos, the Fed and PPT is going to bring Nipponization to you.

give us the golden bull
we can handle it

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Can you gentlemen take a look at MMS for me and tell me what you think the future holds... theres an idiot I know who put 35k in at $0.12 average.... and my friend is feeling fairly nervous now...

If you want penny positions

>KRFG

They're current. Letter dropped this morning and Chinese merger pending.

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Are bulls rising up tomorrow?

yes

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please show me your returns for 15% annually. I don't believe that even though you've only been investing during a bull run.

Do you still have your CRMD
Seems to be running after the r/s, oddly enough

Can someone explain this?

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looks similar to the btc chart

Yes I do. Still down, but, recoup losses today. Not down a whole lot. Sucks losing share count but not really losing money.

Weirdly this is actually working out for RS.

SPY exact same chart as friday. Tired of this manipulation bs.
Easily but I wont noob

Asked about that last night

I've seen a handful of other stocks with similar shit going on

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I'd shrug it off it was a single price and a single date but it is literally millions of dollars for many days on the chart

It means that ur gonna be rich! Buy!

massive dilution and reverse splits
see HMNY, DRYS

Buy US equities, buy USD, simple as

almost what I lost from BILI after the Chinese government ban their app.

Would be funny if it finally went back to the equivalent of that mid 2s range it fell from for no real reason after an r/s

2.5 x 5 would be 12.5 a share

I just read about the dogs of the DOW strategy a bit, and it only SOMETIMES beats the returns from the nasdaq, by a small margin?

That’s not as exciting as I thought. Not sure why I shouldn’t just stick with VTSMX then.

Even the jap qts don’t want us tho

Who the fuck is gonna buy my 277 and 278 puts expiring today?

Money that works for you is never a bad thing.

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All right everything is looking red today boys. Tell me what to buy so I can become rich by tomorrow

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to clarify, the share price was never 11 billion or whatever. it was like 5 dollars, they did a 5-1 reverse split so it went up to 25 dollars, diluted to 5 dollars, reverse 5-1 reverse split again to 25 dilute again ...

today the share price is 1 cen but as a convenience charts show the old price as if the reverse split was in effect before it happened.

Is it time to buy Nokia?

Was expecting price jump after they got that 5g contract but it plummeted on the news of "accidently" sending data to China

They basically release more shares and sell them to raise money, then the price goes down so they reverse split to keep the stock high enough to stay listed. They then release more shares, and have been doing this for years.

LPTX

TTWO

HMNY

Lottery tickets

A timeshare

Just buy one of everything and you can't lose.

don't follow other or you will lose money.

a monocle and top hat

>people here make fun of coiners while investing in penny stock shipping companies and biotech
really makes you think

I'm too poor to pump and all my buying power is sitting in REFR with its head up its ass

AMRS going hot today.
Get on board

maybe ALT to here soon but more unsure on that

a bloo bloo bloo

Done

I bought a lot of X today for a long term hold. ALOT of X.

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its great if you have a liquid $2k to invest every month,, but I am a low wage poorfag, so I need something more volatile to make money off of. Crypto and weedstocks are my poison of choice. My "conservative" investment is tied up in my 401k

>shipping companies and biotech are fake
Wow I never knew I was taking sugar pills and that elves deliver my Amazon packages. Thanks!

At least biotechs actually produce something of value

X Bull Run!

>invests in certain combinations of untangible 1's and 0's

My almonds are activated

i invest 1000-1500 a month and i buy no individual dividend stocks, its just way too low of returns to be worthwhile, all index funds is the patricians choice

ALT exists to be pumped and dumped
Completely worthless stock, imo

You telling me it will moon tomorrow?

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You don't really buy things from Amazon, right?

I have to pump my bags

Boeing moonshot

tim apple green in a sea of red

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as long as the BL3 unveil goes well tomorrow. First 2 games were cash cows and they've been working on this one a long time. I'm not promising any sort of moon shot, but I'm hoping to see 2-3% easy.

Things I want to buy: UP!
Things I want to sell: DOWN!

This life really is hell, isn’t it?

I'm losing like half a Yang an hour at this rate my account's going to be blown up by 8pm tonight.

If you're looking for the "real" way to use options, ie, not as moonshot lotto tickets, here's a good writeup that illustrates it. (warning, long and spread out over multiple posts.) In this case you dont need the bank, just set up the trade for yourself.

A lot of banking businesses are mysterious, but the exotic-derivatives business is actually very straightforward and normal. It is a sort of manufacturing business. You think about a product that customers might want, a need that they have that can be filled by a product you can build. Once you have an idea for a product, you design it and figure out how to manufacture it efficiently. You figure out a price: You add up the costs of the raw materials and labor that you use in the manufacturing, add a markup for profit, and check to be sure that the price you get is something that customers might pay. You give it appealing packaging and a cute name, and create a marketing strategy. You go out and market it to customers, telling them a compelling story about how it will meet their needs and also make them stronger and more attractive and get them invited to all the cool parties. Then, when you get orders, you manufacture the product and deliver it to the clients. They get a product that they like and that serves their needs; you get your markup. It is like building an iPhone or whatever, except that instead of glass and silicon the raw ingredients are stocks and debt instruments.

For instance, you might notice that your customers are tired of low interest rates on their savings, and would like to receive high interest rates on their savings. Aha, you might think, a market opportunity. Of course you cannot economically manufacture a thing that pays 8 percent in a 2 percent interest-rate environment, but you can manufacture a thing that pays 8 percent except sometimes it doesn’t. For instance you could manufacture a thing that gives the customer her money back with 8 percent interest, unless some stock drops by 20 percent in the next year, in which case she gets the stock instead (or nothing, or her money back without interest, or whatever you think makes the best story). As a derivatives person you might describe this internally as “we sell a bond and buy a put, and pay the put premium in the form of higher coupons on the bond,” but that’s not what you’d say to the customer. To the customer, you’d emphasize the 8 percent interest rate, and the unlikelihood that the stock would drop that much.

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And then either the stock will drop that much or it won’t. If it does, the customer is sad, and you have a bit of a marketing black eye. If it doesn’t, the customer is happy (she got a way-above-market interest rate), but you have a loss, right? Well, no, not really. The customer was betting that the stock wouldn’t drop by 20 percent, but you weren’t betting that it would. You were manufacturing a product. The way you manufactured the product was by going to your derivatives factory and assembling the components. The components of this product were (1) interest rates (roughly, you bought a bond from your own bank, which used the money to fund its business) and (2) stock. Specifically, in derivatives terms, you have bought a put from the customer, and there is a well-known formula that tells you both how much that put is worth and how to replicate that value by buying and selling the underlying stock. You’d use some of the customer’s money to buy some of the stock, and then use the formula to dynamically adjust your stock position as the stock price moves, buying more stock when the stock drops and selling some when it moves up. If you get the formula and the inputs right, your stock trading will make you enough money to pay for the put.

The conventional way to describe this is that you buy the stock to “hedge” the derivative that you sold to the client, but that doesn’t quite capture the business here. The business is not taking big risks by making bets with clients, and then trying to mitigate those risks; the business is manufacturing stuff to sell to clients. The Black-Scholes formula doesn’t (just) tell you how to use stock to hedge an option; it tells you how to use stock to replicate an option, to manufacture one.