What is that one thing that gets you ahead that you never tell anyone about?
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>What is that one thing that gets you behind that you tell everybody about?
like this?
Well one little secret or cheat code if you will actually nah let's call it a "life hack" one little 'life Hack' I use is cumming in my own mouth and also not telling people all my little secret *Life Hacks" I use to be competitive haha XD
Always act like you're busy or in a hurry. People will think you're more productive and will also fuck off and leave you alone
I lie about everything.
Being really introverted, and only speaking when it will make me look smart.
Seriously, if you never speak, only observe, and then very rarely break your silence to say something smart, then people will think that you're wise.
Plus, observing really does help you succeed. You get to learn about all the little things that people do to lie to each other.
Being open to the possibility that you could be wrong about something
Who is this semon demon
I've never seen anything more repulsive and down right degenerate.
absolute abomination
No one thinks that
Reality is a cold splash of water on your face. Learn to love the cold water splashing on your face. Set your expectations low, train well, and embrace death because it's coming for you.
rob honkeys
Spoof phone numbers and emails and call and message people to stir shit and turn people against each other. Manipulate the fuck out of people subtly without them realising you've done it. Worked my way up to area manager by doing this. kek
Shitposting on biz
My entire life philosophy is based on anime. Gurren Lagann for more philosophical stuff, Ping Pong The Animation for my interpretation of competition. Many others with less significant effects but still there.
Monica Lewinsky.
I'm a non violent psychopath. But that is pretty common with very successful people.
I smoke meth sometimes
This happened to me at my last job. Managers would ask me for help on things I was totally unqualified to know about. I would autistically stare at them for a long time. Eventually tell them I would "look into it" in order to break the silence. I was extremely "busy" with ordinary tasks so this was an acceptable response. Sometimes I would figure it out and get back to them, sometimes I wouldn't. I guess I never revealed my true power level by speaking up on things I had no idea about, and so they filled in the gaps themselves based on the things I DID deliver, which led them to assume I was really capable.
this
Bitcoin 150k @2023
>this is what introverts actually believe
Protip, they think you are slow, boring and creepy.
I used to install cameras in school toilets and sell the videos online. Now I have 280 dirty btc but am officially poor kek
Were you attending said school at the time?
Too much of a pussy to shoot it up
he means negate the question
I didn't sell december 2017
i officially learned how to be patient. even when tested viciously
t. butthurt extracuck
i've fucked my asian girlfriend over 365 times without a condom and she never got pregnant
she screams and shakes every single time from my white dick
ok? god bless
You sound mad. I bet you didn't know that every time you open your mouth, everyone thinks you're an idiot.
>never got pregnant
one or both of you are infertile
>asian
More likely she takes bc on the down low, or visits the abortion doctor a couple times a year. They also have a bc implant now that goes under the skin and works for an entire year no pills required.
SRS
my endgame is to kill you all
not so fast pal
my Chainlink bags
My ability to turn off/on my autism at any given moment
An intelligent post in this shithole? Don't you say....
My answer: when something doesn't go right, don't dismiss it as bad luck/someone elses fault. Analyze and see what really happened and how you should do it better next time.
ironically, this
Frozen burritos at Walmart are 700 calories for $1.00. I can get by on one for a day and they taste great.
im a white, lower middle class, highly educated tech support scammer. I run a VERY small operation and scam about 2 people a month for close to a grand total.
it's my fuck you money.
my ability to play the system and make myself look better than I really am. Works with women too. I've consistently dated 9/10's being only 6/10. I watch youtube 90% of my day at work and make 160k a year.
what field of business?
my winrar license; i can unrar shit faster with less annoying trial windows
My hand takes a violent hold of my balls and testicles every night at 5:30 AM and jolts me awake.
Wtf, seek help
This is me but unironically
>tech support scam
farming and agriculture.
hurry up faggot. if youre going to do it make the suffering end NOW, not later
balls is one thing, but your testicles too?? yikes!
God damn, that is me in this crypto winter hell.
virgin detected
taking amphetamines (people just think im naturally a hard worker)
>Frozen burritos at Walmart are 700 calories for $1.00. I can get by on one for a day and they taste great.
it's nothing but empty carbs. you are destroying your health user.
says the fucker on neurotoxic chemicals lmao
Digits of protection
Doing everything regardless of the laws
I own a small store, a car and a motorcycle (none of them I have the permits, not even the store)
That's my secret to success, while people pay 3k BRL to make a driver's license here + over 15k in an used car, I paid 2k for my car, used with no docs (not stolen, but there are more tickets attached to this car than its worth) and I drive without a driver's license.
It's easy to win when you spend 2k to drive without instead of +18k (and I didn't even mention how much I saved on my store for running without permission)
>What is not that one thing that gets you behind that you tell everyone about?
nailed it
I don't have anything. I work a lousy call center job for $14.50 an hour and get 6 days off the whole year. I get a dollar raise every year I work there, so assuming I don't get fired because I dared to check my texts when I didn't have a client on the line and wanted to make the pain of existing at my job go away, I will finally be making $42K a year by the time I'm 30.
My only hope is to live like a stray dog and FIRE.
>none of them I have the permits, not even the store
people only get away with stuff like in third world shit hole countries (like Brazil) where laws aren't enforced
Knowing my limitations. I'm not very good at holistic thinking and have to break things down to the simplest concepts before I grasp them. Most people in tech are too impatient and intellectually arrogant to do this, yet it you do it as a matter of course you end up catching many issues they cannot
you sound like such a fucking fag
People can tell. I can spot someone on dexedrine from a fucking mile away.
I get away with this as well, causes me to be bored unless im being productive.
Is that a transgender with a baby?? Yoikes. Is he gay if he's in a relationship with a man?
Alright.
"É melhor pedir perdão do que permissão".
What would happen in your country?
chainlink
this if you are ugly. If you look like chad you'll be treated like some kind of mysterious god
Cops pull you over, seize the car, impound it, issue you a summons (if not arresting you outright) and you go to court. From there you either get fined a shotload, maybe get a slap on the wrist, probation or even jail time. Do it again and you almost certainly get jail time. This is all based on being too much of a poorfag to have a good lawyer.
Here your car just get "arrested" until someone with a driver's license go there and pay for the time it was parked in the gov agency