FUD this

Someone FUD this for me, please.

Proper FUD, not just "it doesn't need a token" or "it's a scam".

Tell me why the fuck this is not a guaranteed, what, 50x or so?

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I couldn't FUD this if I tried sir

Cat can poo in the loo.
Say, Apu, why can’t you?
Dog can poo in the loo.
Can you, Aput? Can you?

Monkey too, can poo in loo.
I say, Apu, why can’t you?

Sloth is slow, slow as glue,
Yet even he, can poo in loo.

Elephant is big and large.
He needs toilet size of barge.
But he is smart compared to you,
For elephant, can poo in loo.

Even Slav who dumb as bricks,
And barely rubs togetehr sticks,
When he needs to go, what he do?
Unlike you, he poo in loo.

Rat is small and lives on streets,
Feasting on discarded treats,
But when it’s time for two,
Even rat can poo in loo.

Lying Jew who says, “Oy vey!”
And cheats and steals all the day,
Yet he knows just what to do,
He takes his poo inside the loo.

Dirty Frenchman smell so bad,
He thinks that soap is just a fad.
Yet he cries aloud, “Mon Dieu!”
And places his poo within the loo.

The time has come for our tale to end,
So let’s remind our Indian friend.
Unless you’re stupid and already knew,
The loo is made for you to poo.

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So far, so good, then.

> cap under $100k
> bittrex and kraken coming
> CMC coming
> new logo/rebrand coming
> fucking everything coming

At these prices, it's ridiculous. I'm in BIG, honestly.

I love lowcaps and it's what I know.

Why would anyone use this instead of openbazaar?

whats the damn coin

It's in the OP, jeez! Bitstash.

>Why would anyone use this instead of openbazaar?

> Why do two of things exist in this world.

Brainlet. Meanwhile, people are buying up at 100k$ cap and prepping for a 50x.

it just went from 2 vits to 26 in a week no way im touching this shit

The site looks like it's from the 90s and has literally no advantage against its competitors. It's just one of the featured shitcoins of the week, it'll never pump.

>it just went from 2 vits to 26 in a week no way im touching this shit

Yet you are probably in coins with a market cap 1000x higher which have made 10,000x those gains, right?

Biz will NEVER learn. Look at what's going to happen next, don't cry about what you missed out on already.

>"it doesn't need a token"
This is a legitimate concern. It's the reason why 90% of shitcoins will fail.

>This is a legitimate concern. It's the reason why 90% of shitcoins will fail.


Yep, better sit this one out. When it pumps to 10mil cap and dumps back to 2mil, you can come and say, "I told you so!"

We will sit and cry with our 20-100x gains, and accept that you were right after all.

You can almost smell the despair. When did you buy, user?

Investing in crypto is like investing in baseball cards, but with even less intrinsic value.

Times have changed. You can't just rely on chinks to mindlessly pump any shitcoin anymore.

>times have changed
yeah thats why lowcaps popping off left and right
just get in early and take profits
were here to make money

Kek, this. IDEX is where all the money is made.

brb ignoring a perfect $100k coin because I literally hate money.

yeah, RLX is a low cap shit coin too. doesn't mean you should buy it. IDEX has a number of super low shitcoins that will never pump because they are garbage. this is one of them. this is legit one of the shittiest shitcoins I've ever seen.
a cryptocurrency marketplace....as if that's never been done before
>nobody uses any of the existing marketplaces because nobody buys shit with crypto.
let's pretend for a moment that there actually was demand for such a thing....why the fuck would you need to use a new token to make purchases....why the fuck wouldn't you just use BTC or ETH...you know....something that actually has liquidity and market support?!?!?! nobody is going to ever buy or sell anything with bitstash. it's the dumbest shit I've seen you fucking pajeets bring to biz all year. there's a reason it's 100k market cap faggot.

the only kind of marketplace that has any demand in crypto is black markets, and for that you sure as hell don't need to launch a new token. BTC or monero work just fine. they can be used like an actual currency. who the fuck buys anything else with crypto besides drugs? we're not here to buy shit, we're here to speculate and grow our meme coin portfolios until we cash out as millionaires next bullrun. why buy bitstash to buy something from their shitty store when you can just use amazon? seriously guys....wtf?

Hopefully they drop the cringey anonymous mask.
Btw. Anonymous is a CIA psyop