What is the greatest country in the world?

you forgot mandatory foreskin tipping at birth

>low taxes
40% is low
>hot chicks
la 400 lbs creatura is hot
>huge geographic variety, everything from beaches to deserts
implying I have wings, driving 3 hours is considered short
>richest muhufugging country in the wurld
people are poor and life is expensive
>if you have money you can still live in a based white neighbourhood or even state (lmao at you eurocucks)
you still can do this without money in europe, just move out of big cities
>guns
worrying about my son getting shot in school
>freedumbs
lgbt creaturas in the street
>land of opportunity
Jow Forums is the land of opportunity, if you can make it in the US working 80h workweeks you can make it anywhere else where 80h workweeks aren't normal (less competition)

>islam bad

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and dying for israel

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topkek

you forgot to add ridiculously xxl sized food made out of sugar and fat.

t. skinny healthy superior euro

How can i short the empire?

>islam good

K

>be american
>fat
>go to school
>get shot
>bill for hospital is 57000$
>student debt 90000$
>start an opiate addiction
>die of HIV

2/10

Switzerland

>actual democracy
>very low tax, no capital gains tax
>we actually are rich (not just deficit spending like US)
>insane salaries, I earn 130k in my first job after graduation
>free education
>almost free healthcare
>landscape is fucking beautiful
>we barely let immigrants in and everybody hates them
>guns (you even receive a SIG 550 after your mandatory military service )
>in the middle of Europe but not in the cuck EU
>neutral so we don't have to deal with you shit

Please tell me again how great your country is.

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>low taxes
32% is low to you? Lmao.

>guaranteed replies from Jow Forumstards

>32% is low to you?
for a first world country? absolutely
of course you can always live in some third world shithole if you cant afford to pay taxes lmao

>cant afford to pay taxes
ahahahahaha this level of COPE

>How can i short the empire?

that's pretty simple. You could short the USD. You could short the S&P. You could invest in something like an Inverse Treasury ETF. I don't think there's many analysts who are bearish on the US though, at least not in the short term.

What backwood part of switzerland are you living in mate?

We are drowned with immigrants, i met less than 10 kids here that have both parents that are swiss, and i've lived here my whole life.

imagine handing over half your income to fund an islamic caliphate lmao the absolute state of eurocucks. and then paying mandatory social security, VAT and god knows what else on top of it hahaha

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this
swissfags always come on here bragging about their shitty mountain jew country but their cities are crawling with darkies

>islam bad

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shoo shoo ahmed
go fuck some goat or whatever you sandpeople like to do

start arguing anytime

Neckbeards with guns are absolutely fucking based. Suck my ballz

Yes we do like to tell people how great our country is, because when we travel and learn about foreign countries we develop a superiority complex, because our countries is managed by far much better than foreign countries but no one talks about us much since we are such a small country.

Switzerland is nigger central

the problem is that youre lying your cities are full with shitskins and you pretend like youre some white haven

I literally said that.

Our nigs and shitskins are extremely well behaved and well educated though.

You can not, by any means, compare them to the african-american atrocities.

NIGGG

>I literally said that.
im talking about the other fag
and its a pattern I noticed with swissfags in general

Most of America is a wasteland with 1950s infrastructure. The majority of the American peoples are absolute plebs.

any country where the only path to wealth is college -> corporate/government is disqualified for anyone who isn't a cuck. in burgerland you can actually build your business from scratch and go somewhere, and that is actual freedom
cue in angry special snowflake answer. i'd pick being a high level npc over sentience any day, earning 130k/y as a 22 yo zoomer beats struggling in vain

anyone who unironically believes this would die in 2 years if forced to live in France/Italy/Spain/Portugal/Greece

I think it is because the immigrants in switzerland integrate well and do not cause problems, very different from france and usa.

The only muslims we have are white albanians, who are very secular.

Only blacks we have are very religious christian believers generally from relatively well educated upper-class african families.

Not really, there are much better transport systems all over europe.

Why would you not be able to start your own business from the ground up in switzerland? Many people I know have been successful at doing that.

>hot chicks
lmao my ass off

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If we institute a universal healthcare system, fix our criminal justice system (includes demilitarizing our police), control our border, rebuild dying infrastructure (hello Flint), stop sucking off billionaires and big industry, and stop pissing our money overseas, America would probably be the greatest country on Earth, maybe human history.

I'm voting Bernie.

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>t.neckbeard with gun

Don't forget to tip your landlord

Are you fucking retarded? The start up scene is huge and Zug in Switzerland is considered the crypto valley Mr. Brainlet

you might be the biggest brainlet on this board desu

Moscow
>both cold winter and hot summer
>hot chicks
>low taxes
>low cost of living compared to the USA and EU
>no niggers at all
>no gays
>extremely small crime rate
>no SJW
>LTE everywhere, NFC everywhere, you can pay with your plastic cards everywhere
>cheap internet (both wired and mobile)
>wide range of restaurants and entertainment
>both modern and 19-20th centruries architecture
>a lot of museums, galleries etc.

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I'm on my way

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