/smg/ stock market general

please make fun of me edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0@gmail.com
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Cringe & Doompilled

I'm cringing @ your bags lmao

>tfw bought at $31
REEEEEEE

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I had bags but now I'm free
There are no bags on me.

Is that you, Jambo Portersow?
I love your Pistachio analysis

>Trump's "Tax Cut" so poorly written that it penalized business that stay in the US
>Rewards businesses for relocating outside the US
AHAHAHA you can't even make this stuff up.

But anyways , decay on Vixes is disgusting and although I do expect it to jump, I fail to see how is it going to 0erform better than options against index or something like that.

So what's the general investing strategy here?

Flipping pump and dump shitstocks?

Anyone do security analysis and value investing?

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