Had a heated argument with parents about why I was still a NEET when my chad brother was killing it at Mckinsey and...

>had a heated argument with parents about why I was still a NEET when my chad brother was killing it at Mckinsey and getting married to some supermodel
>they tell me to go kill myself and “disown” me from the family
>calmly go and get a rope and start tying it on the ceiling in front of them
>confused they ask “w-what are you doing, user...?”
>calmly put the rope around my neck
> “y-you can stop now user...enough fun and games...!”
>jump
> “OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NOOO STOP HIM AHHHHHH EEEEEEEEE”
>get saved
>now on suicide watch 24/7 and can literally do anything I want
>mfw my chad brother gave away his prized Beckett 9 graded shadowless Charizard as a get well present to me
>I opened it in front of him and could feel he was visibly distressed

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based

lmfao. audible kek. love you op.

>on suicide watch
>literally do anything
i can think of something
probably the only correct thing

based NEET

>calmly get a rope

Sides vibrating so hard they are quantumly immortal

Is this the ultimate act of punkness ?

If punkness is now pathetically sad, sure. Verily this is the clowniest timeline

If this is true youre a fucking pussy ass faggot kys

in all fairness, he tried to khs

are you the type that gets a raging hardon for sealed minted cards? this pic trigger you then? lol

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dude, he tried to khs. there's no way you'd have the balls to man up and try to do that. call him what you will,. but he's no pussy

thats not a 1st edition charizard bro.

absolutely 100% based

this is the most based thing ive ever read on the internet

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Based

Hope your brother gets to beat the shit out of you, you pathetic little runt. Maybe once your parents croak.

>killing yourself as performance art
>being lauded for such theatrics
your family is weak and your genetics deserve to perish

lmao its not first edition?
my brother paid like 10k for it apparently

Now this is based

either ur bro larped to you, got robbed or this thread is a larp.

i sincerely hope its one of the first 2

I work in EMS and we had a 16 y/o kid yesterday get into an argument with his father over the phone and he hung himself in his dads bathroom with one of his ties for probably the same reason listed in OP’s post. Trying and elicit a reaction from his parents and get something he wanted. But he ended up fully asphyxiating and dying. Dad came home and found him, cut him down, called 911, and started CPR. We got there and worked him for about 30 mins. Stupid kids, they don’t understand that their actions have consequences and death is absolute; there is no coming back.

Call your parents, bros. Tell them you love them.

>shadowless
>there's a shadow

That's like a $30 card I'm pretty sure

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fuck, you're right... he could have larped me. i know he is an obsessive collector, so its not like he would buy a fake just like that for a huge amount of money. i feel used...

Dont tell me what to do

that's not right, better try to kys again

okay this thread took a turn for cringe

All I do is win, win, win no matter what.

fpbp

oh shit

CAUGHT NIGGA

>chad
>collects pokemons
your brother is only a chad compared to you fren

congratulation! you bought even more misery. it has been accredited to you karma. enjoy.

>Stupid kids, they don’t understand that their actions have consequences and death is absolute; there is no coming back.
that's the point you retard. if you get what you want, great. if not you still get to die.

this

he cute

lmao

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>wear gloves
>card condition is light played at best
>fucking pukemon
This is next level pleb

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>t. incel

fucking not english cards
not gonna make it

> I'm heavier than a fucking charizard

Shit bros I need to get in shape

those things have a fucking GUT

how much is one of those worth? FUCK i had all 151 original pokemon as a kid...including all of the shineys (and that charizard)

Your parents should've killed you themselves.
Nice and slowly, so you regret it.

its not first edition and thus worthless

>Call your parents, bros. Tell them you love them.
Cannot upvote this enough.

[edit] Thanks for the gold kind stranger!