but in all seriousness, if you are young, good looking (groomed), and (most importantly) in great shape, managing a nice non-franchise American bar/restaurant is THE most badass job any normal young person who didnt fall for the University meme can get.
You get to work around hot chicks all day and if you are alpha and dont take their shit and just DO YOUR JOB they will literally fight for your dick.
its seriously a bucket list item for most girls to fuck their boss. I have the most crazy stories from barely legal hostesses telling me I'm making them wet by asserting my dominance to getting a double blowey joey out at the bar with them all.
you become family one big family and literally show up in mobs when you go to bars/clubs. its fucking awesome
ever see those big groups of girls in the lounge area of a club with only 2 or 3 dudes with them? 100% guaranteed one of those guys is the manager and the others are either boyfriends, ONS.
being a decent looking, in shape, restaurant manager gives you an endless supply to pussy and the only reason the restaurant owners say not to sleep with the girls is because they know they cant and are jealous and think it'll bring drama
who in their right min who work in a hot, stinky restaruant over white collar work at a 9-5 with weekends and holidays off? There's a reason restaraunts are staffed by mexicans and braindead failures.
Liam Price
its ok OP i wash dishes too
Kayden James
Holy shit it's this faggot again. Didn't you get humiliated enough in the last thread you masochist cuck? This isn't your personal blog you cringey Nancy boy.
Easton Gutierrez
Possibly the gayest post ever made on Jow Forums.
Mason Bailey
OP is writing this cope essay because his staff all have boyfriends and even though he is their manager they would still rather go home every night and fuck their chad boyfriends. "alpha" working as a resturant manager, lmfao. Alphas do not work in resturants. You're basically at the top of the hierachy for preparing food for people, literally a womans job you little bitch.
Austin Rogers
>Restaurant Manager Trashiest job ever. Sure, there are hot roasties around but it's still a shit paid job.
Adrian Ramirez
I'm going to let you in on a little secret OP. When you're a young, good looking, in shape male, you're going to be able to slam pussy no matter where you work. sorry you fell for the restaurant manager meme. must be tough giving up your evenings and weekends for shit pay.
Kayden Peterson
AAAAAAA I resent my life choices now!
Elijah Smith
absolutely clobbered
Matthew Walker
not only that, OP is trying to convince us that managing roasties is a fun job. kek
John Nelson
How would you know this as an incel?
Jason Stewart
Restaurant staff definitely do fuck each other all the time, it's the one perk of that mind-numbing, monotonous low paying job. Well that and the free food. But you'd have to be nuts to aim for that job.
Dylan Ortiz
you'd be surprised who browses here
Jason Ross
How does that address my question, incel?
Aiden Evans
HAHA the deep sea welder meme of 2019
Hunter Stewart
How many times are you going to write this shit thread
Jack Jenkins
Cringe.
Christopher Diaz
1960s: astronaut 1970s: rock star 1980s: computer nerd 1990s: stock trader 2000s: rapper 2010s: deep sea welder 2020s: restaurant manager
>I need to make this thread everyday to receive the recognition that I don’t get at work
Adrian Sullivan
my job is easy and I work with hot chicks. better than sitting in a chair all day eriting "code". sad salt
Kayden Wilson
im giving back to the community by informing fellow young adults of this golden opportunity of fun and success
it is my duty, as not very many people are young adults managing restaurants
Aaron Jones
this. i was a bartender at a restaraunt for two years. it was the easiest pussy in my life
Jackson Scott
>Restaurant Management >literally THE most alpha job hahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
Eli Watson
You sound like my loser friend in highschool. He too likes to fuck his family members... Gross.
Matthew Robinson
chicken legs.
and working in a restaurant sucks you have stockholm syndrome
Grayson Cox
you're projecting. desu, I got laid since this thread was posted.
Charles Long
>I have a specific situation to talk about >every similar situation would be the same outcome.
I’ve seen your threads a few times now. No one cares. You’re literally bragging anonymously to other anonymous strangers that don’t know or care if you’re larping (which you likely are).
Shiggity diggity.
Pro tip: if you’re really living the life you wouldn’t care to brag about it, especially on a Serbian yak saddle enthusiasts’ online-swap-meet.
Elijah Nelson
Business Insider is writing a story about restaurant managers.
Ayden Evans
The cope is real haha, you're not a manager you are a wagie one level above the other wagies. Enjoy that shithole job bro. You're never going to make it bossing around roasties and dropouts who are just waiting to snap for a chance to knock your dumbass out.
Tyler Lewis
he's not even a real manager. just some neet larper baiting retards for shits and giggles
Jeremiah Harris
Mcdonalds shift manager here
Young women will literally fuck you to get better hours and have days off. It literally should be illegal to have this much control and dominion over young highschool and college pussy.
lulz. bro, why do you work? its to make money, correct? and why do you want to make money? so you can have nice things? why do you want nice things? to impress people and maybe find a nice girl? have a nice social circle?
bro, you're wasting your life slaving away over something I go to work and get. You'll never have the circle of friends that a restaurant makes. you'll never have fun at work. you'll never use your job as a literal tool to get hot early 20s pussy.
the people you work with are mostly dudes and the women are all old. you aren't friends with them. you dont go to bars with them. you live a boring mundane life like 99% of the population.
restaurant life is a way out. you make friends EASILY, you work with young hot girls, you all get drunk together and flirt at work and NOTHING gets said about it.
i feel bad for you white color robots. you'll never know this feel
Isaiah Martin
It's true, if you're literally young and in shape it doesn't matter what you do. Back in my 20s I worked retail and was fucking hot girls left and right. I have a great job now with house, car, good lifestyle and I don't feel like there's a girl I can't get. Basically, if you have the right attitude and take care of yourself your job doesn't matter
Owen Hall
>who in their right min who work in a hot, stinky restaruant over white collar work at a 9-5 with weekends and holidays off? lemme know when your office job lets you do speed in the back room with the boss
Landon Wright
Based and woke
Ethan Wilson
Imagine worshipping a smelly, diseased box and using it as an incentive to determine what you do for a living..
The sorry state of some Jow Forumstards...
Eli Stewart
imagine thinking "diseased box" comes to mind when thinking about pussy
the absolute celibacy of inlcels
Ian Sanchez
this needs memed. someone put a smug pepe face on the maanger and crying wojaks in the back flipping burgers
make it happen
Christian Reed
>audible kek OP BTFO
Samuel Butler
You think working with used up dropouts void of any real dreams is a good social circle? My social circle is college friends who all work at our own financial firms, real estate, and accountants who work on our own time with our clients. We go to restaurants and chat on our free time while making fun of you.
Wyatt Roberts
why would you spend your free time talking about dropouts?
Aiden Perry
because we are having fun, something restaurant minions pretend to do
Joseph Gutierrez
he meant a restaurant you fucking mongoloid
Isaac Phillips
This. Thread hidden
Nathan Green
no, he definitely means a pussy. you dont use a restaurant as an incentive to work at a restaurant, good try though you fucking retard
Alexander Reed
sounds lame af.
also most of these girls are in college and wait tables to have some extra money. instead of hanging around boring nerds like yourself they spend their free time chilling and getting fucked up with co-workers aka me.
you can try to spin this however you want but the fact is im right. these college girls would rather hang out with their fucking boss than with you. why? because im fucking cool. period
Leo Diaz
>Young women will literally fuck you to get better hours and have days off.
asking to be #metoo. women will regret the sex later on trust me.
Landon Butler
Its pasta from last week
Charles Diaz
you get to bag a bunch of disgusting, smelly, stupid roasties while getting cucked out of your precious time for low end wage bux? what a life!!!
Anthony Cooper
sounds lame af. also most of my friends dont talk about their bfs for 8+ hours while dreading working for some dumbfuck . Instead of whining and trying to find ways to take tomorrow off we spend our free time making fun of OP and partying. ou can try to spin this however you want but the fact is im right. adults wants to hang out make some money and enjoy life and not serve people that are better than them and beg for tips. Why? because you have a dead end job.
Nolan White
this is good bait
Tyler Baker
oh you want to talk about the boyfriends? bro, the ones who have boyfriends love me the most. and im cool as fuck with their boyfriends. theyre fuckin waitresses bro. they have men flirting with them all day long. who do you think steps in when its getting too personal? me, shithead. im their white knight in shining armor mother fucker. you have any idea how much free beer I get? free golf? shit im sure some of the bf's would let their girl suck me off because of my role in their life. get real, slick rick. you know fuckall about the restaurant life. any girl you date has more than likely waited tables in the past. how are my sloppy seconds cuck? I get em while theyre in school and you get em when the graduate LULZ
Isaiah Mitchell
> Im their white knight lol
Colton Perez
i second that motion!
Justin Rodriguez
>only okay paying job that I'm fucking qualified for is wagecuck manager since I have a ServaSafe certificate for Food Management with the National Guard Bros I don't want to end up like OP where he seems like a sad fuck coping. Is this job actually shit?
This sounds like actual hell. Anyone that this would appeal to is undeniably subhuman.
Ian Parker
Literally any well paying job can get you pussy, and you won't have to work at a fucking restaurant to do it. Go to any bar, see who pulls more, the lawyer or the restaurant manager
Ayden Morales
>You get to work around hot chicks all day and if you are alpha and dont take their shit and just DO YOUR JOB they will literally fight for your dick. lmao falling for a waitress. Nigga, they're scamming you. I had a friend of mine who worked part time at hooters while she was in nursing school and she told me that she would pretend to be nice to her boss just so she could get free food, drinks, and extra tips.
All the girls that work at restaurants use their good looks and trick beta fags like you.
Leo Foster
Congrats OP, everyone here just wants to write shitty code or pray that their shitcoins hit the moon. Good work doing a job you enjoy and reaping the benefits of it. Although I'll argue that most jobs with young women will have them throwing themselves at you. I was working at a private academy teaching students and the receptionist girls would always try to "hang out" with me because I was the only guy there who didn't look like a fucking pedofag.
I'm going a different route and will be a doctor in a year. Hopefully I can just pull thots by telling them I'm a doctor and cycle through young pussy that way.
How attractive are you my dude? I'm good looking and have a big dick but am a total manlet so I wonder how'd I do in a position like yours.
the better looking of the 2. what, you think a girl is going to bang ther lawyer just because he has money? are you 10? if anything the girl is going to hold out on the lawyer and only give up her pussy when she's guaranteed something out of it.
>nigga first off kill yourself
second, yeah totally scamming me by sucking my dick for free food lmao yeah man thats totally it pftthahaha what fucking fat whores do you talk to?
Connor Peterson
>just because he has money Yes. Girls literally fuck whoever has money. Its sounds unbelievable but it really is that easy to impress women
Bentley James
>girls will fuck who has money >it sounds unbelievable teenager with zero social experience detected
Ryan Nguyen
Stop projecting. It is unbelievable to you, since you disagreed with me when I said bitches would go for money over restaurant managers. Deep down you know this or you wouldn't be making such a shitty thread to justify your own shitty "career"
Daniel Allen
Literally delusions of grandeur. This like my chihuahua thinking he’s as bad ass as my German Shepard.
I think you might be schizophrenic. And by might I do of course mean: are. Bragging about managing a restaurant on biz. Hahahahahahahahahah. Fuck me we've reached levels of cope I never knew existed.
Camden Reyes
bro I work with the chicks rich people try to pick up. your assumption (which is all that it is) is based off of nothing more than what your little internet friends tell you. i talk to these girls first hand. they hold out until the guys with money either 1) take them shopping 2) take them on vacation until they put out. these girls literally joke about replying to texts from these guys with their venmo.
i dont pay for sex, bucko. chad feels
Gabriel Cox
if anything its narcissism but good try.
i sense jealousy, more so envy considering youre probably a 4/10 on a good day
Andrew Gomez
Meh objectively I'm like a 6, 7 on a good day. But this isn't about me, this is about you setting up camp on planet cope :). I reckon you're a manically depressed schizo and this is your only social interaction. Cy@.
Ayden Ramirez
whatever floats your boat, uggo. this thread obviously struck a chord with you. if I had to guess I'd say you work some bum ass job and are envious, which makes you envious of some "manically depressed schizo". thats pretty fuckin sad bro. peace
Jaxon Sanchez
>better than sitting in a chair all day eriting "code" No it's not.
i work as a server at a restaurant and it is literally killing me.
Jacob Brown
pussy
Oliver Bell
you sit in chair all day
i flirt with hot girls all day
Jack Parker
my perspective on this thread is, as a restaurant owner/manager, you are correct on the easy pussy, but the work is brain dead work that makes me go insane.
I would sooner gouge my eyes out than work in another kitchen. As soon as I graduate I'm out of this and it kills me that I'm going to waste 2 years of good experience building time in a field I would sooner commit suicide than actually use to find another job in. People who choose to be a chef as a career are fucked in the head. You work harder longer hours for less pay than many non college but skilled positions.
