It's happening. My work is putting in "pods", literally and unironically I'm going to go in every morning and slave in a fucking wage cage. fuck my life.
It's happening. My work is putting in "pods"...
Joshua Hernandez
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James Ross
Nice fartbox
Blake Sullivan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joshua Hill
That's a shitty chair
Daniel Bennett
This can't be real.
James Williams
sadly it is. ugh fuuuck. 1 btc says that this is going to be the norm in 10 years in every office. I need to make it. and soon..
Xavier Ward
at least you'll have privacy
Joseph Lopez
Fuck dude are you kidding? I would take a 10% pay cut to sit in one of those bad boys instead of the shit open office layout we have at work.
Brody Bennett
kek
Jeremiah Brooks
I wish I had a pod at the office I work in OP. That would help so much with distractions from my loud annoying coworkers, and also make them come over and try to bullshit with me less often.
Pods would be the shit.
Jacob Robinson
There are camera's watching your every movement and analyzing your biometrics.
Bentley Hernandez
Privacy?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You think they will give you a personal computer?
Enjoy your remote desktop, everything recorded user.
((MALEFIC)) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Julian Bell
why do they hate the cubicles
something boomers actually did right
Thomas Butler
lmao!!
Jason Reed
you have your phone
Cameron White
That's a pretty good idea. If I were the CEO, I'd put "Pods" for my workers to sleep and shower in and wakes them up at a certain time. That way they all my workers wouldn't have to waste money on an apartment and commuting. It would kind of be like literal jail but they'll never notice if I decorate it well. I would track every aspect of their lives and gamify it and give them goodboy points for exhibiting the behaviors that I like.
Aaron Sullivan
I think that's where the world is headed. Basically serfdom 2.0.
Carter Perry
at least this nigga is a financially responsible father of three what can you say about your sorry ass?
Cameron Smith
Not after they implement GAZE protocol. Break eye contact with monitor and you will be penalized.
Brayden Davis
I like how despite needing to do less work most offices have transferred into enforcing looking like you're working harder.
Landon Peterson
I'm a financially responsible father of 0. I just hate going in to work.
Jason Watson
Haven't studies shown that having more breaks lead to greater productivity
Hunter Cooper
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why are you not an educated black man ?
Christopher Thompson
I have these in my office, they're soundproof phone booths that employees can use although people set up camp there sometimes for like 3 hours and bring in their laptops
Austin Myers
Delete this. Fuuuuuuu
Henry Perry
Already have these cuckpods where I work.
They are used for Skype calls / phone calls so people don't shout in the open office.
Why can't they just make fucking rooms.
Anthony Bailey
you introvert losers live in your head anyways, what difference does it makes?
Jayden Lee
Open plan has failed, this will become the new norm and that's a good thing. Having your back to a wall is far less stressful than a shitty open office.
Cameron Anderson
$/sqft my nigga, execs and investors gotta get paid
Jose Carter
looks comfy to be honest... it looks like a good way to avoid normie interaction.
Grayson Campbell
Salary Cell
Work Window
Productivity Pod
Cry Canister
Depression Drum
Violent thoughts Vessel.
Grayson Morris
im banging their mom
Jace Diaz
Get in the wagie cagie
Jayden Edwards
How is it that literally 5 years ago they got rid of cubicles because the "open collaborative" workplace was supposed to bring more efficiency, now they are probably going back to this because it's supposed to bring more efficiency.
HR is retarded.
Cameron Lopez
>Uh uh user, the wagecube doesn't unlock until you submit your code review.
Ryder Cox
nice dude ill write a story about this what is your nickname
John Parker
My bad, has it right. Salary cell.
Ryan Lewis
Looks uncomfortable as fuck. If the door wasn't see through it would be better (but still bad).
Justin Robinson
I'm 36 and already at acceptance but I have 4 kids.
This pic is so true it hurts.
Brayden Green
See en.wikipedia.org
Isaac Morales
Humans are already doing the same thing in the open concept.
I feel bad for you paper pushers/IT crowd that have to go through this literal circus. I work in a pharma lab and by nature of my work, I'm usually in a big open room doing experiments with people coming and going depending on if they need to run an experiment there or not. I'm also on my feet that entire time. For some reason that isn't really that terrible, because I do have a cubicle to process data at so i do have some escape
Jeremiah Wood
Cuz you can fit like 4 of these in one cube
Parker Rodriguez
just put an curtain to bat all day
Lucas Parker
PLS DELETE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Lincoln Ramirez
looks comfy af. much better than open officers and having to listen to your annoying coworkers bitch and whine all day
Ryan Edwards
28 and at shock level
lmfao never gonna make it. decision makers don't want "new innovative products". they want calculated risks at minimum levels. we're not going to be replaced by robots. they make us robots.
Evan Williams
lmao at biz thinking wage cages are a recent invention
Justin Watson
I've never been an office guy but those open air offices would stress me the fuck out. How do you get anything done.
Jason Smith
Still beats open office design
Cooper Taylor
This. All these blue collar wagies have no idea. The open office trend is much worse than cubicles. Surrounded by faggots and fat roasties all day with nowhere to escape.