Show me your watch and I will tell you who you are

Show me your watch and I will tell you who you are.

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>Not an Apple Watch 4
anti-utilitarian fag.

Me and Elon Musk figured out how to read time of a phone, boomer.

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henlo

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Watches are for literal boomers. Just use your cell phone or a nearby clock.

ugly

ewww those pores

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When you get older you will realize the value of being able to check the time, frequently, without others knowing that you are doing it.

Nice one, very classy

Patrician choice

ok

^
Watches are for paramedics, people born in the 40's, and try hard posers.

cringe

not my pic lel

Tag chads reporting in

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nah bro, empty wrists are no good. why would you not wear the only acceptable form of jewlery for men?

Cool watch

I was thinking about buying a rolex but I discovered girls dont make the difference between a 2,000$ watch and a 10,000$ watch, also too much fake rolex

I love AP's and Patek's but it's too much money for one watch, better buy 10 more BTC

>jewlery
faggot

Who am I?

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I guess. Everyone does their own thing. I try not to judge, but it's really hard not to judge when you are keenly aware of the underlying consumerist insecurity that drives these purchases.

I actually make my money selling to this exact psychological need, only for women. I feel like men, that aren't faggots, shouldn't be driven by the same pathological compulsion to demonstrate faux-status, generally by putting themselves in debt.

I liked this one because of how it looks, something about the aesthetics.

Looking back, it would have been a better investment to buy an Omega, they keep their value better than Tag.

Yup I love the seamaster but anyway, tag's are good too and it's not the same price

next bullrun we will buy an omega

Bought this shit when i was 18 and just got a door to door alarm sales job, didn't sell enough alarms and got sent home for the summer, ever since then its been collecting dust. Worst 300$ I ever spent, wish i would've been smart enough to know and buy eth

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what the fuck

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lol so all the kings and nobility of history were faggots? alexander napoleon hitler etc.?

Imagine being this uptight and repressed and insecure

titties

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I agree, thats why I like seikos.

>cheap
>all the functionality of a watch
>all the niftness of a mechanical movement
>makes you look objectively better and more professional

If I ever bought another one the only one I'd consider buying is pic related.

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Literally this

What model is that?

fuck you get out

cringe

nice one

sometimes I feel bad having a 2,000$ when I talk to my old friends still wagecucking and sometimes people tell me im a poorfag because its only 2,000$ (here for example) - desu I bought this watch in Colombia in February 2018, I was full on hopium and I still like it.

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Rolex daytona, i wouldn't get one with diamonds, because thats what a nigger would do. The rainbow sapphires are pretty awesome though.

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Stupid nigger, you think id really spend 100k+ on a watch? That's only if [redacted] goes to 10k$ a piece.

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Wanna be fuckin iron man zoomer gtfo faggot.

Cartier

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comfy choice
but im too old for this I think

Keep calm Jamal O'connell de Pequenhio
its ok you will buy a gold rolex with pink diamonds when LINK will moon

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Nice but not my style
is Cartier even swiss?

Cartier is Swiss desu.

>use your cell phone HURR DURR *shits in pants*

The wrist watch was literally invented so we didn't have to take something out of our pockets to check the time. You're not smart, you're not funny, you're a fucking idiot.

Thinking of adding this to my collection. Thoughts?

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How old are you?

IWC is a strong choice, very good watches

28

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are you in the army?

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Kek no but I see where your going with this

based and redpilled

but your arm hair are strange

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he's fat
t. med student

Casio F-91W Master Race

you should eat more

nah bro I was just trying to say this watch is not the best if you want to find a classy girlfriend, for the same price you can have very good watches like SEIKO's but if you like it just keep it, may be you are already married too

>1.21 GIGGAWATS!

Not married ...this is a poor mans breitling navitimer ..that's what I'm gonna get once I have more cash..got this at a pain shop in Detroit for $200

Pawn*

Lol homo paneer detected

>all these shitty no-name brands
*dabs on your thread*

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mom's basement

if it was written "walmart" would you wear it?

everyone has different tastes and if you like breitling's I can understand why you like this watch so much

Nothing special but I like it. Best automatic diver for under $500 imo. Accurate movement, sapphire crystal and solid endlinks for $300 is a steal.

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But to be honest most of the time you'll catch me wearing this. Had it for almost 10 years and I really love it. We've been thru a lot together. Some of the best $15 I ever spent

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nice
looks like a seiko desu

>if it was written walmart would you wear it
cope

Orient is owned by the Seiko group but they very much do their own thing.

I still have a 30$ casio I bought when I was in army

I wear it when I travel to dangerous / poor countries

good investment too

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If I had this watch I would sell it, I don't like it but may be its inheritance so you cannot...

I would love to own a patek but not this one.. more a nautilus

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that shit fake

jelly

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good for working out / good for everyday too

very good choice

Some old-ass Rolex I bought for lulz.
Still have never worn in in public since I think it's a bit cringe to show off watches.
But I've been thinking to use it as a gold digger bait.
Might be good enough for sub-90 IQ women.

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typical rolex owner
nouveau riche

How do you guys cope with being an armlet?

t. zoomer
5.5/10
you will grow up mate

buying watches

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The same way I cope by being a gigamanlet, by humiliating autistic lanklets with my wit and extrovertism in social situations.

Honestly... ;)

Is everyone white here? I imaged more brown people

watches were made to distinguish white and brown people

t.boomer
33/10
Already grown.
I'm not your mate buddy.

hurrr durrr if nautilus had written Walmart on it would you wear it?

If all you care about is impressing other people then just buy a fake. You buy a real Patek because you appreaciate the craftmanship and the things you can't see.

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Why should I wear a watch?

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>You buy a real Patek because you appreciate the craftsmanship

Oh my fucking god the delusion

>nice one
You have the eye of a sand nigger.

A square watch...

There's nothing wrong with wanting to be thin as a male.

By being incredibly intelligent and possessing quick wit.

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Aquaracer master race

(too lazy to take pic)

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Whats wrong with what he said? Its amazing what goes into making luxury watches.

Are you a human?