Which is better a 401k or RothIRA?

>tfw the baby had the umbilical cord around is neck like a rope and dropping could've unironically hanged himself.

>Gotta love how YouTube is okay with that video that it's still up
It should be up, it's educational. This is why organised society is important, to cushion the rest of us from crazies. Aren't you glad you were born in a hospital now? Instead of being dropped on your fucking head as your literal first experience of the world.

Idk if I'm convinced

>be american
>first experience of the world is having your foreskin sliced off
I'll take my chances with the ground, thanks

Babies are surprisingly soft and cushy, the fall probably didn't do any damage at all.

the woman's a doctor, pretty sure she knows better than almost every neet on this god forsaken board

that position is a million times easier due to gravity. also that woman is insane good at giving birth, so.

Baby doesnt cry or even appear to be alive.

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