> Adelyn Zhou is a business leader and bestselling author who is passionate about the intersection of marketing, automation, and the future of independent work. She has consulted for some of the world's largest companies and fastest growing startups on growth and applied artificial intelligence. She is recognized as a top influencer by Forbes, Entrepreneur, Inc., Wired, Hubspot and others. She started her career at the Boston Consulting Group and later led growth efforts at Amazon (Quidsi), Nextdoor, and Eventbrite. She is an internationally recognized speaker at conferences such as SXSW, CES, Inbound, DLD, and more.
Automated marketing assisted by AI, think AI generating memes. Attends SXSW, leftie central.
She doesn't do anything really, there is an AI living in the chainlink network, that redacts all the posts and all the material, that's why you see typos, it's just the AI learning
How many times per day does she give head to the big boy?
Nicholas Peterson
I was gonna mention delphi. Still not entirely sure what the fuck they're up to.
Nathan Hall
She was the one going on about how you should "think like a white man". Seems a bit too focused on that identity shit to be a good business person.
Brayden Perry
She probably does it for free too
Jason Myers
It's a pretty massive redflag. Even more so when you consider Chainlink's celebrity status on /biz may not be an accident for them. I sense a deeper motive than shilling shitcoins.
Nicholas Lee
Shut up you delphi fag
Juan Russell
prolly after mcdonalds lunch when they drink together in the office alone... my guess is once
James Jenkins
Adelyn is very pretty!
Chase Young
After Adelyn failed the spelling bee she was disowned by her family for committing a grave Chinese sin. Her father told her that he no longer had a daughter and her entire family turned their back on her. Distraught with nowhere to turn she headed back to the campus, her place of shame. It began raining then, silver streaks that hid her tears as she struggled to stay warm. Sergey found her cold and wet clutching a damp dictionary trying to memorize the words while shivering from the cold. Sergey saved her that day and brought her to a place where spelling doesn't matter. A place where people do as they please without caring for the rest of the world. Adelyn still keeps that dictionary on her bookshelf at the chainlink office in San Francisco. You can't really read the book as the words are all smeared and the pages are stuck together, but Adelyn keeps it anyway as it reminds her of that special moment when Sergey rescued her.
On a scale of 1 to Krishna, how needful of a sir are you?
Kevin Kelly
> missed smart contacts not going to make it
Gabriel Jenkins
Chainlink nodes will be run by an AI.
Leo Campbell
Holy shit, an insider. Quick, somebody post trips
Andrew Wood
Virgen De Guadalupe
Aiden Lopez
she's thicc. Sergey hired her cause he's an incel (except prostitutes) with an asian fetish.
Ryan Perez
Kek
Angel Wright
show vagene
Lincoln Gutierrez
I figure this is the long term plan. It doesn’t make much sense to have humans managing nodes if you just need to setup an adapter to an api, Manage the cost of making api calls, and manage node uptime and maintenance. Seems like a lot for an AI to handle in the near term but once someone automates node operation, it’s straight up neet life for us
Carson Gomez
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Grayson Brooks
Too old, would not fuck
Anthony Ward
sergey has weird tastes after 30+ years of inceldom. His hooker habit only started after he got the ICO money.
Jason Peterson
>he doesn't know about the couch surfing girls oh no no no
Dylan Johnson
do we have any intel on these thots? Where are they now? What were their names?
