/smg/ - Stock Market General

Attached: 1501022160546.jpg (225x224, 11K)

>when over 2800 market enters so called "death zone" (above 8000 meters) where there is no enough oxygen levels to breathe ;)

lololol :))

Attached: 1387900219671_chloes-infectious-laugh.gif (312x290, 3.39M)

whats the plan for tomorrow?

Attached: Bd93Us2CQAAWSup.jpg (600x600, 28K)

>Are we just gonna pretend like all that crabbing didn't happen and jump up to 290?

YES

futures are GWEEN

there's enough shitposting everywhere else on this site, imo

Watch my APPL calls make it rain

pancakes w/ bear sausage

thin volume could flip to open too

You see, you will make no progress trying to fight the market. It's like being a ssilor shouting abuse at the sea. You can yell statistics at it all you like, scream that it's being stupid and needs to smarten up, but it won't change a thing.

Holy fuck i could go for a waffle with a side of bacon right now.

Why not just buy Apple and DRIP to retirement?

newfag here.
Are there people here actually making a living day trading and stuff like that? Or is that not possible?

Any good telecoms other than T worth keeping in a dividend portfolio? Using m1 to make a few long term portfolios for divies

Attached: 1553719629800.jpg (800x1258, 287K)

Bullish Bias

Attached: naz32.png (800x600, 486K)

it's possible, but not probable. any edge that you think you have has already been analyzed in 2m simulations 14 different ways. it's more about risk management than anything else.

Yeah but its not the easy money people think it is. Its more stressful than a normal full time job,

It's possible but you need a lot of starting money to do it in a sustainable way that is reasonably protected against drawdown.

verizon isn't going anywhere soon

probably gunna wake up.. jerk off my morning woody.. check the markets and shit post a little in /smg/ then make some coffee and toast.. make some phone calls to some business associates.. check the markets again then head off to do some jobs... I'll probably go out to lunch with this girl that always just wants to do blow, drink, and fuck...spend a couple more hours finishing a couple more jobs then probably come back home and shit post for a little more and then fuck around in garden.. then will probably drink a couple beers and bbq some burgers... then i'll probably call this other girl over to watch some netflix and chill.. will probably actually invite her over for burgers.. then.. i'll probably wake up and do something similar on tuesday

Whats your plan?

Attached: 1519655872324.png (509x911, 159K)

Is there a site that tracks legal actions involving large cap companies? For instance T is being sued for misleading customers with their "5Ge" marketing. It would be nice if there was a place to go to find out what the next deadline is for any given legal proceeding.

Attached: 1529989413980.jpg (768x1892, 316K)

high altitudes market participants might get mountain madness and sudden moves more likely

Attached: Vega exposure March 2019.jpg (597x457, 39K)

participant on his (not very convinging) way to the dath zone :)

youtube.com/watch?v=7j0i1USM8xU

So when it happens the big boys will dump hard and fast, yes?

Do we start trimming our big boy index funds now? 10% every other week or some such thing?

I'm using finviz.com/screener.ashx to screen stocks and I'd like to know if anyone on here has fined tuned it to find the best stocks out there.

I think Big5 posted some parameters once but it was really short.

Attached: internettara-DU0G_K3VAAAmkr-.jpg (741x568, 69K)

Oh god that face. She’s basically my high school ex and the one that got away.

I hate you. I hate my life. I’ll never be good enough. I’m going to die alone and it’s what I deserve. Just end it end it end it endededdededit

Jk but not really

>She’s basically my high school ex and the one that got away.
>I hate my life. I’ll never be good enough. I’m going to die alone and it’s what I deserve.

just move on
you're never going to see her again and she doesn't think about you, accept it and find someone else

not saying this in a way that puts her "above you" in any way, just saying for your sake
it's the truth

fuck cron better not jump tomorrow like every other stock from this china news

Dude it sounds like you went balls deep

Why did I become a bear? I feel like a loser now. Fuck China, the fed, and finally fuck bulls.

Hadn’t thought about her in ages, she was a dead ringer for this girl though

Oh she absolutely doesn’t think about me but it wouldn’t be impossible to arrange a meetup. Unfortunately I’m not as fun or attractive as I was back then, and my future isn’t as bright.

Attached: 7E73B980-F026-4058-AECF-71D1FE642F1A.jpg (660x680, 58K)

Just remembered I had a dream about her a few weeks ago or so. Guess I do think about her sometimes.

Either way, nothing will come of dwelling on it like this
Also, you're probably thinking about an idealized image of her, rather than what she actually is

maybe mountain madness got you :)

to the leaf who asked about easy tracking ACB - you can use adjustedcostbase.ca

hurr purr hurr purr

youtube.com/watch?v=RHgnYmYFuf0

>Are there people here actually making a living day trading and stuff like that? Or is that not possible?
>Are there people here
>here
Uhhh, probably not.
I think LCIguy goes fucking hard on the stocks, but even he's a business owner or some shit like that.
idk what ratsu is all about.

take solace in the fact that Chinas data was off of 600+ billion USD in stimulus they created in Jan.

The infinite bull run wont last forever.

>idealized version
Fsho. Which only makes me want to see her more, to see what I couldn’t see way back when.

But really I’d like to move on. Find someone new. Maybe should start a tinder or okcupid or some shit.

Go back to sleep bobo. Bears who wake from hibernation too soon don’t survive the harsh winter.

I fuck around with ~$60,000.00 just to shake out $1,000-ish on moves.

When I read this thread it makes me want to flip short
If we open +1% I'm going to start considering selling selling selling

Attached: 5abad6159015f.jpg (1920x1080, 165K)

>But really I’d like to move on. Find someone new. Maybe should start a tinder or okcupid or some shit.
Try coffee meets bagels.
Tinder has a bad female to male ratio. Plus, they just created that height verification shit, but I don't see anything about weight verification anywhere.

>idk what ratsu is all about.
not making a living, its a Hobby like Cutting coupons or ships in a bottle

Attached: 1999.jpg (408x876, 148K)

>but even he's a business owner or some shit like that

I think he sells drugs as well
He definitely did at some point, he got a felony charge related to it iirc

BLISTERING FUTURES ARE NOT STOPPING

BULL

BULL

BULL

Attached: 6e26c60d444a9dac63.jpg (349x387, 20K)

>not making a living, its a Hobby like Cutting coupons or ships in a bottle
That's the way to do it.
I thought you were fucking around with a lot of cash though.

>I think he sells drugs as well
I think I recall this.
I don't think it was ever something serious.
>He definitely did at some point, he got a felony charge related to it iirc
Wow, I don't recall that being a thing

You never go full bear, faget, you NEVER go full bear.

>height verification
Kek
Makes sense that they have to address female concerns though, if they lose them it’s all fucked. Real curious about how height verification works.

Men will keep coming back regardless of weights, and HAES means weight is entirely genetic and out of an individual’s control. But a man’s height is merit based.

no most of my money is in a passive income vehicle not related to stocks

warosu.org/biz/thread/S12428780#p12430581

he is a felon, but I can't remember him saying what it was for (I assume selling drugs tho, so maybe I read something about it)

>i spend a lot of time in mexico..

hmm
really gets the noggin joggin

snitch

zoomers love telling about other people's business
I don't get it

>another episode of tripfag general

>snitch

this is an anonymous forum, it's in no way linked to his real identity

it's in no way related to the stock market
if all you trips want to gossip make an IRC or something

Futures are ridiculous
>when your predictions are 100% correct but you didn't go all in because you made shitty panic calls earlier in the week

Should've double downed friday

that l in your id is a capital I, copypaste the first 4 letters into google

>shit woe

that face tells me she's probably gunna be fat after she has a kid and gets a little older...

>Men will keep coming back regardless of weights, and HAES means weight is entirely genetic and out of an individual’s control. But a man’s height is merit based.
Kek how fucking ass backwards our society has become.
Can't fucking get on a girl's case about her weight, lest your some kind of bigot, but a girl can harangue you all fucking day if you fudge your height a little

My only worry is that futures will pump us up a whole percent a open which will subsequently result in a cascading dump the kills the momentum

>passive income vehicle
Elaborate.
CDs?
A treasury ladder?
Does somebody handle it for you? I've heard of many banks having a fixed income group.

>I think LCIguy goes fucking hard on the stocks, but even he's a business owner or some shit like that.
I have a business that deals with funding small publicly traded companies. My business associates find it odd that I invest in the open market when I have so much money going through the back door of a lot of companies

I don't sell drugs.. I used to.. been raided a few times.. they finally caught me and I did jail time for selling cocaine and heroin. when I was 19.. i don't sell drugs anymore.. all legal monies.. but i do snort drugs more than a few times a month..

Wt r u doin w/ ur lief, fgt?

Attached: coldsteel.jpg (800x450, 43K)

>i don't sell drugs anymore.. all legal monies

That's good, I imagine it was a pretty stressful occupation

We tried; it bombed.
Go to bed, Simon.
Mommy made tendies and it's way passed your bedtime now

i rent out equipment to hollywood. All the movies you see usually use my equipment
Its not something the normal person can do

Attached: xddxdx.png (503x665, 223K)

>I have a business that deals with funding small publicly traded companies. My business associates find it odd that I invest in the open market when I have so much money going through the back door of a lot of companies
I thought it was some kind of construction company.
>funding small publicly traded companies
Sounds like business loans / buying corporate bonds.
Publicly traded probably means pink-sheet sized.
>My business associates find it odd that I invest in the open market when I have so much money going through the back door of a lot of companies
Probably because it sounds like an opportunity for insider trading, if it's a prop shop kinda thing rather than a construction company

>I don't sell drugs.. I used to.. been raided a few times.. they finally caught me and I did jail time for selling cocaine and heroin. when I was 19.. i don't sell drugs anymore.. all legal monies.. but i do snort drugs more than a few times a month..
Wow. That sounds intense for 19 fucking years old.

>harangue you all day
What? No. That would mean she gives a shit.

To the women it matters to, that’s just means those men are virtually nonexistent. Unless they have billions and heavy social proof. Or cocaine I guess, I hear some women are really into that.

fuck, i probably should update that calendar soon

procrastination always seems to get the best of me

at least theres some of the good ones this time

Attached: Tripfag unsorted rankings&roster.jpg (929x845, 86K)

>That's good, I imagine it was a pretty stressful occupation
I was only robbed once.. I was selling this guy Oxy.. he wanted me to put 3 in a cigarette sulfane.. which i thought was weird and he was like.. can i see them.. i was like.. man.. they're real.. i got this weird fucking vibe from him.. so i told my buddy that came out real quick to wait right here and tried to say it in a way like i don't trust this guy.. anyway.. my buddy was like hhhurr duurr i gotta go inside.. right when he got to the door the guy snatched the bag from my hand and started his car, I held onto the bag with my left hand and was hanging out this guys car pounding him in the face with my right hand like super fucking hard his buddy was steering and he was just pressing on the gas.. the guy was going fast as fuck.. I let go about 100 yards down the street and tumbled out of the car and got all fucked up.. I got up and started running back to the house and my buddy was like wtf just happend i was like you fucking dumb ass why didn't you stay out here like i fucking SUGGESTED we hopped in the car and went to chase them down but they were gone... ended up having 4 guys go to his house with a bunch of guns.. he wasn't there.. but he got the message.. nobody in the area fucked with me after that.... so besides that and a few raids.. it really wasn't bad.. just not worth the trouble.

>i rent out equipment to hollywood. All the movies you see usually use my equipment
>Its not something the normal person can do
Yeah, sounds expensive as shit, otherwise they'd just buy their own equipment.
They're probably renting at least a house's worth of shit from you (otherwise, why not just buy it themselves), and I'd imagine that there's multiple of these arrangements going on at a time.

>I was only robbed once.. I was selling this guy Oxy.. he wanted me to put 3 in a cigarette sulfane..
That doesn't sound like a lot of oxy?
So he just wanted to score some free shit?

>so besides that and a few raids..
What was it like getting raided?
They found shit, right?

RED cameras and shit?

I bought into SPXS and now regretting it. Should I sell on monday open or wait for HOD?

I'm flattered.
I don't understand why that have RKG numbered in that post like there was multiple -- there possibly were -- but I thought the chemo poster was pretty distinctive

I was telling people not to freak out the whole time during the Q4 2018 correction, how am I cancer

not cameras but theres the things that move cameras (such as sliders robotic arms and railing to provide dynamic camera angles and speed indoors) + trailers

everyone in the film industry and on set is paid an obscene amount of money for doing nothing, its a very expensive industry. Even for the shittiest films seemingly have an infinite amount of money to pay everyone

why are futures pumping?

because we're about to start the april run to 2900 then the May run to 3000

Is anyone starting to pull funds out of the market? Don’t want to nuke my 100% 10-year returns on VTSMX.

I’m guessing posts like these that contribute nothing to the conversation?

because original rkg died about a year ago

whenever one stops posting, another takes its place within the week

you can tell from the subtle differences in their posting styles though, if you pay attention...

Attached: Pendulum growing up.jpg (456x575, 57K)

How does crypto do in a recession?

No data. Crypto hasn't been around long enough. There have been market corrections but no recession in its lifetime. As a loose rule, speculative shit is the first to implode in a bear market (with some individual ticker moons here and there).

Here's your spx chart analysis with a few levels to watch. It's in a bullish uptrend. It gets neutral below 2820. Every single buyer from last week is in the green right now and along with good China data Sat. and today there is no rush to unload positions. Watch retail sales tomorrow. Below the blue level around 2785 you might see some actual selling.

Attached: spx.png (1600x1280, 131K)

Anybody else in MMS ? Macarthur Minerals Ltd up 300%+ last week and expecting way more gains this week

How do beany babies do in a recession?

I imagine you can scoop them up for really low prices?

That’s why I was asking about crypto. I guess the better question is how will crypto do in a recovery.

>not cameras but theres the things that move cameras (such as sliders robotic arms and railing to provide dynamic camera angles and speed indoors) + trailers
Do you know much about how that shit works?
You said it's a passive investment vehicle. How did you get into this?
>everyone in the film industry and on set is paid an obscene amount of money for doing nothing, its a very expensive industry. Even for the shittiest films seemingly have an infinite amount of money to pay everyone
This sounds about right, but aren't there a lot of asshats that go to college to learn about shit like filmography or whatever? Why are those people getting paid so much when there's so many other people that can probably do it as well? It seems like there's a high supply of available movie set helpers for a very limited demand for people