/smg/ - Stock Market General

the names NYN
NOT nazrin!!!!!
edition
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

of previous:

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Other urls found in this thread:

smartglass.com/news/vision-systems-research-frontiers-bring-together-combined-resources-spd-smart-light-control-industry-produce-aerospace-industrys-highest-performing-electronically-dimmab/
zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-31/millennial-gamblers-robinhood-btfd-boeing-stock-3rd-week
insideevs.com/tesla-model-y-panoramic-glass-roof-video/
siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=32065069
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>mfw sp500 will hit $3300 in 2019

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Sell everything?
Recession imminent?

Chance for cheapies?

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YVR + PLUG

match made in heaven

REFR mooning

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my friends in smart meals general, i have a question:
i ran out of oats, but want some oatmeal
i have coarse bulgar
think that would make a good substitute?

It's chance for cheapies this time. They'll try to QE their way out of recession again, it'll work for some time causing more troubles. That's when we fall so hard market won't be full of cheapies anymore. It's going to be full of priceless shit

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

KO dividend comes today and it brings the first of this year's with the increase.

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smartglass.com/news/vision-systems-research-frontiers-bring-together-combined-resources-spd-smart-light-control-industry-produce-aerospace-industrys-highest-performing-electronically-dimmab/

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>wants oatmeal
nobody actually wants oatmeal... stop making shit up.

Just buy it!

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i didn't know what to do so i just sat on my money today🙁

how can dividend be friend when give me not even 5 dolla >:(

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better than losing your ass on GLD

Seriously hope ya'll bought the REFR bottom

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TSLA

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cement powder works best

It's not even lunchtime! Throw some cash at the market, just look at all that green! Best time in the world to buy, ride the SPY up to 300, risk-free!

Are you saying... these are already cheapies?

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based and greenpilled

IDK I'm just naive guy with profitable Lyft puts. I expect something around double December dip cheapie.

The best companies that pay dividends are vice companies (alcohol & tobacco).

LONG $MO $KO $BUD $SBUX $BF.B

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because you continue to reinvest, buy more shares, then reinvest the higher dividend to buy even more shares while the dividend continues to increase and outpace inflation where you use the increase to buy even more shares and then boom - compounding interest makes you a millionaire

>GE
oh no no no

i have MO, KO, SBUX and TAP because I drink Coors Light and not Bud Light

what are you talking about
i love oats
theyre super quick and healthy
and cheaper than dirt, but its snowy and i dont wanna walk to the store rn

good tip
liked & subbed

YOU’LL COWARDS DON’T EVEN SMOKE CRACK.
POST lN 3 THREADS OR YOU’LL COWARD

goddamn this sites gay
autoblocks the ascii viper

I´m sitting on 10k, what do I invest in.

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AAPL gave you a valentine's gift! don't be an ingrate.

invest in elon-chan

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LYFT

Something called "inversion bonds"
inversion cash also good.

Inversion BTC is very speculative, don't do without diversity

Zerohedge seething
zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-31/millennial-gamblers-robinhood-btfd-boeing-stock-3rd-week

with the speed of start of the year, it was calculated to hit 5000. altought some might call that unrealistic

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more like this desu

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Anything goes in the Golden Bull

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These fucking dicks are going to smash strait through gold's support pussy.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

waste of singles
this thread will autosage faster for this stupid shit.

$REFR

Guess what roof is going on the new Tesla?

insideevs.com/tesla-model-y-panoramic-glass-roof-video/

siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=32065069

AGP eGlass supplies autoglass for Tesla. Why were they tweeting #REFR so much the past couple weeks? Put two and two together

JH, CEO of REFR hasn't said anything official yet due to legal reasons, but pretty much hinted the rumors were true.

Also news out this morning

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Don't worry about it

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Rolled 3 (1d6)

1-5 = crab
6 = red eod

wow nobody here knew that already

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Kellogg finally sold Keebler
those fools

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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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welp haven't seen this since I was back on /b/ about 5-7 years ago

>Even Elon's swag couldn't save it

me love these things
eat 100s of them monthly

half of all stock profits goes to them

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Should I hold my TSLA call tonight or just sell now? I'm up 50 percent, expires June. Thanks.

>this thread will autosage faster for this stupid shit.
wat?

more like 12

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wow they're divesting ALL their cookies? Girl scouts and whatever "famous amos" is too

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ditch enough to cover cost avg and gamble the rest

I only have 1 contact. I either sell or keep it for maximum greed.

in that case sell

sell

why do zoomies have such trash taste in foodstuff

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gross white chocolate

no more girl scouts or FRUIT SNACKS, every kids favorite part of lunchbox

>partnership details soon

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famous amos is based bruh
imma fite u

things are going too well today
how red are we going to b tomorrow

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uncultured fool
its coconut

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i have an ISIS beheading webm w out sound that can be posted here but i dont wanna get permad desu

tomorrow I'm guessing flat, without any unexpected news

>how red are we going to b tomorrow
You guys will be donating blood and selling organs, I'll be driving one of my lambos to the pier to board my new yacht.

and mainly just vegetable oil lmao

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>LYFT

Who bought that POS at open on Friday?

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Redpill me on stop loss orders.
I often try to set a stop loss when I've made a decent profit, but want to keep holding so that if it starts going down, I can still keep a little bit of the profit.
Every time I set one the price crashes right past my stop loss and my purchase price and my shares get sold for a loss.
Am I getting bogged, is robinhood just shit like I expect, or am I just retarded? I guess I could help this by just taking profits sooner, but some times it should make sense to hold.

disgruntled uber customers?

Thanks for the good advice. I think that's the only sane choice. I was secretly hoping for an amateur TSLA analyst to convince me that musk's rap about harambe was a good sign for deliveries last quarter. But oh well, time to sell.

Hope you guys didn't buy PLUG instead of REFR

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just as bad

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...after 50 years

h-has it been that long?

Just bought the DF dip we're going to 3 again Guaranteed

Wow this much gains just for shilling a P&D on the chans?

you can set multiple stop loss orders.
for example 25% of shares at a price 5% below current, another 50% of shares at a price 9% below current, the last 25% of shares at a price 12% below current price.
Just an example.
The real issue with RH is that if you have those SL orders set, if you want to limit or market sell you have to cancel the SL order(s) to free up the ability to sell the other shares

it is good news dude
do you think elon-chan would have time to shitpost about a gorilla if tesla was doing poorly

--->

using a stop loss can be an inelegant way of managing risk but it is a useful feature under the right circumstances. If you're getting stopped out too much it's not robinhood's fault, you need to make sure your stops are at levels you're happy with.

compounding interest works faster than that. I should reach one million in investments within the next 10 years. 30 years if I do nothing, 10 years if I continue to invest properly

s&p 500 ATH EOW

So glad I liquidated my portfolio last week. I'm okay with missing a few percent gains for an opportunity to buy the -50% bottom. Look at the euphoria and "new paradigm" nonsense in this thread. It reminds me of Bitcoin at its peak. Economy is a bubble that cannot be sustained for much longer.

Yeah...or he realized he had no hope 2 days before the deadline and yolo'd.

yes

Greetings Jow Forums. I downloaded Robinhood and started messing around with penny stocks, not having any real idea about what I'm doing except what I see here and on YouTube. Bought a couple pharma stocks (JAGX, TROV, EVOK) on Monday having heard they'd have FDA trials of new drugs today, which would drive the prices up, and just sold today. Plus a random share of Office Depot that I got free for signing up with the app. All told, I started with 13.50 and currently have 13.93. How did I do?

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did you learn anything from the experience

HOLY HECKIES GUYS
FREE BLOOMIN ONION TODAY!!!!

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lmao what a waste of time
you’re better off picking up change like pendulum

>me not allowed at outbackies now for again
Nuuuuuuu
X_X

Throw more powder at GLD calls, they just drop even lower...

what did you do to the great Outback to deserve this banishment?

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those things are so disgustingly salty tho

30% profit on Lyft puts. Mmmm tempting

reminds me of that one time i was long TLT and got dumped on by chinks

Managurr say me raep and slap
How can she slap?

you played right into grichkas hand
you saw the red and thought it was a cheapie on this golden bull day

You do realize CBOE hasn't actually begun trading of Lyft options, right?

why is gold crashing tho is the question
or more importantly, why is the dollar spiking?