Anyone else a literal turbo chad?

>valedictorian, studying physics at Oxford, prestigious internships
>500k GBP, 30 BTC, 30 bch
>homeowner (no mortgage)
>intervened when someone was battering gf, guy pulled a knife on me, scared him off unarmed, fucked 3 prostitutes later that night
>fucked at least 20 women, a few traps and 4 thinks
>get up at 5 daily, vegan, no alcohol or drugs
>came from abusive family, most of family are losers

>Why are you hear?
Been here for 10 years kiddo, and when I first started browsing I really was a bullied loser. Wasn't even doing very well at school. Also I don't look like a chad at all apart from being very tall.

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how old are you dawg? Here are my life stats:

>Fucked 15 thots, currently in a long term relationship with a qt3.14 who loves me. Love her too but not afraid to leave her
>No debt, 30k link. Own my own car and motorcycle. Literally 0 financial help from parents since 19.
>About to go work as a computational physicist at Los Alamos as my first graduation job, will probably pursue a PhD
>Will graduate in May with undergrad degree in computational math from top public Uni
>2LT in US Army National Guard, which is why I have no debt.

not bad for 21 right

I'm 21. You're obvs doing pretty great, I can't drive still lol despite trying test 3 times

a true alpha does not need to talk about his status

Because proves his status by actually being alpha, not just talking. He can't do that on Jow Forums.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

I honestly considered myself a normie until recently. When the guy pulled a knife on me I legitimately thought I was going to get stabbed and bleed out but decided to attack him anyway. When I was younger I was a massive pussy, so I'm quite proud of myself

How does a zoomer Canada cuck achieve your mode? I either want to get into finance (quant), biotech or pharmacy. Should I aim for a math degree and work part time in sales on the side? Or should I join the military and see if they will aid with paying for my education?

Btw how old are you now

nigga ok let me tell you how to play life on simple mode. Do the things everyone around you is too afraid to do, because they think they are too painful or not good enough. The right answers are always fucking obvious as a young man, they're just scary.

What is basically guaranteed to get you a job and is easily accessible to learn? Programming.

>But I dont want to be an easily replaceable cuck code monkey!
Cool! Glad you mentioned this. Learn math, get into scientific computing. Learn UNIX well. Now congratulations! Mastering these difficult fields will ensure you rarely have competition in the job market.
Want to be a leader? Be debt free as a student? You already know the answer is the military. Will it blow dick? Yeah. But its worth it.

>internships
>Bch
>Vegan

LOL
O
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>turbo chad
>don’t look like a chad at all

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impressive, very nice. lets see Paul Allen’s card

>oxford
>pound sterling
>bch
>prostitutes
>20 women is an accomplishment
>fucking traps is an accomplishment
>vegan
>no alcohol

holy shit, you wouldn't recognize a chad even after his DNA test comes back positive for "your" child

>Chad
>Still posting here without 4 or 5 levels of irony

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Thanks for the advice. I read that the Canadian military pays entirely for your tuition.

But what if I want to start a genetic engineering startup in the future? Do I have to study business management as well as go to grad school for biotech? Or can all this business shit be self learned?

Btw already getting gud at math and learning 2 code so I have that but I'm basically just code monkey tier right now

Im the toppest of chads, you literally can't stop me from doing it

>24
>suicidal
>linklet

Some chads are still in stealth mode

Save the grandiose ideas like that for later. A successful business literally only comes from graduate students with intelligent mentorship. I live in Austin, and was told this by Bob Metcalfe. You (we) know not nearly enough to pull it off. When I was a freshman I wanted to do something like that too, now I think biology is boring.

Thanks for repsonding. So I'll probably be studying math in uni (with a minor in CS or finance?) while the Canadian Armed forces is paying for my tuition.

Hopefully it doesn't end up as a hindrance later on though. I do already have some money saved up (about 10K) from previous sales jobs which is about 2 years worth of tuition at UBC.

I'm just worried that it might be a better idea to just continue work part time in sales while in uni than go to the military. Idk

don't be a pussy

>white knighting a woman and thinking you're a chad for it

lel

btw ur an absolute faggot, chads are born not made and it's 100% looks. even poorfag chads make it.

I remember there was some smoking hot girl on this dating show, and 4 contestants. One was some 3/10 gamma male who was a self-made millionaire, bought her a nice bottle of champagne etc, but was boring as shit.

Along comes some guy a foot taller than him who lived in a literal cupboard (not exaggerating) above a bar where he worked (he didn't own the bar). She picked him because he was better looking and had better chat.

Not being a pussy but it's 2 months of service for every month of paid tuition. So to finish a 4 year undergrad degree; that's 8 years of service.

larp, you've got none of these things, except maybe coming from a family of losers

Which coin is 0xFord? Shill it to me

>34
>Slept with over 500 women, 80% were direct pay-for-play. 10% indirect, 10% maybe genuinely liked me.
>ATH Net worth was ~80m USD (BTC)
>Current NW Happy with how I lost the money, trading BTC, I just distributed my stack to more worthy individuals. Don't regret instead giving it away to so called "friends" or family. (I gave some to family, 50 BTC, 200 BTC, etc, I convince them to buy when it was Been addicted to almost every drug.
>Own small house but looking to move out of city.
>CBA w/ GF, can be happy alone.
>Health problems currently my main focus.
>Generally happy.
>Feel like we are all Gods, except NPC's.

user you are like a little boy. Here's me:
>valedictorian, studying medicine at Oxford, prestigious internships
>501k GBP, 31 BTC, 30 bsv
>duplex owner (no mortgage)
>intervened when someone was battering gf, guy pulled a knife on me, scared him off unarmed, fucked 4 prostitutes later that night
>fucked at least 21 women, a few traps and 5 twinks
>get up at 4:30 daily, carnivore diet, massive amounts of alcohol and drugs
>came from abusive family, most of family are losers

>Why are you here?
Been here for 11 years kiddo, and when I first started browsing I really was a bullied loser. Wasn't even doing very well at school. Also I don't look like a chad at all apart from being very tall.

100%

Physics or compsci be for comp physicist?

>>get up at 4:30 daily, carnivore diet, massive amounts of alcohol and drugs

The real "God Mode"/Turbo Chad enabler.

>Tfw 24
>10k debt
>No qualifications
>150 btc and some change
>Cashed out less than 5 btc total

I learned about Bitcoin from Jow Forums
I've been fired from every job I ever had

Depends. I had the luxury of attending a uni where startups and research were abundant so I could learn coding from great mentors.

My degree was in math and I learned coding from startup experience and time in a computational biology lab. Best of both worlds. If you aren't in a position to find coding experience like that, put yourself in a position to. It's invaluable and probably extremely difficult to learn on your own I think.

Ps. The Vegan part lets me know it's a joke/young kid, this is the path to malnutrition and failure long term.

lmao
unfortunately you're still winning

>Unfortunately
Why unfortunately? I'm a good person

Hearty kek, you forgot
>Ugly lanklet

>Oops, unfortunately after a second-check MRI scan it turned out your migraine is unoperable brain tumor

The end

Also, stop larping, or at least choose between abusive and sends-kid-to Oxford family

Don't you have to work for the military since they paid for your education?

>500k GBP
Sorry, Britcucks cannot be chads

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Yep. My commitment is one weekend a month and two weeks of active duty training over summer for eight years as an officer. Pay starts at about 500/month and ends at like 1000/month plus basically free health insurance.
That is of course with possibility of deployments, but those sound like a good experience to me.

Please nigger prove it :)

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> Tested as a CHIP child (Child of Higher Intelligence Potential)
> Go to public school (could of gone private but parents like public school culture)
> Breeze through school bored AF
> Beautiful high school romances including a high school sweetheart fairy tale but unfortunately we broke up
> Never wanted to KEK it out for the "system"
> Go to uni but spend all the time partying/selling soft drugs flunk out
> Get into crypto when BTC was at $800
> Have 1 million during the 2017 bullrun
> Currently at 150-200k (taxes must be paid)
> All in LINK now waiting for the moon to start the next chapter of my life
Will have a year off dicking around I guess but I won't be self destructive with my free time because I've been there done that and it's kinda lame
Will probably travel and chip away at my degree
Any ideas what I should do career wise as a 26 yo Arts Degree graduate with no experience?

I wouldn't mind getting into government/department of defence and learn if there actually are aliens... Literally the only thing that actually genuinely pricks my interest... Lol

by far the best post itt, absolutely based

Tbh I just get money from family and get college paid but fail, I hope I make it with crypto kek I live a simple life and Im comfy.
t.20yo

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>28
>40k debt
>no job
>had sex twice
>was worth a million bucks when I was 19

AMA

LOL you still think you're smart after all that?

This is unironically reddit tier "I was the smart kid in high school and never had to study, but man college wasn't for me." You are not smart. Its easy to be in the top of your public school when 80% of kids are literal retards.

> any ideas what I should do career wise as a 26 yo Arts Degree graduate with no experience

Not for you. You still aren't self aware. Understand right now that you are probably sub-average. Use that information to restructure your life.

the bogs are watching you

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>vegan
>fucking traps and twinks
needing all that shit to be a turbchad. i don't have much, but i have enough and women still want me (and unfortunately some guys). it's all about the looks/health/attitude my dude

>Also I don't look like a chad at all
then you aren't. sorry to break it to you bro. women only want to hook up with you because status/money; any rich guy, no matter what he looks like can get pussy, there are plenty of golddiggers, user. you will never know the feeling of having a woman want to fuck you just because you're hot and beg you to take her 5 minutes after meeting her. feelsgoodman.png

Valedictorian at Oxford can't spell "here". Well fuck me.

Why on earth would keep over 2 million dollars worth of shitcoins on BINANCE?

a simple mistake. and obviously if you brag about power or influence, you probably don't have much of either

👌

Really similar story to me actually.
>Ivy League graduate in STEM
>25 BTC, own my own house 3-bed 2-bath house in a big city
>Fucked over 30 women in the 3.5 years I was in college
>Wife and kid already
>Still just 22
>Background in finance lets me work almost anywhere and have enough savings to survive and support my wife and kid and me comfortably for 10 years with no job if I needed to
Been here since 2007. It's alright.

heaviest larp thread

>chad
>stem nerd
pick one.

Nah engineers were always chad at my school

I'm so fucking lonely

Why was I born an undesirable runt

My life is just a prank bro

We

>500k GBP, 30 BTC, 30 bch
Just how the fuck did you do this by age 21?

>500k GBP, 30 BTC, 30 bch
Dude, answer the question or this is larp. How did you manage this by age 21?