OK so i live in a west coast college town with lots of hot chicks. The Maserati dealer near me is having a lease special for a MY19
I can lock in this Quattroporte SQ4 at the following terms
$8,499 due at signing $1399/mo for 36 month lease
I live rent free at home and make $30.29/hr (approx. $63k a year if i was salary with full hours.) as an Associate Packaging Engineering Technician so it'd be liveable. I have nothing else to spend money on so I might as well try to get girls with something nice.
I was like you until I self developed enough to have average girls buy me gifts, treat me to meals out, etc. Much rather have girls trying to impress me than the other way around.
Jason Morris
dunno, 1400 a month just for something half a step above BMWs when your income is 63k pre-tax is a bit eh... I live in an upper middle class area (not super wealthy) and people don't even really blink at Maseratis desu. really depends on if Maserati is perceived as true luxury in your area.
Connor Bennett
Material things won't matter if you're a faggot… which you are.
Nathaniel Stewart
This thread again... At least you stepped up on the vehicle this time.
Hunter Torres
>nice things are sure to get me laid t. le supreme gentleman
>buying a quatroporte STOOPPPPPPPPPPPP THEY ARE SHITTIEST LINE OF MASERATI BUY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER LINE BEFORE A QUATROPORTE
Lincoln Sullivan
Wait nvm, the new quatroporte line is fine just avoid the old ones
Adrian Hill
Nah, i have a Fiat Punto and chicks don't dig it at all.
Isaac Long
ThisWhere i live a Maserati is a normal car nobody looks twice at it. It's like a little beter version of a bmw.
Wyatt Flores
What is the point of this bait thread? Genuinely curious
Chase Allen
Same here, in Charlotte it's a bit over a Maserati in terms of showing what class you're from. (Next step up would be an Ashton Martin)
Luis Reyes
90% of women wouldn't tell the difference between a maserati and a new civic unless you explicitly told them
Adrian Myers
pasta
Jayden Kelly
this
just buy a used ford musting for ~30kish
Nathan Allen
I really hope this is a larp. What kind of moron would even glance at considering this brainlett tier money pit? For what, pussy? Just get some motherfucking escorts and save money retard.
Elijah Perry
kek
Angel Bennett
OP, don't take this wrong way but I fear you might be fucking retarded.
Noah Walker
Imagine being so fucking dumb you waste your young money on a car instead of investing it. Literal nigger-tier thinking, OP.
Owen Wilson
>driving a maserati and living at home with your parents
Just buy LINK and XMR for that every month and you can cash 50 of those babies in a year or two fren...
Noah Cox
Italian here. Maserati are meh... Old boomers cars.
Also the name is fucking retarded, Quattroporte might sound exotic af but it simply means "Four dors".
Doesn't even look expensive, buy a used Panamera or a simple BMW (here chicks go crazy for Germans car, for example).
Nathaniel Jackson
>Copping a Maserati on 60k a year LOL! Normiepilled
Jason Lee
Getting Audi cheap Audi or Mercedes don't be retard, it's all luxury cars to college chicks
Camden Hughes
>needing anything more than decent clothing and pure presence to pull a girl
You have absolutely no idea. God no wonder this industry is worth billions.
Ian Butler
>(Next step up would be an Ashton Martin)
Please tell me this is a joke. Please.
Blake Ross
You're an absolute retard.
Sebastian Davis
what do you think the hot chicks reaction will be when you roll up in your maserati and then tell them you still live with your mom and dad LOL
Levi Gomez
If I were you, I would definitely choose something else. There’s plenty to choose from. Maseratis are trash and unreliable. Get a Porsche, Benz, or BMW. Or, become based and redpilled and save your money
Andrew Gomez
Why the hell do you want a Maserati on a 60k salary? You can have a hooker every two days with 1400$ per month.
Aiden Martin
Buy houses
Adam Jenkins
>trash and unreliable >Get a Porsche, Benz, or BMW AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, enjoy your eternal electrical problems until: a) you hang yourself b) you sell the car
The ultimate red pill is a Toyota Corolla, or even better, if the city allows it, public transportation.
Use the rest to buy crypto.
Nathaniel Edwards
Buy an Alfa Romeo idiot
Brayden Roberts
Maybe have an intelligent conversation about the state of the housing market and the real estate bubble... something something don’t want to be tied down... something something parents need taken care of too... something something paying rent is giving money away
Hudson Nguyen
kek. Underrated. Here's a Like
Charles Hughes
>Maybe have an intelligent conversation about the state of the housing market and the real estate bubble Chicks will run away in no time
Cooper Gutierrez
German cars are reliable now this isn't the 90s, I've had the same Audi for 8 years with 0 problems.
Evan Ortiz
This guy is right!
> 2019 > not buying audi It‘s like you don‘t want to make it.
Josiah Nguyen
pay cash for that shit dont waste money on a new one that you cant resell
Even assuming this isn't a pants on head retarded strategy in the first place don't fucking buy/lease a new Chrysler you retard. They crash hard in value after the lease term just get a discounted pre-owned Ghibli.
Yes goyim! Go into debt for pussy that will leave you as soon as they find out you have no chance of moving out of your parents basement for the next 3 years due to the pretty Italian shackles stuck around your legs. At the end of the lease you will have nothing to show for it but at least you might have fooled a girl long enough to let her slap a child support order on your monthly bill.
Kayden Young
Lmao all that money to get girls just for them to get stolen by some fag in a Miata
Do it OP it won't make up for your shit personality anyways
this i barely browse this shithole anymore but I've seen this trhead like 1000 times already
Robert Sullivan
Ur actually fucking autistic if u think these bitches know the difference in luxury cars. I drive a fuarking 2012 335xi and these dumb thots think its some 100k car while i only paid 15k for it.
Christopher Bennett
if you really want to show off your big dick energy pick an alfa romeo giulia quadrifoglio
