House prices will collapse

Behold, the 401k mystery investment vehicle! Just put the money into the bag. Now, don't ask where the money goes, just trust that it's there and safe. In thirty years, open the bag and claim the prize! It will be bigger, we promise. Since when have we ever led the general public astray?

lol

Somalia was unironically much better off in the power vacuum time between the old shitty dictatorship it had and the new one that took over

>doesn't know what a 401k is

It's a ponzi scheme

every economic market in the world is a ponzi scheme you idiot

>economic market
>idiot

Anyone here good at thinking up black swan events? Under what circumstances would housing prices rise significantly?

they already are. i bought my house for 420k 3 years ago and its now worth 490k. I can now sell t and buy a house i can afford.

If the money in people's bank accounts loses value, people will scramble to buy assets.

Why won't boomers just die and go to literal hell already?!?!?!?

Crypto is a ponzi scheme, where you buy a worthless product and hope someone dumber comes along to buy it later at a higher price. A 401k is an investment in typically the 500 largest and most powerful corporations in the U.S. that are constantly developing new products, increasing revenues and profits, and then distributing those profits back to shareholders. So yeah I know you're trying to be edgy and this is a low IQ board but you actually sound fucking retarded.

Use case of crypto is unrestricted (international) wealth transfer. A very good thing for when finances go to hell and governments go mad hatter.

Unlikely. It looks like the banks are getting cold feet around quantitative tightening. My guess is that China hasn't agreed to play ball and no one wants them printing money to ching chong their way through our credit starved, for sale markets.
Sadly, this means another round of quantitative easing to devalue currency (and debts) instead. The excess money created by negative interest rates will find its way into art and real estate. It's fucking gay and will pretty much end western economies given that there will be no proper down cycle to encourage reallocation of resources, but what you gonna do?

not necessarily. The population is always increasing and new construction on single family homes is not increasing. Look for it to continue to rise. This is basically the story of California real estate for the last 4 decades, except on a national level

negative interest rates will make prices skyrocket because the monthly payments will be lower so everyone can borrow more, so they will

that's what they're gonna do
>stocks in a bubble
>housing in a bubble
the kikes will simply print as much money as needed to keep the filthy boomers afloat while millenials get cucked even more

Those companies have ridiculous price to earnings ratios. They only make logical sense if money loses its value, production stays the same, and profits adjust proportionately upward. As it stands, the S&P could violently correct without killing the underlying assets.

Crypto is likely similarly overvalued but there are no good metrics for even measuring it outside of kickstarter ICOs that we know are all retarded token scams. There are some, though, that have some price to utility that is hard to quantify with the security, freedom from regulation, and privacy aspects.

Muslims don't have any money. Chinks will buy the homes.

Well off techie millennials get older, start having kids and decide they don't want to live in 500 square foot apartments in trendy neighborhoods for $2,500/month anymore.

>housing prices crashing they will crash hurrrrrrrr
Kys or move near me zillow.com/homedetails/9925-Bishop-St-Detroit-MI-48224/88423685_zpid/

Jesus Christ. How depressing is it to live there?

>Detroit
I'd rather pay $3000 to live in a cardboard box and not get shot, but thanks Dequan.

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