Things poorcucks on this board will never have

>Things poorcucks on this board will never have

Enjoy your shitcoins idiots

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I have a 540i and I am poorfag.

>when fag sr. lets fag jr. borrow his watch and car to fake flex for the day

that's not a good look on you. Unironically

>he drives shitty german mobile that breaks down every day
>he doesn't drive a superior piece of japanese engineering
>he will never experience sun on his head while he takes curves at 100 mph with his superior handling
>he will never have a girl beg for a ride in his car
>he will never experience true fun behind the wheel

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I don't need your material goods, I need a revolution where tech innovators and entrepreneurs are at the top of society.
You are a sad little man.

Wish I had your confidence. I don't want to broadcast to the world that I have a micropenis. But you do you, bro!

>girl hands
You're right there, user

>those babby hands
OH NONONO

>be rich
>can't bench more than the bar
kys

Have sex, please, for your own good

Material status symbols are for insecure faggots and mid-income idiots whose consumption will doom them to a lifetime of financial insecurity. I'll keep my beater, use the clock on my phone, and save my disposable income thanks.

How is biz still so baitable

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this guy fucks

>wanting an ugly watch that screams “please please mug me and rape my unconscious body”
Pic related, ordered this bad boy from Amazon and it’s coming April 10th. It’s gonna go real nice with one of my hawaiian shirts when I take the wife out to Chili’s, faggots.

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Lol is that a fucking women’s watch?

i'll never have fag hands that's true

Tiny wrists?

>he literally picks the one car that most poorfags buy to make themselves feel rich

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I’m still buying shitcoins kek

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>all these poor retards

LOL

>Driving old M and thinking you're the shit

kek busrider

Fuck you reddit

10 year e90 ahaha are you kebab in germany?

Came here to say this.

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BMW is well engineered, fairly priced, great all around. Smart. Rolex is also engineered well but is grossly overpriced, so truly doesn't bode well for the wearer's intelligence. Dude, get a Seiko or something™

Nice fake rolex and old M3 faggot

10/10 Would read again thanks user

Go back to your own board you leafcuck

I unironically dont know if you are a boy or a girl

Im not poor but I'm not rich. I always thought BMW had much more feminine body lines than MB even though I don't care for either. I also don't wear women's watches so I guess we don't have anything in common. Carry on.

this but unironically
Having a expensive watch is stupid af; it's basically an invitation to get mugged
also, women can't tell the difference between a $100 watch and a $10K watch

>2 tone Rolex and a BMW

Is this the sleaze core thread?

That's a very effeminate male hand.

> yikes

Its not the car or the watch. its that beta hand that he is born with

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At least change the bracelet when you buy a cheapie from DHgate... This one is nigger-tier.

what hands like a girl? what are you trying to say?

Poorfags are baitable across all boards. Go one /o/ and there will be beamer owners baiting poorfags all day and worthing them into a seethe.

How come all of you are too stupid to see the pic still has the facebook filename from when OP downloaded it?

I know, I just don't care. That's a kid that's still carrying around baby-fat driving a leased beemer and wearing a knock-off rolex. Ya he 'flexin'...

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How do you know it's a lease?

I dunt have jewbook to comprehend what you are shilling
No one is stupid enough to buy a german car. If you own one tell us how much you have spent on fixing a german car

Trust me, its a lease.

will you be my gf?

>I'm too stupid to know what a filename is
>but I'm gonna call someone else stupid for having a nice car

You drive a shitbox. Te reason you drive a shitbox is because you're poor. The reason you're poor is because you're too stupid to figure out how to not be poor. The end.

I'm bald

You sound like a little bitch. You dont earn good money, do you?

I am not old enough to drive. But old enough to take my used tampon and slap your beta face with it lelz

Fucking rofl. Why are you so upset? And wimpy guys with 'money' and leased beemers are paper tigers to women. They know they can't fuck no matter how hard they try to project.

I'm not upset I'm just bullying you for being poor, dumb, and overweight.

>living somewhere you can get mugged

Luxury status symbols are filth, but if you aren't interested in horology and have a significant timepiece you are simply and utterly never going to make it

Well you're 0/3 so let me know how that goes.

That's the only reason I like them. Some mechanical watches have more moving parts than an automobile, and you get to walk around with it on your wrist. Tickles my autism

You are a poorfag. You are a disgrace

Status symbols for white niggers

I really hope you're a girl. That arm scream 100% a testosteroneless body.

If you own a watch, you are never going to make it.

I heard BMW likes blt.

Based. Have one on order for the summer. Can't wait.

My vehicle is paid off and it has a clock in it. ez

imagine being all these people in denial. mad u can pull up and fuck n their thot even w those weak hands

Nice rep.

I want a fancy pen. Is montblanc sufficient?

Based underage poster

BMW is a nigger tier car faggot.

based

thats a pre 2012 bmw i can tell by the steering wheel. also an ugly ass rolex. ur probably a poor eurofag barely making rent

Based

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