How do we invest in asian zoomers?
How do we invest in asian zoomers?
Buy up plastic surgery clinics and makeup manufactures.
>no ricardo
Into the trash it goes.
Invest in kpop since they set the fashion trends for Asia these days.
makeup make them open their eyes
seems legit
They use tape. I wish I were joking.
take the picture down immediately
This. I’ve seen the video it’s true. All these neets fapping to these girls have no idea what’s really going on lmfao
Sums it up. Asian girls are better/spend more time on make up than most western women. I was dating a Japanese girl a few years ago when I was studying in was Japan. She literally spent 1 hour on make up every morning. Apparently that's normal in Japan.
This. It's very normal. Or surgery.
White women need to learn how to do this.
That's legit terrifying
How adorable. Each one of them doing their own little choreography.
>encouraging fraud
Why? Find a woman that looks good without makeup. There are times I think my wife is wearing makeup and isn't. Find yourself something like that. Otherwise every morning is going to be a disappointment.
it should be a crime like false identity
there should be a limit for fakness
i don't want to get scammed if i make it
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
What does it matter if it's makeup or not? Who cares if it's just a pump and dump?
take her swimming or camping. solved.
She used tape around her jawline/neck area you idiot.
It makes a lot of guys think Asian girls are a lot more attractive than they really are.
This is why asians love white men, we dont fake anything, we wake up and put on clothes and we’re out the door. They envy this and also know they actually look like shit without 10 pounds of makeup on
this should be illegal desu but w/e
honestly if a woman does this she's only screwing herself over, you are efforting for something entirely not her then leave her, like why the fuck would they do this
woudl you stay with ur gf if she was like this or she's hiding this till marriage?
but imagine in the bed, you getting excited and then "playing" with her face...
fuck
>wahh, women like to wear makeup, put them in jail
Nah they love Visa one they get citizenship they gone
WHAT THE FUCK
How many BTC for me to slam each of them in the cervix with my black cock?
Buy L'Oréal shares
That makes no sense because Asian men and other raced men don’t put on make up either
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Buy COSM
(please pump my bags)
also nose you moron
look at koreans. korean men have make up like the female counterparts
I remember when I read 1984 there was a part of the book where the main character hires a prostitute and in the middle of doing her he realises that it's all plastic and that behind all that shit makeup she's actually an old woman. When I read that I thought it was unrealistic, I thought you would be able to tell that behind the makeup the woman is not actually young, no matter how good the makeup is. I was wrong.
Nah. Asian girls like white women because they think white guys are easy to tie down. Asian guys will just end up with a new asian girl as there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
>like white men*
my mistake
yeah sure, mistake
Wtf does it even matter if plastic surgery makes women hot?
>This is why asians love white men, we dont fake anything, we wake up and put on clothes and we’re out the door.
This makes no fucking sense, majority of the asian men don't wear make-up or "fake" things either. Men in general don't do that.
Men lie about their wealth and status. Manlets wear riser shoes and stuff their underwear.
> Fiiiiind out who you really are!
Pew, pew, pew pew pew. Dee dee dee dee dee dee dhew.
Enjoy having ugly children with bad genes and a wife who ages like milk
this is why hapas are ugly
Wife? Children? LOL
>literally carves a chunk of her nose off when removing makeup
I am disgusted
What you didn't know? Are you one of those back to Jow Forums types when people say white woman are clearly the most attractive woman?
jungle gooks, and they have some phone filter as well
any whitebois still wants an asian gf?
Why are asians so cringy?
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spend more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
every woman in this thread is ugly, with or withotu make-up
you fucking faggot Jow Forums virgins have disgustingly pathetic taste in women. You guys are destined to have beta male, autistic and ugly children. Like father like son. Your genetics have predisposed you to find Asian women attractive because you're slowly ending your bloodline generation by generation. It'll probably end with you, but on the off-chance you incels procreate with some bug-eyed make-up wearing Asian, it'll end with your terrifying hapa children
peace~!
No problem here I'm getting a vasectomy. I'm spending all my money on me forever.
a bit too try hardy but ok
unironically
Crown moves, it's fake
Oh shit, 1 of them disappeared via finger gun
heres what my chinese gf looked like, she ended up cheating on me with chad thundercock tho. no plastic surgery.i dont know why white guys go for beat ass asian girls, you can get with attractive ones if you put in some effort.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Even the "attractive" ones look like they have fetal alcohol syndrome
You have to keep in mind what they're seeing back home. Most of the dudes going to asia just want a wife that isn't fat, weird faces are a small price to pay to not have to run a perfect Chad persona to hold on to a relationship with a water buffalo. Both sides seem fine settling as long as certain thresholds are hit.
Saying Asian gf is dumb as fuck. A Philippine or other Se Asian woman is totally different to Korean or Japanese. Chinese has all kinds of women its really hit and miss. I live in Korea dn trust me the average 20 year old woman is far hotter than the average western woman.
I've invested my cock into quite a few of them. Honestly flips are where it's at. Koreans are mostly ugly and japs make really annoying noises while getting fucked.
You know porn isn't your real life though right?
>heres what my chinese gf looked like, she ended up cheating on me with chad thundercock tho
sounds like a sad story.
share?
Holy smokes.... yeah okay, my yellow fever is cured
...
Kek
>you fucking faggot Jow Forums virgins
My wife is hot tho.
>plastic surgery intensifies
t. weeb
That is the story. He told it.
>heres what my chinese gf looked like
if I had one
It's a pasta, so literally zero effort behind that post. Sorry if it triggered you
This is one of the few times I’ve heard of an Asian gf cheating
haha this, my wifes boyfriend is even getting me a nintendo switch as a reward for the vasectomy
kek, you are suppose to be buying him things
Not having kids is losing at evolution. Your only objective goal in life.
Japanese girls do that irl too.
race mixing asians are among the thottiest of thots
thats not porn, thats literally of jap girls are.
its really annoying. it sounds like theyre not enjoying it at all