You know what's coming

god i hope this is true. im too jaded to believe

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BART

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Dental Plan

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I can ONLY GET SO ERECT

Explain?

Everyone is expecting a BART and that's precisely why it won't happen this time.

Lisa sneeds braces

I don't know of anyone who is expecting this 4 month period from 6k to 3k is a single giant bart.

Agreed, a Barting is the absolute last thing anyone ever expected. It's almost too comical to be real.

money can be exchanged for goods and services

Except 6k isn't the mining price dumb goy. It's 2-3k in bumfuck nowheres around the world.

2-3k IF you have access to the latest chips. It's very expensive to upgrade a mining farm though, and can be hard to justify in a bear market.

you're making me feel that feel again

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dios mio

This. Anons seem to think we can't go to $10K this week for some reason..

Yeah it completes the inverse bart to $60k then it fibonacci exponential barts to $12k-$10k then to retest $20k. A big retrace here to form a cup and handle. Then massive pump to $30-$40k. Don't yet until you hear normie fucks talking about it at work, or people shilling it on CNN. Only then you know its time to sell. Wait for the 50%+ crash, start buying back in, rinse and repeat.

Dental plan

Not everyone is as clueless as you are.

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can some good samaritan supply me with an infographic about good / bad trends?
for example rising & range narrows vs rising & range broadens etc

i just don't know where to start, no one can point me to standard tomes to study and i don't want to needlessly burn my fingers with trial and error

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it's all just a series of barts, my dude

youtube.com/watch?v=kK62tfoCmuQ

>they are bankrupted and have no money left to stop us from going 100k this year
Do you have any idea how this market operates, you absolute fucking permabull brainlet? Do you know who sells to you when you buy? This board is so fucking braindead.

I know, right? What kind of a moron would think that we can't just overcome 14 months of bear in a week. Opening a long right now, see you at $10k!

but how do i distinguish an upbart from a downbart? and should i hold or act when bart is sunday school?

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Oh it's gonna happen.. it's just not going to stop at 6k.

THIS IS BITCOIN YOU STUPID FUCK. This isn't stocks. Bitcoin kept on mooning in the 2017 bull run and retards like you were saying the same shit. Besides the China FUD it just kept going up and up. Bitcoin doesn't have to tank to $1 to have a bull market you braindead deluded dumbfuck.

kek bobos btfo

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>there can be only one

Cope harder

>THIS BITCOIN YOU STUPID FUCK THIS MEANS THAT LAWS OF SUPPLY AND DEMAND DON'T WORK!!!!! ITS A NEW PARADIGM DONTCHAKNOW!!!
Off yourself you room temperature IQ permabullnigger subhuman.
>Bitcoin doesn't have to tank to $1 to have a bull market you braindead deluded dumbfuck.
Where did I say that? Retard.

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>its 2017 over again!
kek, see you at 2k fag

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You mentally retarded bears think it has to go to whatever number you think just for it to soar again. It doesn't work like that moron. You can call me a nigger all you want (probably because your mom got creampied by one) but it won't change the fact that you are going to get fucked in the ass. So go ahead and short with your measly $50. What the fuck does supply and demand have to do with anything?

"ITS A SUCKERS RALLY BITCOIN IS A SCAM BITCOINS REAL PRICE SHOULD BE $1"
Fuck man I remember nocoiners in 2017 as bitcoin was soaring. Funny as fuck.

Enjoy getting washed out, bottom shorting retard

yeah good times, too bad this isnt the 2017 bullrun. Keep buying anyway, soon it wont seem funny to you

>implying I'm a bear
I don't care which way the market goes, I make money either way. Long term I am bullish. Short term term the market is neutral at best and will be until October at least.
>What the fuck does supply and demand have to do with anything?
>what the fuck does supply and demand have to do with markets?
This is your average permabull, everyone. My God, you are so fucking stupid.

yep, we know!

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Did I say what the fuck does supply and demand have to do with markets you stupid fuck? I said what the fuck does it have to do with anything? People buy and the price goes up. Stop trying to act smarter than you are. I've made more money in my life so far than you will in 10 life times so keep shorting with your $50 stack you broke bum.

Keep shorting with your small stack lmao. Jesus I feel sorry for you guys. The same stupid fucks who said bitcoin was going to 1 million in 2017, but now you guys are bears.

>he still doesn't get it
I pity you. Keep larping about your imaginary profits and projecting about your $50 stack though. Good luck, someone with your intellectual capacity will definitely need it.

Yes because I gain so much by lying to some white kid who's still a virgin on Jow Forums. Keep it up pseudo intellectual. Keep trying to scrape by being a "trader" (rofl) in crypto. Hopefully you make another $50 with your amazing trading. Bitcoin is totally going to go exactly where you say it is and you are going to be rich.