Wagies report in. We need to do a headcount

Wagies report in. We need to do a headcount.

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I am waging now. doing absolutely nothing.

wagie here. browsing biz all day

wageslave here working dead end job for 5 years

Wagie reporting in, but I actually like my job

Here. Browse on break time and lunch time

Another day, another dollar

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me too freN! but what your jaaab

I unironically work in blockchain. just feeling under the weather today so browsing biz.

I actually like my job

My IQ is very high so that comes with a comfy job

I'm in my home gym right now and will probably roll into work around 10ish

KYS

Wagie Here, i hate every single second.
Pls stop it

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Wagecucking in my wifes business. gg wife. Well played.

What title did she give you?

Back to work wagecuck! And don't forget to rotate the stock this time

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Based. Fuck wagies and their fake smugness.

t.Freelancer

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neet here

I am but a humble neet. I trade e-coins for a living.

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Use your time and ascend into freedom before they throw you into a wage cage

waging but comfy with 30 BTC

Bike delivering UBEReats food.

i'd like to be a wagie but everything:
1. doesn't call me
2. is a call center
3. is minimum wage 10 hr/6 days

where are the "normal" wagie jobs?!

wage

Assistant Junior Sanitation Manager

He has to wear a little Burger King crown while at work as part of the contract.

work at the call center until you have enough experience to go somewhere else

also, wagin'. Nice dubs!

wage

>mfw wagecucks wake up every day early in the morning to support niggas and lazy shitskins with government bux
>mfw niggas and shitskins rape, kill and fuck your women while wagecuck is working
>mfw your cuck government can not kick them out of your country
>mfw your country will transform slowly into an absolute shit hole
>mfw you can not do anything about it
>mfw i am living a comfy life in a based country without niggas and shitskins
>mfw my 8/10 gf sucks my cock everyday

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Which country?

RAMA RAMA

Reporting

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>mfw my 8/10 gf sucks my cock everyday
Everyday? Damn that's pretty cool.

My gf sucks me off but then she says afterwards its her turn for me to go down on her. Doesnt she know that Im not as horny afterwards? Why does she do this??

i will never reveal this country, wagecuck.

i don’t want it will transform into a shithole with niggas and shitskins like your country, wagecuck.

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Answer my question.
I'm a Russian Jew and I will immigrate from Canada to where you are.
Which country in Eastern Europe??

based, me too

wagie here, just another typical day in IT land.

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I promise I will be a law-abiding citizen. I will teach your backwards shithole about human rights and democracy, my ambition is to establish an ngo to assist vulnerable minorities.

Wow! That sounds amaz-
>mfw my 8/10 gf sucks my cock everyday
Now I know you're not a fellow NEET! FUCKING TRAITOR!

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>That close to a nuclear blast
yup, you're dead

He's an antisemite, bro

>work in blockchain
so you do nothing

Reporting for duty

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lol wearing chinese underwear

Nothing beats that fecal matter flavoured ejuice

Everyone has 2 jobs these days

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Shitting on company time, nois

Wagie on vacation
Writing my app, will be available for sale next week!
First shipment coming in for different product based business in May!
Won’t be a wagie too much longer :’)

I wish.
Finding a job seems to be a damn impossible task.

Why does this motherfucker keep antagonizing the people here who have jobs.

Ive been living off my crypto savings with no job for a year and half. This week I am hopefully starting my new job. Shit sucks but I need the extra money

metoo, where do you ride and how do you like it?

may i take your order sire?

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wagie here i’m also massively in debt haha

False, you're probably some European, deluding yourself from the fact the barbarians are at the gate.

Eu here. This fool in a AAA eu country not the southern ones. Probably Switzerland/Austria or similar.

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Despite all my rage, I'm still just a wage in a cage.

I know it's waging, but the fact that I am making much more than I need to live on solely due to my degree is a nice feel. Zero expectations at work. Bored to death but watching my investments grow and it helps knowing I won't be here forever.

waging here, i just browse here most of the day

wagie reporting in

almost 29, making 50k in seattle with no degree/certs

when did you start accumulating btc

haha, your id has dog in it. checked

Same. Quitting this summer though. I cannot stand wasting so much time.

>50K at 30
That is absolutely pathetic.

lookin for a date big boy?
I'm on the pill trust me

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34 @ 128k reporting in
:(

At that wage you should be able to invest enough to retire soon. At the measly 29K I make I'm NEVER going to be able to retire.

Neet here

>tfw NEET but trying to become a Wagie

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>waging here, i just browse here most of the day
That's the plan.
Recently bought a house, roommates pay half the mortgage in high COL area. Fat E-fund, rest going into BTC.

How come you don't go for a higher salary? :[

50k in Seattle is like 20k in Alabama

On my break. Only 6 hours to go!

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Hot!

saved, cool pic.

How do I stop checking my phone every 5 minutes during this bullrun?

>boomer IT guy blocked Jow Forums
>have to shitpost from phone now

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Wagie here, invested my $100 of savings into Bitcoin, BTC, LTC and Doge for good measure before the whale happened.

See you poorcucks later

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>Bitcoin, BTC
Huh

Maybe ur gf is a human bean and wants the sucky sucky too
I feel bad for your gf

Bitcoin Cash

Reporting, while also heading back to work after my 30 minute lunch break

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>Browsing Jow Forums on your work computer

ishiggydiggydooda

that's why you do what I do and remote into a home server, then browse from there, no way to track you unless they are looking right at the screen

Employee #2580 reporting for duty and on time. Don't look at thr scheduled emails in my outlook account, no I'm not clocking out and taking off 50 minutes early.

>tfw i have to clean out an entire barn full of shit tomorrow

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ahahah, probably

>50K in seattle
so you're poor

Currently neet with an income. I miss my wage slave days. all that throw around yaper. unemployment insurance aint shit. Gonna get me some microsoft certifications a yerp get me a boomer job again. Get me that high speed internet again one day.

Oh, there you are, wagie. I'm glad I caught you before you left for the day. Listen, I just found out that we have a little..."problem" in the bathroom that I'm going to need you to take care of before you go. Lock up when you're done, okay? I have dinner plans tonight, so I need to get out of here so that I can go home and change.

See you bright and early in the morning!

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I quit my wagie job to work at my friends startup. My boss offered me more than what I would make at the startup if I stayed, but the startup would have more potential since I would make comission.

Did I make the right choice? My current job as 401k + benefits while the startup obv does not

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PORN REPORTED FAGGOT, YOU BETTER MAKE A CENSORED VERSION NEXT TIME
this anti-porn patrol is brought to you by Jow Forums gang

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Does this only work in really large cities? I almost got a gig for delivering sandwiches in my downtown area but when I offered biking, despite advertising that bikes were allowed I was rejected. I like biking and wouldn't mind doing it for extra cash. I live in a moderate sized Midwestern city that mostly relies on cars. Wish bikes would catch on more.

Whats the point of even trying in Canada when we are taxed so much? Even if I make 100k half of its gone

you got one of those robot dicks? what happened to you dick?

do you like your robot dick? can you feel it even after taking it off? [spoiler]do girls like robot dicks[/spoiler]

This idiot think Canada is the only country with high taxes. The only countries that don't charge high taxes are 3rd world shitholes. You want to live in a first world country with all the amenities you'll have to contribute your fair share doofus. That would be in the form of taxes, shit don't pay for itself you selfish leech

Comfy well paid wage cuck here.
All I need to do is wake up early, and work a couple of hours doing security review and bashing bad code monkeys doing the worst kind of mistakes over and over.
1 hour of my work is one week of development and bug fixing time for code monkeys.
Comfy AF, very much wow Jow Forums

'normal' jobs such as, waiter? administrative assistant (don't bother with these jobs, since they're only given to 10/10 stacies that the boss wants) and retail cucks.

Your options are pretty much limited to, unless you want to do back breaking general labor jobs that poor 3rd world immigrants do for a fraction of the cost of what they need to pay you.

Wagie here, investing monthly
Either I kill myself or I retire at 30

Can't go for a higher salary because I'm not smart enough to be a coder and I have a low tolerance for putting up with other people's bullshit, so I'm not a "hard worker" and I don't suck management dick. Also I have ADHD and forget stuff and am distracted easily.
Also my degree is worthless.

But only stay there for a year if you go over you're stuck at call center for the rest of your life.

ask not what your wage cage can do for you. ask what you can do for yourself.
drink bottled water
change your diet (increase the amount of vegetables stop eating cheap carbs)
workout
quit smoking and drink responsibly
socialize with others (don't force it, be polite, help others if necessary)
read books ("how to get rich in 10 steps" is not considered anything but shit)
educate yourself on different topics
don't take your shitty job to seriously, just don't get fired until you got a new one.

good luck, user.