/smg/ - Stock Market General

Ultra xGolden x Bull x edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

of previous:

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Other urls found in this thread:

gurufocus.com/news/841928/directors-of-these-3-tobacco-giants-acquire-shares
youtube.com/watch?v=wF3kcQlOvQ4
cnbc.com/2019/04/03/fda-investigating-nearly-three-dozen-reports-of-seizures-after-vaping.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

that pizza looks so fake...

NEON

NTGN

Your mom's pizza is fake.

l-long oil

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I will crash this fucking market right now.

How? I've read a little into the OP links, I can't understand what the fuck I am reading and retain nothing from it.

You ain't jewish enough.

Ok I give up, I guess this is a golden bullrun. I'm long now.

that's it, this market is kill

My body is ready.

Take a real good look at that fucking green candle because it's the last one you're going to see for a long long time.

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the real golden Bull hasnt even started yet

Yeah! You tell 'em, OP!

Anyone else buying this SQQQ dip?

*tink tink*

*Ahem*

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Thank you OP, I just watched the wolf of wall street and i'm goNNA TEAR SOME SHIT UP FUCK YEA

Convince me to invest in AOBC

FEAR NOT, YE FAITHFUL!!! FOR THY LORD IS WITH US!!! HOLD THE LINE AGAINST THE HEATHEN JEWS WHO DESIGN AGAINST OUR SHEKELS!!!

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>he fell for the bear crash trade war impeachment meme

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found a 50 bolivian centavos coin on the ground today

Congrats on your $2!!!!

Jokes on you, I made 10 dollars! Up 25 from a month ago :)

I believe I can fly...
I believe I can FUD my Buys...
I think about it every pip in play...
I spread my cheeks for the Jews to pound away...
I believe I can sell...
Click the button once it's stopped in hell...
Only lost out on (-5%)...
Reversal, rallies; could've had three times my rent...
I believe I can cry...
Playing Jew Games as a goyim guy...
I just needed an extra five...
Now the Jews ate my account alive...
I believe I can die...

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVDIENDS ARE YOUR FREN

based and pedopilled

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You know the feeling you get when your watching a chart moon?

How do I feel this feeling from other things? Asking for a friend.

unironically cocaine

I miss that feeling and watching the candlestick fights don't even give it to me anymore. Now only cocaine and orgasms can bring me back to what it used to be like.

>forgot to trim at the high
...
GreenDot!
Is this a bullish chart? Looks... noisy to me

>ctrl + f
>blasting teens with piss
>0 results

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How do I short the BMV

Are you going to apologize to my mom so I can call off the Bogs? This isn't a fucking game there's Boomer retirement funds at risk.

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The market is going down now because your mom finished lunch so they had to ramp down the food industry to get back to regular demand.

I don't think I realized that buying half of CRON meant that now altria is a boom bust weed stock. Crazy ride every fucking week

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Quick /smg/! I need the insider fill. Tell me what calls/puts will make me rich tomorrow.

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MO

TeslaQ is right

uhh, i dunno those UVXY calls that were OTM are not ITM, sitting comfy as fuck with that 50% gain.

Will it dump or moon?

put 3 yang in the $45 UVXY calls that expire friday and next week you'll be a millionaire.

Moon, it's dumping today while it's directors just bought more

top jej

FSSN

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U tink dis a joke?!??

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uhhh guys?

Which one of you did it?

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>below 287

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buying those dips?

I thought it had more to do with:
1. reports of tobacco use decline b/c increasing vaping
2. FDA head seems to really want to make some big moves before leaving, HATES vaping (& just spoke somewhat negatively against Walgreens and CVS stocking CBD beauty products.)

>directors just bought more
proof?

gurufocus.com/news/841928/directors-of-these-3-tobacco-giants-acquire-shares

MO has dipped like this a lot recently, but it's still a strong underlying company. It's the tobacco group that is most heavily pushing into vaping and weed right now, and the only way to publicly invest in Juul

Also Gottlieb is leaving soon, and the next FDA head seems to care mostly about cancer prevention which both weed and vaping score well in

man the bogs are really fucking with me today

STOP SELLING

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Why aren't we crashing yet?

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Same. Just gotta ride it I guess and wait for the good times

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You can all thank that asshole who wouldn't apologize for making fun of my mom.

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HERE WE GO

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>crypto mooning while stocks are mooning
If what I think is about to happen is about to happen, on top of the shitshow going on at the Fed, we are in for a wild ride this fall.

STAHP!!! SHE'S BOOTIFUL!!!

>Was up $11 yesterday
>Down $40 today
Should I pull out of everything I am in full panic mode I only have $800 invested and have been at this for a week

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that's the plan. still green, just less green - fresh stops in place. been watching my buttcorn grow all day instead

>for a week

Hahaha! Do you even trade, bro?

This flight is always too short...

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For the Lord loves us, His Faithful, that we may emerge victorious against the armies of Judaica.

can someone unlucky please buy WMT shares

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teach me your ways

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Patience, grasshopper... Slow and steady wins the race. 1-year is short term when it comes to the stock market.

CAN SOMEONE LUCKY PLS BUY FDP

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some mountaineers climb their way to the summit, despite knowing they will run out oxygen and not not make it back alive :)

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tfw no rkgf

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Would you recommend sticking with it then? I've only put money behind NEON, PLUG, and NTGN. I know one single shit day shouldn't be enough to make me pull out, but its very tempting.

Can CNAT just declare bankruptcy?

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youtube.com/watch?v=wF3kcQlOvQ4

IF MO HITS $54.50 I'M BUYING 5 (FIVE) MORE SHARES

desu I'm not sure if I should be buying divvy stocks right now given the mood of deep goncern in the market. I don't have a dudeweed play though...

Damn. Was not expecting that.
Also, Raphtalia best girl (not many options though)

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How far down should I wait to buy in on GALT

Well there you go

GALT has mostly just been trading sideways waiting for significant news, the real movement will come whenever news does
RSI is almost oversold on GALT, a bit lower (maybe 4.6) should be a good time to buy in according to my novice TA skills

IT HABBBENNEEDDDD!!!
And it already looked like I overpaid AGAIN while DCAing down.

I really hope this is the reason:
>Tobacco stocks dipped Wednesday after the Food and Drug Administration said it was investigating nearly three dozen cases of people who had seizures after vaping.

>The FDA said that between 2010 and 2019 it received 35 reports of people, especially teens and young adults, experiencing seizures after using e-cigarettes

35 people over a decade doesn't seem like a something to worry about.

>i bought the top
>again
>again

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every day is a new top

did you forget to reply to me, the poster you're quoting?

I hadn't seen that. Yeah that sounds like a temporary problem. Does it say if they were using the pens or more serious rigs?

>tfw reddit has more money than us

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Bullish!

Unknown, I haven't looked into it.

>reddit has more money
>crypto zoomers have more money
I keep forgetting to FOMO into the crypto top!

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Yeah unknown it looks like, but that sounds bullish to be since gottlieb would be painting Juul black if he could

>Many of the reports announced Wednesdaydon't have enough information for FDA to narrow down whether there are problems with particular brands or ways of using the devices,according to a statement by Gottlieb and Principal Deputy Commissioner Amy Abernethy.

here's an article with an interview clip with Gottlieb after he announced he was stepping down:

cnbc.com/2019/04/03/fda-investigating-nearly-three-dozen-reports-of-seizures-after-vaping.html

you've still got time, tops going to be 400k this time

PH time. PAMP EET.

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More like DUMP EET

>MO down to 54.12
fuuuuuuggggg I want MORE
but I'm sick of losing moneys

Will Elon be TSLA CEO at this time tomorrow?

Is it better to go for SPY calls or QQQ calls?

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Yes, of course I will, what kind of a silly question is that?

would glaze like a doughnut

Domp eet

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Answer my question and I will reward you with more pale women

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Honestly I don't even know when it's going to stop falling at this point

Drop za sell wall

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Based for MO shareholders

NO TENGO DINERO

NO NO NO NO

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I need an answer FAST.
Can I completely get rid of a worthless option on robinhood?
I cant hold securities to work at this place so I sold everything, but I have this one useless option that I can’t get rid of. How do I get rid of it? I need a fast answer.

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